Bean Ponderer
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I;m thinking about thos Beans
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I;m never not thinking about thos beans, don't be fooled. I'm on brand even when I talk about other things.
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official nikk account
3 days ago
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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The Onion
2 days ago
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
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Remember in the movie Malignant where a character has to go to an abandoned hospital and it's a giant gothic castle in the PNW for no reason?
3 days ago
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beetle moses
2 months ago
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lauren
16 days ago
got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast
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After 10 minutes we should be allowed to cuss at movie trailers. It should be socially acceptable.
17 days ago
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The first question in the interview for someone who is applying to be the CEO of a social media company should be "do you use social media?" And any answer besides No is disqualifying.
17 days ago
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scary tall bart
18 days ago
None of this seems good for our country
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Everyone in the Whitehouse is on drugs. And not recreationally, 24-7. Do you have any idea how annoying a man can get when he is always on drugs? It's insufferable, red faced and sweaty, yelling as their default, incoherent.
21 days ago
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New Title Cards Every Day! The Official DBZEpisodes Account
21 days ago
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Realizing now that the goofy comedy BBC guy in Ghostwatch is wearing a Chicago Bears winter coat, which is so odd.
23 days ago
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Medbeds are the alternative to Medicare for all. Every Democrat who rejected single payer was working towards this singularly stupid moment.
25 days ago
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Screamer Jim
26 days ago
New favorite find are the Goblin Bets boys
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I don't think, however funny it would be, that we should award a posthumous Peace prize to Trump in 20 years for his pivotal role in creating a permanent peace between North and South Korea.
about 1 month ago
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Dare Obasanjo
about 1 month ago
The situation in Nepal is incredible. The government tried to ban social media last week which led to violent protests and the prime minister ousted. Gen Z protesters then met in a 100K strong Discord chat where they elected ex-chief justice Sushila Karki as the interim prime minister.
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Nepal’s Social Media Ban Backfires as Politics Moves to a Chat Room
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/world/asia/nepal-protest-genz-discord.html
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Bill DiFilippo
about 1 month ago
i recommend stopping what you are doing and watching the single greatest Wealth Mindset thing i have ever seen
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RFK wearing the red outfit from the Masque of the Red Death to Congress is causing a lot of questions that are answered by said outfit
about 1 month ago
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Iowa needs more vowels.
about 1 month ago
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Haus of Decline
about 2 months ago
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ
about 2 months ago
"I'd buy that for a dollar" seems kinda middlebrow now
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The haters and losers are calling me Sharmat, they're saying I am a false dreamer. They are just jealous that I am going to reach Chim first
about 2 months ago
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I feel sorry for Nate Silver . Misspelling sorry, Nates Liver .
about 2 months ago
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Martin Rosner
2 months ago
short about working at the coast guard
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kc g reen
3 months ago
when im LLOoking at you
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If someone has numbers at the end of their username it means they either are a bot or do not have the creativity to come up with a second username. Both are damning.
3 months ago
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Freedom Ship is a great read. Marcus Rediker excels at highlighting the drama and heroism of ordinary people, long missing from our historical knowledge.
3 months ago
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The white people in Don't Let's go to the dogs tonight are crazy gross. Just a lot of red faced colonizers doing swingers parties under moldering posters of English kings and queens.
3 months ago
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Passionately making out with the parliamentarian so that they cannot do their job for 3 years, bringing government to a standstill. Completely kneecapping congress because I am so good. That's what I will do if you elect me.
3 months ago
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You cannot debate someone who has final edit control over the debate and come out looking like the winner. Sun Tzu literally said don't do it!
3 months ago
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When the AI bubble implodes and the economy crashes there will be people in government and ceos who ask ai "what should i do?"
3 months ago
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It's 1929 black monday and the idiot bank just called to say there's been a run on you
3 months ago
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Things are going down all over the world right now and idiot article guys are writing "Is POOP the new PEE?" on every frontpage itis a disgrace!
3 months ago
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There really are a lot of places where you should be able to get a hot dog but can't. How is it that I cannot buy a hotdog on the Chicago Metra OR CTA? The conductor should have them in his pockets, wrapped in foil.
3 months ago
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15-minute cities would greatly diminish commutes and winnow the podcasting population down to a sustainable level.
3 months ago
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My ideal book is an exhaustive historical and material analysis of like, boot grommets and how they reshaped history.
3 months ago
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Prairie docks are crazy, you could wear that leaf like a bonnet.
3 months ago
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Follow me for tips and tricks
3 months ago
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Farting into the salmon cannon and sending my stink upstream.
3 months ago
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I like the way it storms in Summer. I like the way the air thickens and crouches over, menacing and promising like a cat outside a mouse hole.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
8 months ago
Your outie spent $10 to post on an internet forum, and cheered when its founder killed himself.
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Guys used to get a motorcycle when they turned 40, now they create an online self named "the canceled joker of Dubuque" and obsess about wokeness and being cancelled. Which means that the used motorcycle market in 10 years will suck.
4 months ago
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Prayers get backed up over the Midwest. The I's and O's get serviced after all the A states. We pressed the "warmth" button too many times in January and now at last, the processing of requests. All at once.
4 months ago
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Celine
6 months ago
I bet they did
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President talks shit about "too many holidays", fucker. Carl had his number in 1921.
4 months ago
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The purpose of posting is that the itchy thoughts are expressed somewhere safe. It's like expressing your dog's anal glands back behind the shed.
5 months ago
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They denied coverage, that grape is still paying off its surgery.
5 months ago
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soul nate
5 months ago
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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How many jets can the Houthis shoot down before it becomes unreasonable to claim they ALL fell into the ocean? After 6 the only other explanation is that they think the ocean is more sky.
5 months ago
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The new pope has made a career of supporting marginalized, oppressed groups (cubs fans)
6 months ago
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