73 minutes and no set piece goal. Dooooooooomed.

Citeh circling the toilet bowl

Giroud did it better.

Stake in Dracula's heart.

IRAQ WAR VETERAN: “I wouldn’t do that in a war. There are no rules of engagement I’ve ever had that would justify shooting someone in that situation… and he shot an American citizen. This should scare the shit out of everyone.” (From Louis Laurant)

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

“Democrats obscured Biden’s cognitive decline” is really being blown out of the water by “Republicans are embracing and profiting from Trump’s cognitive decline.”

The pumpkintator sounds like a dying mule.

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump: "Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."

Count Dracula bottle job???

he's down there I swear

Still not as big as the check he'll receive when he gets sacked this season

The new manager bounce is an amazing thing.

If only they had Marc Guehi

Pete Hegseth has a small penis. Prove me wrong.

Welbeck scoring (and celebrating) at Old Trafford will never get old. Some finish on his left foot there.

Set piece again...

Ole back behind the wheel!!!

Kavanagh is hot garbage

Heard a lot about Merino not getting a second yellow v Villa for exactly what Semenyo just did to Rice, while on a yellow

Chris Kavanagh has no choice over the yellows he has to give, except when he clearly does

Kavanaugh can eat a flaming dick

I thought Chavs were gonna win da league!

Dracula went 22 games unbeaten at Arsenal and still accomplished only sucking the enjoyment out of football. He is inevitable.

I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for Unai to shake my hand, but he remains a bitter fuck.