((EVENT: DOOMSDAY)) ((11/24- Who knows?))

I'd like to give a big thanks to Cat Grant and Roosevelt High for offering to host me for an interview tomorrow! I look forward to meeting everyone and answering some hard-hitting questions.

Why are we round? ... And why is Batman smiling?

This isn't much, but here's my "Halloween costume." Bonus points if you know where the scarf is from!

((Stolen! I'll do this on the other account, too.

I am certainly *not* twelve, nor am I old enough to be anyone's grandfather. I can't be both at the same time, either. I'm honestly very curious as to why this is such a contentious subject. Am I really that uncanny-looking?

Why in the heck is Luthor literally flirting with the Devil?

@species64.bsky.social "Oh, my. Well, ehm, hello there, little- guy?"

Does anyone know if that intergalactic shopping mall is still open? I'm thinking of the one about a parsec or two to the right of the Kuiper Belt.

@aviaprogram.bsky.social DELETE

Here we go. Everyone hydrated? Done your stretches? Breathing?

I think this is the best stance to take in this discussion, so I'll be stealing it.

I would like to leave the Internet now. Thank you.

But what *is* a MILF?

"BRUCE! Oh, Lord, Bruce, speak to me, buddy. Stay with me."

Somehow, I feel a sneeze coming on, though I could've sworn Krypto was hypoallergenic. But, anyhoo, the entire state may need to be evacuated if I can't get it under control. Sorry about that.

Does anyone know where to get a good gyro in the Metropolis-Gotham bay area at this time of night? Oddly enough, I've never seen many Mediterranean places while on patrol.

Amanda Waller just followed me. I'm slightly afraid.

The urge to make random noises is especially strong tonight.

@loislanereporter.bsky.social Superman had already made several laps around the Daily Planet building's golden globe, walking around and down it sideways until he'd reached the top floor windows and scared a couple of secretaries half to death by accident. He'd entertained the idea that [Cont.]

Dino nuggies may be considered the past's likeness echoed in the present. But though T-Rex nuggies fit this comparison, as both chickens and T-Rex are theropods, the other shapes do not. Dino nuggies, then, distort the past more than they reflect it. I haven't had adequate sunlight in about a week.

Attention, Mr. Alexander Luthor of LexCorp Global. I can see Ms. Teschmacher in the bushes clear as day, along with the synthetic kryptonite she's got. We're still recovering from the last time you tried that, so how about you give us a break, at least for the weekend? Thank you! Have a nice day.

To the helicopter on the Daily Planet landing pad, you left your lights on.

Gooooooooood morning, Metropolis! How are we all feeling on this fine Friday morning?

Found the boot, thank Rao!

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Okay, who stole my left boot? I don't have any spares, so I would very much appreciate its safe return.

Can it be Halloween now? It's nearly October, anyhow.

Friendly reminder that it is not safe to let your feline friends outside unsupervised. If you do, they're at risk of injury, disease, and mistreatment, and they'll wreak havoc on local wildlife. They also tend to climb into trees and refuse to come back down. Ask me how I know.