Does she want an ice pack?

Joel Kent. (also called "Jo-El") @steelkon.bsky.social 's future son. #roleplayaccount #DCRP OC, semi-descriptive, semi-literate, serious/non (mostly non), banter and SL friendly, selective.

“Good morning, SDN! Hope you’re having an amazing week.”

“Everyone, please give a warm SDN welcome to @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social. He will be shadowing for a few days!”

//: I don’t know what’s happening and I can’t keep up cause work actually wants me to do my job???? Wtf is their problem /silly

“How about I just rip it off? Quick like a bandaid!”

“Oh, crumbs. Okay, hold still. Stop moving.” She’s very squeamishly trying to figure out what exactly it is.

“WHAT IS HAPPENING?!”

“And how is everyone doing today? I brought bagels. They’re in the break room!”

“I left my wax warmer on. Would you mind turning it off? You’d be a life saver.”

“Oh, perfect! Could you–—. Why are you at the office on your day off?”

“Anyone still at the office?”

“How is everyone today?”

|| Blonde Blazer💭: I did good! Joel💭: Arson—

What would you be in trouble for…?

We should make a company server! That could be fun!

Oops. Sorry.

Not well… and usually just in creative mode. I like making houses and giving them little gardens.

I should get back on Minecraft. My dogs probably miss me.

Can do!

Here’s your twinkies, Waterboy. With paper towels so they don’t get soggy!

Anyone else want something from the break room? Last call!

I gotcha.

Guys, cool it. Waterboy, you need anything?

Want me to take a /crack/ at it?

We don’t want to traumatize anyone too badly.

It isn’t particularly hard to find @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social. The club’s music pounds in Blazer’s ears, bodies bouncing and moving like puppets on the music’s strings. And at the bar, she spots him. Joel wasn’t particularly hard to find information on, not like other heroes. It didn’t seem +

Oh! No, it’s no issue. I’m just making sure it was accurate.

Why are so many geiger counters on our new supply order?

Bless you!

I think the earliest law was… 1852? 56? Sometime in the 1850’s.

Oh, well, fun movie, if you like Will Ferrell. Anyways, I’m sure nobody will actually care that a tree is gone. Just, you know, try to avoid timber theft in the future, yeah?

Do we need to make that announcement?

Was it the movie Elf? Cause that one tricked me for a bit too.

Oh, uh—! Which forest specifically? Because, you may not have known, that is actually a… crime.

If it makes you feel better, it’s a beautiful tree. How much did it cost? You could submit the receipt for reimbursement!

On it! Hm… maybe we could put this one in the lobby? Flambae would need to steer clear but, hey, it’d be pretty. Give Waterboy something else to spray too.

“I’m not done saving you yet.”