gay bird noises

goddamn. what is up.

my life would be at least 20% better if i took this advice sooner.

You never really know what people are capable of. So keep an eye out. Or else you might lose one.

... ( coughs )

Your honor i clearly said in minecraft before that incriminating message

" .. It's fine, I guess. " .... Not really. She just didn't want to talk about it anymore. The arm is a *Very sore subject for her. " I don't have a father. Two moms. The other one is Summer Rose. "

// psst i made a new one

( bird noises. ) ( birding birdily. )

flies onto the tl in borb form :)

// Interaction bait

do it because they say you couldn’t

regardless of what platform i use, it will always be tweeting. .... because i'm a bird. get it- i'm funny.

( drinking root beer, like it's an actual alcoholic beverage. ..... robyn, you do not look cool. )

I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink Milk.

// i did have a summer maiden oc .. coughs

" Sounds spicy. .... See what I did there, because the summer maiden is firey, and- Yeah you get the joke. "

" .. Relics? No no, I think she's bailing once she gets the maiden powers. Pretty sure that's her thing. "

" .... Yeah Cinder's a whole can of worms with or without your involvement I'm gonna be honest. She is a whooooooole damn thing.. "

// The nonchalant conversation is so funny to me lmao

" Yeah it's trying to k!ll my parents, plus the Beacon attack and trying to end the world. Also Cinder's whole thing with Ruby but I don't know how much involvement you directly have to do with that. But those are the main kickers for me, personally.

" Honestly if you weren't an enemy of both my bloodlines, I'd say 'Teach my your secrets'. Because, and I mean this genuinely, it is impressive. "

sometimes i wonder how salem manages to manipulate people because who the hell looked at the harbringer of death and said 'yeah that's trustworthy'

// Oh god the bots want Sage again

I- .... Alright, good point actually. Touche. I did not realize you were actually made of the stuff.

( Ack-- That one hit her. Thankfully, she has Aura so this isn't sending her to the hospital or anything ) Alright, alright, you made your point. Fucking JEEZ-

.... Alright so first off, don't touch me. Second, I live in a bandit camp that doesn't have any running water, and I still wash my hands.

ye- TELEPORT (poof- .... right next to him. got that shit eating grin. )

..... Bro do you not wash your hands?

That's if you can catch me B)

L.

// it is 3:30 and my ass is unable to sleep

" ... Well, y'know, They eat potatoes but not androids. Pretty sure you're safe from the birds now. "

// I mean hey if the Portal verse is really popping off-

" ..... I don't think I could come up with a more oddly specific and outlandish scenario if I wanted to. ... No, I have never been a potato. "

" .... I mean, hawks maybe. Robins aren't even birds of prey. "

// don't encourage me like this

" .... Actually, that's a bird. Birds are normal. " ( .. Arms crossed. Huff.... Threw a chair at her and everything- )

( ... Alright, maybe she should just.... Shifting into human form. ) " Hey, can you like, NOT k!ll me? "

( Thankfully, she is not flying near the android. Otherwise she might have been hit. And that probably would hurt. A lot. )

( FLIES OUT OF THE WAY!? )

( .... looking up at glados, chip in her beak. world's most unamusted expression. the bird does not move, she is eating chips. )

( Do NOT k!ll the bird! The bird is NOT evil! )

in bird form currently she's in a bag of chips nom nom

...... wash your hands then?

slam the jar on something and it breaks works when it happens to me