It’s been a week since ICE murdered anybody. Can I go back to complaining about the woke kids?

AI slop

There are literally emails between Epstein and gargantuan GOP donor Peter Thiel like "as discussed we shud distroy society" and yet the right wing propaganda machine is smearing Lutheran soccer moms as being on Soros's payroll.

ProPublica has identified the two Border Patrol agents who shot Alex Pretti: Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. Reporter @davidmcswane.bsky.social says naming them is "in the public interest" and in keeping with longstanding U.S. norms.

IDGAF I'm bringing this discourse back: John Ganz was obviously right and some of you are marks

I’m *extremely concerned* about the way folks are reforming their image of the cops in light of everything that’s happening, even though we only have a handful examples of them disagreeing with ICE, while still being responsible themselves for the murders of Black and brown people across the country

y'all if you wanna have an argument about open borders you need a better one then "but what if all the brown people come here after we fuck up their countries"

Borders are lines on maps. Powerful people have made them matter.

The press conference next year when they let him in after pulling this nonsense is gonna be lit. He will Belichick harder than he has ever Belichicked before. Bring popcorn. 😂

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

I do sympathise with this thought, really I do, the "*now* you get it?" responses absolutely put a barrier up against future people changing their minds, but also I have to look at the last decade and think "none of this was a deal breaker - *none* of it - until now"

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Say what you will about Russell Wilson, but, at the end of the day, he really is a class act. High knees and all.

Man…I’m just really freakin happy for Sam Darnold. We were in Arizona for his loss to the Rams last year—to go from that to this, and from castoff to the Super Bowl. What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.

Everything is bullshit but Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl!

WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPER BOWL

Seahawks can avenge Super Bowl XLIX!

Sam Darnold forever

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER BOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL

Not nervous at all, totally confident 😬

Cooper Kupp is ours LA and you can’t have him back!

Everything is bullshit but goooooooooooo Seahawks!

Milquetoast bullshit. If he can’t beat Ricketts without doing this nonsense then it’s a skill issue.

The Beer Hall Putsch wasn’t enough. Nor was Kristallnacht. Nor Poland. Jonathan Rauch needed to see the camps.

These people have absolutely zero ability to say "I was wrong, y'all were right."🤷🏿‍♂️ The closest they get is "I was right then when I said you were panicking for no reason and deranged, and I'm also right now, when I'm saying what you were saying, but way too late. I alone decide when it's right."🤡

Wow. Counting down to MAGA saying “whatever, prisons are woke” in 5…4…3…

DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:

Tonight, on behalf of Minnesota law enforcement, I filed a lawsuit against DHS to prevent the destruction of evidence related to the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti. DHS is not above the law, and Alex sure as hell is not beneath it.

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

Could a Democrat, any Democrat, release a statement actually thanking the people that have been out there doing the fucking work instead of this constant scolding tone for the love of God

For more than a decade now, a significant proportion of Congressional reporting has been catching Republicans in the halls so they can say things like, "I actually have never seen or heard anything before. I was born two seconds ago. Who are you? Who am I? Where are we?"

White evangelicals acting like they suddenly care about traumatizing kids in their church buildings is pretty rich.

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

We have managed to have a two decade long stretch of each Governor being worse than the last one and that’s saying something considering our last Governor was Pete Ricketts.

It’s entirely possible that my hatred for Pete Ricketts has been surpassed.

Old demented man: [filling his diapers with shit until they swell up and the shit starts leaking out of his pants] MSM: who can say what goes on inside the mind of this enigmatic genius

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

People really seem to be catching on that rape is the core value, the core practice, the ethos of conservatism, and I hope it's soon enough to matter

If there weren’t enough good Republicans to stop this from happening, how would there magically be enough of them to fix it?

Every time one of those polls come out, Democrats ask “why do Republicans always poll so much better on things like the economy, national security, etc.?” and it’s because anytime voters ask Democrats to do something about that their response is “fuck you, you stupid, stupid idiots”

"You deplore the demonstrations that are presently taking place in Birmingham. But I am sorry that your statement did not express a similar concern for the conditions that brought the demonstrations into being."

I’m worried others adopt this strategy. Creed: if you don’t give us a Grammy we WILL release another album. Rob Schneider: you failed to award me an Oscar so get ready for Deuce Bigalow 3. Chuck Lorre: OK fine time for Three and a Half Men.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

In this context: fuuuuuuuuck grace. Fascist pseudo-intellectual troll trying to jump on a lifeboat at the last second can swim with the sharks.

“Those were alarms, you just didn’t want to listen,” is very good.

What needs to happen is that Seattle and San Fran score 2 points each exactly and no more.

SEA EFFIN HAWKS!!!