Maybe it’ll happen this week.

I’ve been running Dungeons and Dragons for years and my greatest discovery is that when players are given the opportunity to do whatever they wish, indulge their most decadent and destructive fantasies, most of them just want to get paid a fair wage and go out to a tavern and eat a nice meal.

I'm short $414 for utilities, mobile, and assorted late fees—my first milestone is covering the remaining $205 of my overdue water and power bill to prevent shutoff. Thank you for aiding a queer, disabled freelancer in these tough times!

If Trump’s Epstein shit is even half as bad as Prince Andrew’s then holee fuck.

Fuckle your seatbelts.

Nick Timmyroos

We regret to inform you that Child Fucker General Hospital will be changing its name due to recent disclosures involving its namesake

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u... MAGA is coming for the LGBTQ community, they will target us as they have targeted the Hispanic communities, the moslems and the Blacks. A MAGA holy war on those who are not white and straight. This is a an ethnic cleansing, and a sexual cleansing. FIGHT BACK!

Just glad this poor dog is finally getting a rest

“🎵Puma Man, he flies like a moron🎵”

Age verification? I remember voting for blue M&Ms

“Don’t make fun of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails! He could’ve been dyslexic!” Dyslexic Community: Fcuk that guy.

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

I like Australia and Aussies in general are pretty cool folks. I just don’t know why the “R” Slur seems to fly as much down there.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Just saw a trailer for the new Horizon game and I am so very tired.

He wanted to eat them.

I wonder which new Overwatch character will appear in porn first? I hope it’s not the cat.

Jeffery Epstein is like an evil Forrest Gump

If you are a member of the media who decides to actively participate in white washing the reputations of an elite cabal of wealthy pedophiles then please do humanity a favor and jump into the nearest available industrial wood chipper.

I’m a simple man, I like my beer cold, my coffee black and watching the textless ending credits to The Adventures Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension 2-3 times a day. 4 if my day sucked in particular. youtu.be/MAgnTREVCXk?...

The Washington Post was a great paper once until it was bought and thrown away by a billionaire bored with his shiny toy.

Urgent request: I’m at $243/$925 for Feb. rent, and coming up fast on the month’s end. If you have $5 to spare, you’d be doing me a very good turn—a painful chronic illness & debilitating migraines have made things extra difficult lately. Thank you for your help and shares!

Considering their last two movies were about a plucky AI executing homeless people and a hagiography of a pedophilic authoritarians’ gold digging wife, I too am questioning Amazon Studios motives

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Now at $40/$925 for Feb. rent—thank you to everyone who helped me kick this off! Being a freelancer is precarious enough. With my disabilities, there’s not a better option, but they also make things that much harder. Your generosity provides security for me and Astra (dog tax in next post).

The end of that episode always gives me a chill. When Picard’s admits just how close he was to saying five

ah, so the usual track

Highguard bears the unique flaws of being too polished to be considered a bad game and not interesting enough to be truly engaging. With its jumble of systems taken from other more established games the experience of playing it is akin to eating a plate of chicken tenders with a pair of chopsticks.

Is Friren considered a Cozy Anime or is it straight up in the Fantasy Action category?

HRT but only for the worst people on Earth.

Is the Melania movie on Tubi yet?

Greg Bovino has been banned from Roblox

Oh yeah body cams and extra training, that’ll work.

One nation, under Nurgle

Starring at the Panera menu like an Egyptologist deciphering an ancient cartouche

Is it a bad sign that I thought the new He-Man trailer was AI generated?

Anime dubs are getting a lot better. Sorry, I know that’s not very spicy but I just thought it needed to be said.

The President of the United States declaring an entire ethnic group unfit for citizenship in fact, by itself, denies members of that group the equal protection of the laws.

AI is inevitable! You must adapt and submit as we destroy your job and all art and literature to fuel our unstoppable juggernaut! Also, can we borrow a few bucks?

Can’t believe I missed Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil last night.

Deleted that last post. It was bad info

Gavin Newsuckmyass

I’ll take an Ed Wood movie over the most expensive piece of AI slop any day