Which movie did you love as a kid and still love now? Transformers the Movie. Every stupid minute of it.

Gender affirming care is only okay if Cis people do it

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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

How your email finds me

Antifa Headquarters

Not only is Gary Larson back but he still has the juice.

Zohran: Rent in New York is too high for working class people. Cuomo: We have too many immigrants!!! Silwa: Goblins are real and I’m willing to marry their queen in order to bring peace between Manhattan and their underground empire.

“Women do not like the vehicle.”

I guess Johnny Somali was too busy.

All new Bluesky users are required to retweet Tom Boobadil.

I think we could solve a few problems at once if we could get Jared Leto a job in the Trump administration.

Republicans sure do seem to like that Hitler guy

I’m sad to report that Canadian strip mall psychologist Jurdan Potterson is in critical condition after sitting on an apple flavored Capri-Sun someone left out

You don't hate Elon Musk enough

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

Pope: Making the skip button on the ads really small and hard to tap with your finger is also an affront to Christ.

Watching

They made another Tron movie apparently

Every. Fucking. Time.

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Read this Moby Dick book but it’s just about whales and metaphors. Huge disappointment.

"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."

OpenAI: We’re just flat out stealing your shit now.

Just 520 percent? Why not a bajillion percent or a million bajillion?

What is it about being a Tech CEO that turns you into a big stupid baby that loves fascism?

Black Lives Matter was the last true bastion against fascism that posed a real threat to what the regime is now And instead of supporting it, many of you “both sides’d” it because of your loyalty to carcerality and lack of imagination Our ancestors fought for a world they’d never see. You can too

What if there was a movie about the beefiest Dad ever who just goes around blowing up terrorists?

Microsoft: We’re going to raise the price of games and Gamepass! What are you going to do about it? *cancels Gamepass and buys fewer games* Microsoft: Wait…that was rhetorical!

Goblin Mode: Just being a silly guy… boring. KOBOLD MODE: BUILD DEATH TRAPS! STEAL GOLD AND JEWELS! WORSHIP A DRAGON!

Guy who enabled fascist will continue to enable fascist.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Pete Davidson flying Riyadh to confront his fathers’ killers in person is just so brave.

1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist. No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men. The silence is deafening. Subscribe to support our journalism.

For the love of God, take your kids to parks, libraries, museums, concerts, festivals, community events. Do not let a fucking megastore become their happy place.

"one officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried."

I know these companies are were and still are focused on the bottom line but it feels like 20 years ago they used to at least acknowledge that you needed to actually make good games before just going to go gamble on the stock market.

Interviewee: The government killed my family- Klein: That’s no big deal, people have been murdered before. Interviewee: Last night.

Does Jimmy have anyone in his professional or personal circle that actually tells him how bad most of his ideas are?

Hakeem Jeffries: How can I humiliate myself two nights in a row?

this was too good not to share here as well

This is much, much more significant than the Comey indictment but has gotten like 0.1% of the media coverage

I’ve been getting the military leather old man shoe ad on YouTube more and more….

You can’t get mustard on your shirt if your shirt is also mustard. *smears Grey Poupon all over his bare torso*

Yet another dataset disappearing with real consequences... story by my colleague @carlajavier.bsky.social www.marketplace.org/story/2025/0...

Robbing a bank with a gun with “I Like Crime” written on the side