Looking into it.

When my new t-shirt is too tight

Five years ago this would be instant impeachment

If they made Christmas Story today, the lamp would be an ass.

And Timy Tim, who did NOT die found himself in the Grid, a digital frontier. He tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways?

Like the music you like. If you want blast Evanescence out your car stereo then do it. You beautiful bastards.

This is totally underreported. Trump is not just going after "illegals." He's going after people who were here legally, by changing their status. These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.

this was part of a plan the organized far right made to begin their attack on taking out trans people out of academia, what a disgrace of a university to give in to this

Bari Weiss is unique. Not in the fact that’s she’s another MAGA flunky but in how far she’s managed to come in the news world despite being so terrible at everything.

Hello folks—we’re almost at the end of the year, & I could use your help finishing strong. I’m raising $925 to cover my January rent. Your reposts and assistance support this disabled freelancer, and keep my senior dog safe and comfy.

I think with so many terrible things happening in the world right now it’s easy to forget the good things. Like Jake Paul getting his shit absolutely rocked by a boxer his own age.

Man that blacked out guy in all the Epstein photos sure has tanned, tiny hands and is weirdly tall and bulbous

They’ll find this guy dead in a puddle of his own vomit and tainted ketamine in 5 years

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I’m going to be framed and befriend Bob Hoskins

When Mom sends you upstairs after embarrassing yourself at Aunt Cathy’s potluck

Buying a nice bottle of scotch

Michelangelo didn’t paint the Sistine Chapel for a paycheck and he wouldn’t want a magic box doing the work for him. He did it because he was trying to create something singular and share his vision of God with the world.

Rob Reiner seemed to be good at telling every kind of story, fairytales, mockumentaries, comedies, big ensemble dramas. A huge talent just ripped out of the world.

She ordered pizza

It happened again. I got interested in videos about Black Ops 7 flopping and YouTube deciding to recommend me anti-LGBT content creators

13 years ago today.

The fact that billionaires bought Time Magazine and made themselves the Person of the Year will never not be funny to me.

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Generative AI will always be possible to spot. Not because of the technology itself but because the people who use it generally see creativity itself as a weakness and would rather chase trends.

Every word after “Judi Dench” just gets worse and worse

If you are still using the Nazi site, now is a good time to bail.

Cool to see Gene Simmons smother the last embers of KISS’s reputation.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Like Mr. Beast I too wanted to make fun videos on YouTube as a means to eventually strip the wealth away from my unsuspecting fans by rebranding myself as an internet bank that lets you pay off overdraft fees by filming yourself hitting your own balls with a clown hammer.

Why is it Wake Up Dead Man and not Kniv3s Out?

Keep writing your novel. If Olivia Nuzzi can get a book deal so can you.

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

I wonder what Bethesda’s strategy for integrating NFT’s into their games was before they became a laughing stock? ES VI has been in development hell long enough where’s probably an old build with them in it

David Zasleave Warner Bros Studios a burning, fucked hollow shell of a company

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Hey all.; My second born son unexpectedly joined us out here in the world today, a little early so he's being watched by the good docs and nurses but strong and healthy. Today is a good day, I've decided it.

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

Hbomberguy did to Tommy Tallarico’s reputation what the Emperor did to Horus’s soul in Warhammer.

A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself. Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.

After six wrong turns, they’re just going in a circle at this point

What if portmanteau is also just made up of parts of two other words?

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Tired: Cybertruck Wired: Iron Mouse-mobile