John Travolta is going through his “Evil Restaurant Critic from a Nickelodeon Movie” phase

“Mixtape is an affront to gamers everywhere! The corrupt game journos are at it again!!!” Please go outside.

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I took a long blink between 9:30 pm and six in the morning yesterday

The corporate sanitization of the internet continues. The underground creators responsible for the bones of the internet and the success of these crowdfunding platforms betrayed as all of these bloated companies become bland, indistinguishable dead malls floating in the digital void.

Declassifying things like the Kennedy Assassination and UFOs makes you realize these records weren’t sealed because their proof of a cover up but more likely because they didn’t want a bunch of conspiracy nuts doxing the families of dead people involved with the investigations.

I miss the time when artists could post their work freely online without worrying about an LLM sucking it up and turning it into slop.

Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor? Robert Picardo in the original Howling. Not a lot of screen time but absolutely terrifying as a werewolf serial killer. The transformation scene gives American Werewolf in London a run for its money.

The constant Wonder ads I’m getting are the most alienating things I have ever seen. Even if I didn’t already know that Wonder is a bad product that passes off reheated ghost kitchen slop as premium takeout I would be baffled by the supposed appeal of this service.

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So much of the Right Wing media ecosystem is completely synthetic.

Good riddance.

Tony Dookpill is that combo of talentless and desperate that is practically built for failing up in our rapidly crumbling media ecosystem

kudos to kotaku for running maybe the flattest of flat-affect mr. beast photos, you can put anything over it and have it work

I've seen a lot of "Who would win, Superman vs ____" questions, but honestly the answer is probably just "Superman would be nice to them and they wouldn't have to fight"

Looking forward to Alex Jones demanding congress to investigate Tim Heidecker’s links to the shadowy Cinco Corporation.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist. It’s just weird to me that Trump is more obsessed with Joe Biden than the guy who shot him.

I feel like a lot of America’s problems could be solved if we went back in time and gave John Brown a Gundam

Looks like my strategy of angrily shitting my pants until my opponents surrendered has not yielded ideal results.

Hungry Depeche Mode: “Your own…personal…Cheese-Its.”

Gay frogs forever baby!

Every word more cringe than the next.

How did they expect JD Vance to bring peace to the Middle East? Dude can’t even order a box of donuts.

You don’t associate Iran with comedy but randomly closing the Strait of Hormuz whenever Trump says it’s open is a pretty good bit.

Is it healthy for our society that MAGA Chuds are starting to believe Trump faked his assassination attempt? Yes. Is it also funny as hell? Yes.

It’s probably for the best that Kash Patel is too drunk to run the FBI. He’s probably doing a lot less damage that way.

Beginning to suspect Reese Witherspoon may just suck as a person.

The AI code is working out great for Bluesky. The tension of wondering whether or not a post will process adds a certain element of drama to the user experience.

YouTube: How do we make ourselves appear even more hostile to our users?

Looks like Bluesky ate a whole bunch of shit last night

Stay off the internet.

Game Pitch: Extraction Shooter but you keep all your gear and everyone has to be nice to me.

Orban is apparently smarter than Trump. He took the cannoli and can probably look forward to a quiet retirement as a far right kingmaker in Baltic politics. Trump could’ve done this same thing in 2016 if he wasn’t so crippled by his own vanity.

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Rook is dealing with multiple disabling conditions, but still has to pay car ins. and get help filing taxes. If just 10 people could spare $17, you’d keep Rook mobile AND on good terms with the IRS. And anything—including sharing their post—helps.

Well at least Trump finally got a chance to put his name on something no one will ever forget

We’re supposed to build this racist mother fucker his own Arc de Triumph?

A lot of people bristle when you accuse America of being a terrorist state. Well sorry, threatening to genocide another country is something terrorists do.

Segregationists did memory hole slavery for about 100 years and then integration meant that white students would learn about it honestly in school and they've been trying to memory hole it again ever since.

They’re now just catching on to the fact that this guy sucks

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If something did happen to Trump, it’s sad that we can’t rule out some kind Weekend at Bernie’s situation from transpiring.

Justice Alito was hospitalized today after slipping on several loose ketchup packets on the floor of his solarium and getting his penis stuck in a discarded Olipop can.

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

The interesting thing about Marathon to me is that there are so many conversations around that game and almost none of them are sane.

I don’t know guys, I thought the President’s speech tonight was pretty great. Ooops, I forgot to take the rest of my medicine. *drinks paint thinner right out of the bottle*