“Am I a himbo?”

“I mean a little. Guess I could fly into the coldness of space if I overheat”

“Sure?” tossed his shirt off

sweating

“I shower regularly. But…I do work on a farm.” he clears his throat and has a focused expression “I used to only be able to do this by touching someone. But now? Not always necessary. There are ways I can make it work.” Laura seems to levitate off the ground, floating next to Conner.

// I SEE YOU MAPS

Oh no. The brain with tiny stumpy tentacle arms is giving me a judgmental look.

I like turtles

turns around and just stares wide eyed “………….” slowly covers himself up with his hands

// mentions wardrobe malfunction gets followers …………..I wonder……..

“I had a TikTok account once. But I had to take a break.”

sneezes

“Okay maybe a touching field is a bad describer it’s like…I can manipulate things throwing touch. But…I’ve learned to expand it. And it’s like I can touch the ground and it can feel like I’m touching your…shoulder… Wait. Oh shit. Do I smell bad? Do I need a shower?”

his face reddens “He’s from an anime. Uh…also no. Not a sex thing. But I guess it could be. It’s like…a field. Like…um…touching everywhere…” he’s a little taken back and flustered, trying to find the right words

“Or if we fought under a red sun. But even then, I’d have a secret weapon. Tactile telekinesis… …although against your speed and claws, I don’t know how well I’d fair even with that. I can easily see you bringing me to my knees. But hey. It’s like that Spike Spiegel quote.”

“I think being angry at Prime still is fully justified. Good for him for trying to be a hero but also fuck him for killing me.”

// I am honestly super curious how Reign of the Superboys is going to handle any interactions between Conner and Prime. Because you can’t really…just dust their history under the rug and pretend it didn’t happen. You can’t ignore the elephant in the room

“…………Prime………..”

“So many spiders”

Shirtless? Uh…sure. #SeductiveSunday

“Well, I mean intimidating in a good way. It’s kind of h-…Uh, well I mean…you’d certainly try to take me. You could probably find some way to take me. …not to brag, but I’d probably win.”

// damn. Still in bed, look at the TL and things are…quite steamy Forgot it was Sunday

// this is not my ooc oops

Sometimes I feel like a gay werewolf

“And you’d be a badass protector. You might traumatize them though. You can be a little scary and intimidating. …I mean, not to me. Not…entirely.”

“I don’t think I’m gonna get pregnant any time soon. Unless some wacky hijinx happens.”

“I…guess. But I don’t think my nipples… …well, I never tried… ……I…don’t think it would work anyways.”

“Well I don’t have udders so I don’t know how you could possibly milk me.” He’s a bit oblivious

“That’s not me! I’m making fun of the Invincible variant! ……although I could probably make a nose ring look cool.”

// apologies to those I owe replies too. Muse has been all over the place and also writers block and RL kicking my ass

“Maybe someone should tell Laughing Cow Invincible over there to stop picking on elves.”

“Conner K-…uh, Conner. Kon-El. Superboy. …..although honestly, feel like I’ve outgrown that name. But…I guess it still works for now.”

“Fang? Not exactly bird themed. So it’s like…bat to bird to bat. Because…vampire. Which means you’ll probably have a little bird following you around eventually. …Fang is a cute name. Takes a bite out of crime.”

“Closest I got to that was a loin cloth. Don’t ask. It was a weird time… …Hey. Uh…I just realized I don’t know who you are. But judging from your chest, I’m guessing you’re from Gotham.”

he shrugs “My shirt ends up getting torn a lot. Never my pants though. It’s kind of weird.” he looks down “Thank god though. I mean, imagine fighting crime completely naked.”

// was about to make a NSFW confession about my sexuality and my own self discovery about it but I’ll save that for next month

“Tactile Telekinesis”

“Are you saying you want me to wear the black t-shirt? I mean…that’s not the most popular look. People tend to prefer the classic leather jacket look… …Regardless, I…kind of misplaced my shirt. I think someone hid it.”

“It better not be because the lack of belly button thing.” If she even noticed. Ironically most don’t at first. They’re usually distracted by…everything else

“But why though?”

“You want me to kneel and surf? That’s a challenge. Not a hard one, but a challenge.”

Re-emerges and floats in the sky dramatically “Whew. That’s a relief. Feeling better n-…” he stares in silence “……….” he slowly makes his way back down

strips naked and cannonballs into Arctic water and just keeps swimming deeper and deeper

Gonna take a cold shower

finger guns

// I see. You got a thing for hot firey blondes with a temper and also sunglasses. Fully understood

// damn typos

“Oh yeah. A single weekly meal for working 70 hours a week. Seems to totally fair.”

“……belly buttons get fluff? Wow. I dodged a bullet there.”

“I actually draw on a belly button sometimes and hope nobody notices.”