⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 💥 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗛𝗘’𝗦 𝗧𝗥𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 ⠀

/ im about to dig in his assjole

⠀ another click. sound off. “don’t hate. tito is tryin’ his best but he’s 65 and senile.” ⠀

⠀ “hell yeah! super star. rap genius. illusionist. one in a billion. check my jams!” a click to her phone. one of her songs start blasting at full volume. …two worlds are surely colliding right now. ⠀

⠀ anyone seen my strap on dildo? i’ll need it soon ⠀

⠀ the case is shut close and she hugs it like a mother would her baby. “i’m WHATEVER ya want me to be, lady! and your name was?” ⠀

⠀ “krakin. catchy. good choice. if ya ever need a hand at bustin’ a predator, call me!” ⠀

⠀ brushing some of her strands back in a flattered and equally conceited manner. “thanks. i’m bein’ a trendsetter in a bland world and it ain’t easy.” she slips down her sunglasses slightly, smiling right after. “hey! it’s you. french guy!” ⠀

⠀ she starts to grab at the dollar bills, flipping through and smelling them. “fuck. i’d bust some genocidal freak’s teeth in for free, but this is even better. i’m in!” ⠀

⠀ the gay furries are all here ⠀

[ 𝘼𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝘿𝘼𝙈! ] 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨. - Non Lewd - Crossover Centric - Serious/Crack/Banter 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙈𝙀!

⠀ “sweet. i got somethin new to fall asleep to. …you serious?” now that got her face to light up. holding out a fist for the other to bump. “shit, you really know what’s up! now what name do you prefer? local chicagoan fish lady or krakin? first one’s kinda long…” ⠀

⠀ “fine, rocket. you fast like one?” ⠀

⠀ “well shit. i ain’t winning a publicity war. i’ve already been framed for a bunch’a crimes just for being a black music prodigy in america!” she’s still pleading innocent even after her convictions. “did those fuckers throw dirt on your name too?” ⠀

⠀ i’m bout to throw this tv. ⠀

[A commercial begins, with a view of a busy beach full of holidaymakers. Waves crash, seagulls squawk, and people chatter.]

⠀ starlighter? you got a problem with lights or somethin’? i’m the QUEEN of lights, an illusionist. so don’t start with me. i already saved a family of humans off that tuna sandwich. what you been doing today? and fish sex don’t count. ⠀

⠀ “bitch, ew!” …. she quickly snatches the paper, stashes it in her pocket and walks away. ⠀

⠀ something NOT for your ears? i wasn’t even being serious, i don’t take it up the butt! ⠀

⠀ “why, yes, cutie. ask me anythin’ steamy and personal.” ⠀

/ i hate yall. i need to sleep but im back here cause this is so fun

𝘐'𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 🕸Vigilante Wallcrawler from Earth-1048b 🕸️SFW/NSFW 🕸️Friendly and literate writer for 9+ years 🕸️Open DMs 🕸️Serious and Crack 🕸️♥️ & 🔁?

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/ sad ass worm

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/ ouuu, watch it with the racially charged terms for prism. u getting blocked.

⠀ “i- you lucky you too big to get squashed. WHY YOU CREEPING UP ON ME LIKE THAT?” ⠀

⠀ oh please! i read about you. you probably had worse plans for that tuna! ⠀

/ sorry everyone

/ do i do replies or do i make phenomaman

/ SO REAL

⠀ oh daddy! go easy i had a jumbo tuna sandwich for lunch! ⠀

⠀ ( baddie down ) ⠀

( waves the lesbian flag )

⠀ nope. we repent over here, ‘member? OPEN THAT WALLET. ⠀

⠀ WAVES THE BI FLAG ⠀

<-- waving around the Pansexual Flag

🌺Plants.. 🐐Animals.. They all deserve to live in harmony, without the threat of humans.

⠀ welcome to pride month !! 🏳️‍🌈 💗 10k entrance fee. ⠀

⠀ i knew it. ⠀

/ i feel like we need a phenomaman lowkey

/ not following homelander cause prism is dead in 5 seconds

/ this is fucking killing me

⠀ “AW! guys….. thanks for the love. 😢💕💕 #nevergiveup. LIQUOR ON ME TONIGHT.” ⠀