yeah I might be helping prop up a fascist regime and I might demonize people for existing and I might carry water for genociders but you were mean ok? You hurt my fee-fees by calling me a bootlicker :(((

I wouldn't necessarily consider myself "conspiracy brained" but I do really find it odd that of all the presidents in my lifetime the only one I can recall actually hearing about a real attempt (i.e. not just someone making threats online or something), let alone multiple is with Trump

They should do one (1) day where you have to act like it's 2015 again and post like markiplier E or something

They should make a beer that uhhh, hmmm... It should uhmmmm uhhhh and uhhhh y'know uhhh but it uhhhhh the uhhhhh Y'know one of those

yeah I might be helping prop up a fascist regime and I might demonize people for existing and I might carry water for genociders but you were mean ok? You hurt my fee-fees by calling me a bootlicker :(((

They will definitely burn 250,000 gallons of gas per hour (like a million dollars an hour on just the gas itself) and make their money back totally

(kicking the discourse nest) religion is dumb

Call me Oppenheimer the way I'm gonna nuke the toilet

They're gonna make me eat these tomorrow

hearing someone say "pets behave like their owners" and falling to the ground and flopping around (I have fish)

Can we get the temple run guys to make a new game but it's in like Clearwater florida

Orthodontist hater finding out lawyers work on retainer

Mr. Beast's newest Challenge: a million life sentences

Super Mario 7: Bowser Finally Snaps and Does It

I like that so much of the discourse on here is "how dare you demand we do better, you must support the enemy!!!1!"

Even at my lois I'm still a family guy

no but fr

going to the clam anyone want a beer

*Sitting in my star Trek command deck* computer analyze this *rips a fart*

Anyway lolicons are typically pedophiles and you can’t mass report me here so go fuck yourself

41 hours.

The Moon? Beautiful. Round. Occupies the sky nicely. Mars' two little pebbles Phobos and Deimos? Abysmal. Irregular. Can barely see them.

they tried to tell me to touch grass but I'm all about the bush

Crazy to me that if I go over 15gb Google comes screaming at me to pay up for more gmail storage but they'll gladly shell out billions for AI

tuff

Mr. Borscht

The thinking man's family guy

But like what's stopping you from doing this

They should do the reverse of air bud and have a movie where a guy sniffs for bombs or something

When you go to a fancy hotel and they have two cuck chairs so you bring a friend

Why would I do this when Gregtech exists already

I don't need a robot to tell me who to follow man

Breaking the Wade Boggs Record but at an Applebee's instead of a flight and instead of playing a baseball game after it's a parking lot fight with the manager

Will they get paid before or after Elon successfully gets to Mars

What would you know about yesterday's conversations you ran away from one with me two days ago

A crab ran into your goon? that's nuts man