Want me to take a /crack/ at it?

We don’t want to traumatize anyone too badly.

It isn’t particularly hard to find @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social. The club’s music pounds in Blazer’s ears, bodies bouncing and moving like puppets on the music’s strings. And at the bar, she spots him. Joel wasn’t particularly hard to find information on, not like other heroes. It didn’t seem +

Oh! No, it’s no issue. I’m just making sure it was accurate.

Why are so many geiger counters on our new supply order?

Bless you!

I think the earliest law was… 1852? 56? Sometime in the 1850’s.

Oh, well, fun movie, if you like Will Ferrell. Anyways, I’m sure nobody will actually care that a tree is gone. Just, you know, try to avoid timber theft in the future, yeah?

Do we need to make that announcement?

Was it the movie Elf? Cause that one tricked me for a bit too.

Oh, uh—! Which forest specifically? Because, you may not have known, that is actually a… crime.

If it makes you feel better, it’s a beautiful tree. How much did it cost? You could submit the receipt for reimbursement!

On it! Hm… maybe we could put this one in the lobby? Flambae would need to steer clear but, hey, it’d be pretty. Give Waterboy something else to spray too.

“I’m not done saving you yet.”