How much would you have to scale a Bionicle up for it to be human sized, like what scale figures are they? 1:12? They feel 1:12ish

do you think Tylenol works like fentanyl where if you touch it you suddenly can count really good

Sex With a Man

hey man I'm no legal expert but if you're getting your employees to review CSAM for "quality control" you may deserve a lifetime in a cell

t. Jesse Singal

strong contender for biggest laugh at a post I've had lately

blud thinks learning formal Japanese across half a decade is "Google translate" go back to cranking it to kids lmao

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Businesses really doing the "passing the same $20 back and forth getting each other's meals" bit huh

The railroad commission consulting me after I slam a bunch of tylenol

every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum

maybe if I just ask nicely the fascists that hate everyone that isn't them won't tell me to face the wall, gee never thought of it that way

Beer friday

avoiding eating a banana the normal way that hard tells me more about the guy's sexuality than if he could swallow the whole thing in one go tbh

Stunt double but for shiddin

truly a bygone era

They gonked Charles to distract from Ellen T-boning some lady

@legacykillahd.bsky.social doesn't feel so good now huh

"legalize comedy*" *Unless it's about me or my buddies, in which case I will start screaming and crying and banging my fists against the ground while calling for mommy to come pick me up

Thinking back to this for no reason www.cnn.com/2017/01/20/p...

She bey on my blade till I let it rip

Anyone paint match this front end to the hatch blue flame yet or nah

in North Korea if you don't work a shift at the ball crushing factory Kim Jong Un himself crushes your balls

hehe check this out liberal *blows up like 30 rockets and elects a pedophile*

"Reported."

A billion lions vs every gorilla

"sign up and put your name, address, phone number, email on this nice little list pwease :3"

Twitter be like gurk is this poo?

The "stealing your meme" reply is so overplayed it's in every reddit post bro

"no honorable deeds here" psssh there's these cool glowing sticks dhde

wahoo no more hellmire for like a week or two

Not only is the New York Post full of fascists it's piss drunk ones apparently, resuce? Heoric? This is sad bro

new york sucks and they got blown out after holding a moment of silence

He can slurp on my cock AND balls too

Dudes really be like "don't try to take advantage of this EVIL killing" and then make a dox page that links to a crypto scam and try to argue a marginalized group is to blame for it all

Don't wanna be the guy selling pitchforks down the road from Frankenstein's place and all, but I am again saying that ownership and maintenance of firearms is not as scary as it is made out to be in the face of an administration that wants all dissident thought to be purged

"if you don't like that we're fellating a slain fascist, too bad, leave!"

john halo

How long until a journalist starts talking about how the guy liked megatron so he must be trans

"everyone doesn't like me? It can't be that I'm a bigoted prick, it must be that society is indoctrinated, yes, I am very smart and infallible!"

Republicans really be like "yeah I want to be able to do whatever I want and anyone that disagrees should be sent to a camp" and liberals want to negotiate with them

dawg look at our "free press" we're cooked

man they couldn't even wait until they were done whining about it to reveal they actually just care about the money