actually a crater is kind of the opposite of peak

she's had a long day

When you heard the direct deposit ping just before the home stretch

i know everyone is tracking my draft takes, so i want to update the record - i've reconsidered this and decided that arvell reese is such a good 3-4 outside linebacker that it's worth reconfiguring your defense to put him in that position, especially since the jets defense is a blank slate

i assume fielder's choice is short for nathan fielder's choice

triple triad

i won't try to exaggerate a scenario for humor since satire died ten years ago, but you could tell me geno auriemma committed basically any social wrong and i'd believe you

"walked by your alma mater today"

the video is great but i love the original tweet

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

as a childless 36 year old who doesn't really go see movies, i think it's fine if the mario movies aren't good. milennials survived space jam.

we gotta rethink this "supreme court" thing

Hopeful parents

referring to dune 3 as "the new chalamet"

“I consider mids loud” starts manifesting itself into reality

friday lunch sandwich

sure, i can say "death to american, fuck ameriKKKa" all day long but when push comes to shove i'll never hate america a tenth as much as these assholes actually do

the ncaa men's basketball tournament presents the "having trouble explaining where i've been all night" game

When the Huskers have a 9-4 disappointment

true connoisseurs will note double contact was made

i think i would still be normal if i had a lot of bsky followers

i'll go ahead and open the floor for questions

What I wouldn't give to peel this seal

they're working on a live action remake of the 2023 super mario bros movie

jet by friday

Their seeds are the final score of the football game next year

iowa or nebraska will be an elite eight team lmao

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

bill self? what, do i owe me money?

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

dolphins trying to trade tua

pov: you're vanderbilt's chandler bing and an elder milennial just learned your name

pov: you haven't fed her yet and it's only an hour and a half before dinner

i hope this mf knows that when he croaks trying to pass that last quarter pounder america is going to erupt into the biggest party of my lifetime

personally think our best team every decade should stop experiencing a brutal tournament-ending injury to our point forward early in the tournament

I bet a retired post office truck would be a great tailgate vehicle

Still can’t get over the fact that my video editor removed this Northern Iowa joke from my video because it “doesn’t really even make sense” and “isn’t funny”

big whoop, i do this every morning

domestic cherry pepsi

You can see him debating whether to go for full extension here

incredible work to put kevin durant in a commercial where his only line is "whatever, kid"

i've seen it - this could happen to anyone

gary larson invented the walgreens of the 2020s