watching the indianapolis colts

nfl: STOP HATE dk metcalf: i'm on it nfl: well now hold on

person A: if mozart was alive today he'd write pop songs! person B: if mozart was alive today he'd write film scores! mozart if he was alive today: Sechs Sieben!

it is incumbent on zoomers to find a reason for 68 to be funny

happened to flip over to steelers-lions right after this happened, and jim nantz and tony romo were a little too eager to chastise dk over what happened here

2025 legal counsel wrapped

don't interrupt her screen time

idk how well this translates to Clip Mode but it was really funny when it happened

needed another season to pass brock purdy as the best iowa state qb ever. oh well!

Yeah I've got Havana Syndrome: I'm Havana 'nother beer, because it's Friday night

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check

$40 is the right amount of "wallet money"

what's the deal with tv shows where they change the actor's last name but keep their first name? like when ray liotta was ray barone in everybody loves raymond

i've come to the conclusion that this play needs a name a la fail mary, philly special, etc

okay but when patrick mahomes does this stuff nobody says anything

can't wait for kirk herbstreit to reduce this to "the noise on social media this week" tomorrow

asking the computer to do my job multiple times until the computer tells me my job is done

i'm always hearing people saying this

oh my god

in the conversation for worst nfl coach in 2025

oh my god

oh! sorry to disturb you

I have one weakness: my many flaws

ed "the jet" reed

Passing Fancies That Go Hard

pretty fortuitous to get both fun versions of low scoring games on consecutive nights

introducing chiefs fans to tankathon dot com

the bsky handle stays

harrison butker goes too far right yet again

It's not a war crime unless it happened in the "Crime de Guerre" region of France

broken sport

broken sport www.on3.com/college/iowa...

ready for cuddles

me [boarding the crazy train]: i know what everyone says but statistically these things almost never go off the rails

daron BLAND

when i'm looking for something to put on the tv at the family gathering

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a combination whiskey drink and vodka drink

hot yoga ladies are on his ass

jason kelce is about to refuse an orphan's request for a second bowl of porridge

they called the show seinfeld but his name is actually jerry

how am i supposed to just go to sleep after this

kliff kingsbury what's that on your nose

best part of this was collinsworth just got done saying something like "people criticize this guy a lot but he looks all right to me"

JJ McCarthy

The CBS sideline reporter just said that Rodgers wasn’t taken to the blue tent but was instead dragged to the glue factory

one thing you can say about michigan state is that they know what they're about

she found the sun

My kid calling John Philip Sousa John Philip Snoozer