2:12 am... going back for more deli Chinese

legless Alf with a massive hog is my favorite

Lecornu c'est Outer Wilds en nul

me and the baddie i managed to pull by being autistic

We have a cuke down. Repeat, cuke is down

"IT'S BEST TO ASTRAL PROJECT WITH NO CLOTHES ON. SO I DID THIS WHEN NO ONE WAS AROUND. I MADE IT UP TO THE ROOF AND SAID 'YIPPEE!' AND THEN REALIZED I COULDN'T GET DOWN. AND THEN SHE [points to wife] CAME HOME AND I SNAPPED OUT OF IT."

Stare at knife club accepts all comers, all you have to do is look in the general direction of a knife.

works heaps better with a penis

IF U READ THIS U R GAY L M A O

Il est écrit : "Seul Link peut vaincre Macron"

i wish theyd invent a way to automatically block any account following more than a thousand people

My great grandmother invented the rhombus

space people

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you couldnt waterboard this out of me

My son Mingus…he is very sick

Are you a huge dumbass ? Turns out I got just the right product for you !

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Literally do not ever tell me what Bono thinks

3am water

Why would Batman be excited about joker, that's usually the worst part of his day is when the joker

So what states would you like to see rise from the fallen ashes of the US empire? I, for one, am a Long Chile guy.

every time i read the word 'labubu' i shave 30min off my lifespan

But also

Ah, yes. My favorite gender.

Firefox + uBlock origin (works on mobile too). If you don't want Firefox on mobile, either revanced or NewPipe. SponsorBlock to skip sponsors. Haven't seen an ad on YouTube in the 15 years I've been using it.

Don't. He's not. He's able to do a decent speech once in a while and is not the absolute worst in global politics, that's all. He's still a fascist-adjacent bastard with nothing but disdain for the population he governs like a monarch, though. He runs our country to its grave too.

the word athleisure makes me want to gouge out the eyes of the next marketing guy I cross

Sisyphus, except it's me at a hangout and I keep needing to go pee Pissyphus

now thats what i call podracing

Added some additional lighting to the fog and ground. #indiegames #indiedev #gamedev #nameoftheflame

I hope we're making the French proud

sir that is an homonculi

Shrek super slam >>> Smash Bros Melee

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

bored at the zoo

"Once again we are proud to unveil our newest innovation, the Orphan Crushing Machine, from the famous novel Don't Invent the Orphan Crushing Machine"