we are so fucking back

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

color commentator [bottom of the 13th]: ....and normally i would say to bunt here me: *we fucking know, dude*

free us, big dumper

ah shit both of these managers are built for fall we're gonna be here a while

10 Oct 2025

where will the devil wears prada 2 next

Put Eric Adams on Inside The NBA

bill belichick (belichick owes unc money)

I am realizing just now in October 2025 that Taylor Swift isn’t very good

I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears

BRIAN THOMAS JR

how do you not call that pass interference lmao

trump take noodle

"i'm Mark Sanchez former NFL quarterback" now you Mark Sanchez former Fox football analyst current stab victim

not the god damn patriots dude come on

the cowboys had the ball on their own 4 yard line at the two minute warning and the jets gave up 14 points to close out the first half

"Young... he can run! NOT ANYMORE!!!!"

to me, "texas is back" means 8-4

they put a 1 next to that team’s name in the preseason bc the quarterback has uncles who are in commercials. we won’t forget that

Change in Headline

follow @koalatums.bsky.social

it's a me worst nightmare

saving these wildly generic reviews of the ff tactics remaster to apply to whatever i want

oh is a musicball happening

when you "ask AI" this is who you are asking

PROSECUTE THE SHANAHAN CRIME FAMILY!!!!!!

few things have ever been more over before they started

did they ever bring that one frame of goodfellas twitter account to bsky

if i had lost a couple pounds and just wanted to celebrate a little i'd be furious

Old Man's Son Also Old Man

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Buy stock of all the companies your homies work for so that you can text them at the end of each week, "The shareholders and I are very happy with your work this week. Live it up this weekend!"

excuse me

big ninten football

2025 sloup index after 4 weeks

begging the jets to not fucking embarrass me

Another cool thing about Bluesky is having an in-depth exchange with an anime avatar about how to beat two high safety coverages

then shut it down

me: [chanting] tie tie tie other football fans: tie tie matt lafleur : [pounding his clipboard] tie tie tie

FTFY NBC

i learned from the colts-rams broadcast that lou anarumo is the colts defensive coordinator, then the colts immediately gave up an 88 yard touchdown pass lmao

[husband exits bedroom in robe, frustrated and sweaty and shaking head] “Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.” [Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in] “Team on one!” [together] TEAM [voiceover: At Progressive…]

i think vince vaughn is just like that