No cycle … it’s my treat — I’ve got everything covered

{ SQUINTS } …. { oh no …. Not again— } over my dead body— don’t worry about a thing

Movies —? I’ll pay ..

{ and now he regrets saying that even more.}

{ TOO BAD— he’s just happy his best buddy isn’t upset at him anymore —}

𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! ♥︎ + ↻

{ Sniffle ….} { SQUEEEEEEZE }

Friends —? { offering a hug —… }

I’m sorry too—… I was mean to you …

Oh … his dads here -

{ sets him down } Sure you didn’t —… { sniffle — } But I forgive you.

— you had me at alcohol 😌

Well… Batman just told him to drink booze soooooooo

{ he’s crying though — } You’re a bully —

{ LIFTS HIM BY THE COLLAR}

HES STARING … Yes …. STARING … THERE IS IN FACT A THIRD ONE

This is a global catastrophe

…. I honestly do not know .. I didn’t think that far ahead. . . . . . WHY IS THERE THREE—?!

. . . . no … { points } N O …. I refuse… GCPD CANT HANDLE THIS … I’m calling the United Nations …

………………….. I barely survive one Damian two …? they’ll tear me to shreds…

THATS IT — I’ve had it up to here..! {that’s a height joke … his hand is barely above Damian’s head}

{ I give it five minutes }

YOU’RE SO MEAN TO ME — Seriously … why are we friends —?!

{ they’ll be hanging out again by tomorrow …. }

have a nice life …. ALONE —

{ this is an ugly breakup — }

…..!!! …..no more sleepovers …

And he won’t bring Krypto over anymore —

There goes his Halloween plans and dressing up as Robin again this year

He doesn’t have to return it … He’s got more anyway —!

That doesn’t mean he cares—!

he’s not returning the robin costume —… he’s keeping that …

He’s not upset .. Nope … not even a little

….. { He’s walking away now— } I. WONT.

Welp. Thats it… no more Damian …

This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY—

{ HE BETTER NOT — JON WILL ALSO CRY — } It’d be a heck of a lot better than wondering when you’ll shove kryptonite in my face —! …. It’s over — I’m leaving ! { damnit … }

{ …. Ouch … that hurt — } I will —! { damnit …. He’s yelling back } hopefully I find someone better than you ! An actual friend … one that doesn’t threaten me half the time { all over cookies — }

Currently on the phone with GCPD .. ❛ yes hello ….? ❜ ❛ my best friend has doubled — … I need every officer available …. ❜

He’s backing off the TL … S L O W L Y

…. there’s two of them …

oh how the turns have tabled —

I would — { this is going to get out of hand quickly — }

{ oops … he only meant it to tease — … and sadly … he hasn’t noticed } Suuuuuureeee Maybe I’ll just have to to find a new best friend as well —

suuuuuure {he smells blood in the water} so I just won’t go on patrols with you anymore …

He looked at Damian through narrowed eyes … ❛ you … stay right here —… ❜ He pointed at the ground … ❛ I’ll be back in fifteen minutes … ❜ Five to clean his room … ten for his homework. Somehow he has fallen for every single trap just now …

. . . . . How do you know about the window situation—? WHO TOLD YOU —?!

And now that I say that out loud … Any normal person would be scared of him. . . . . lucky for Dames I’m not normal.

Psh —! He doesn’t scare me—… it’s like messing with a kitten … Only the kitten carries a bunch of sharp pointy objects.