The Arsenal lads go marching on.

Saka is so underrated. As crazy as that is to say. World Class player even when he’s not fully fit.

*Mark Jackson voice* Mama, there goes that man.

Kane has been atrocious today. Probably means he’ll score the winner.

Saka getting no help.

FOX crew has no idea Declan is sick and nursing a hamstring injury. Just lazy broadcasting.

And again.

Sorloth not passing to Haaland 2v1 looks even worse now.

If you’re hearing more & more about the growing number of cases of the “parasite that causes a month-long case of explosive diarrhea,” you can thank MAHA, Trump, and RFK Jr.

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end, the Mikel Merino always wins.

MERINOOOOO! 🔥 With just two minutes on the pitch, Mikel Merino buries an 88' STUNNER to send Spain to the FIFA World Cup Semifinals! 🇪🇸 via @TelemundoSports

I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit; ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/739...

As reported by Arseblog News on 8th April (🤓) Geraldine Reuteler signs for Arsenal on a free transfer from Frankfurt. Arsenal tried to sign the player last summer too. Our understanding is that she has signed a four-year deal. Full story 🔴⚪️🇨🇭👇🏻 arseblog.news/2026/07/arse...

If Fletch plies us with another American sports analogy I’m going to blow my brains out

“He was a hot head under Arsenal” tell me you didn’t watch Xhaka under Arteta without telling me you didn’t watch Xhaka under Arteta

I particularly like any goal that makes Martinez look stupid

Infantino made the call. Can’t have Argentina and the golden boy eliminated this soon.

Willing to give the club the benefit of the doubt on this…but he’s one of the worst goalkeepers I’ve ever seen.

Bruce Springsteen song about how we used to produce keepers but the country lost its soul

Call this the Trump effect.

I’m already missing Trossard, can we buy him back

Everyone is a bagsman until a real bagsman walks into the room.

Entire Portugal World Cup campaign was essentially a case study of football in service of a celebrity. An immensely talented group of players all made to kowtow to a 41-year-old acting like a child up front. Embarrassing

Bernardo Silva comes on, fouls Mikel Merino twice, gets a yellow & Merino scores the go ahead goal. You love to see it.

Bernardo Silva is a level above the rest in the rat rankings. Makes Bruno look like a saint.

Merinoooooooooooo Hahaha fuck you Bernardo Silva!

Looking forward to seeing what job Roberto Martinez fails upward to next.

MIKEL MERINOOOOOO

Selina Cerci was a Gunner and Selina Cerci is a Gunner. IYKYK #Arsenal 🔴⚪

Jude Bellingham is incredible. It was clear long before tonight, but this just adds more evidence.

Terrific win for England. Happy for the Arsenal boys!

Starboy assist 👍

If you drink every time Owen Hargreaves says “Fletch” on a broadcast you’ll be dead by morning.

There’s nothing left for you to prove in the premier league Erling. Time to move on for a new challenge imo.

It's Ancelloti's fault for taking off Gabi Martinelli

Italy were leading this Norwegian super team for one half in qualifying! We’re gargantuan.

One of the most frustrating parts of Donald Trump is his ability to take any moment, anywhere and make it about Donald Trump. I’m sick of thinking about this fucking guy.

What am I supposed to do without a night game? Talk to my family?

Saturday night and there are no World Cup knockout matches on.

Paraguay are a pathetic group. Good riddance on their elimination.

As great as the performance from Cape Verde was yesterday, this showing from Paraguay has been equally as embarrassing.

No. 23 for Paraguay is genuinely a disgrace.

Did the ref put a cheeky bet on the number of yellow cards for Paraguay? Asking for a friend.

First World Cup knockout match assignment for this referee. Should also be his last.