turns it upside down “Try that”

Tactile telekinesis

// Really hoping that things come back to what they were like eventually. Although I’ve been noticing a pattern lately. And I’m not the only one who sees it

// Another account I considered making? Terry McGinnis Put him in the pile with Spider-Man (Unlimited, PlayStation, and/or Agent Spider) And Robin (Drake Winston) I mean at least I previously had a Terry

// Been replaying PS5 Spider-Man and it’s sort of making me want to write a Spider. But like many things, I probably won’t do it. Especially any time soon. On a bit of a semi-hiatus.

// Have you ever accidentally kicked yourself in the balls? I have? On a related note AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“You know, I don’t keep up with the other side of the universe that much, but seeing Juggernaut as a good guy is sort of nice to see.”

// Watching Peacemaker and it’s interesting to see a live action portrayal of Sasha Bordeaux, the current director of ARGUS in canon. It’s not Steve Trevor. It’s not Waller. Its Director Bordeaux. But DC will probably forget about that

I keep forgetting I have a teleporter. I guess I just like flying too much

Conner: hates all Damian’s Except baby Damian. He is innocent

// WHY DID I MAKE MYSELF SAD

// Oh fuck. I just remembered Superman 712. That one is not a fun fact. It’s a very sad fact

// Fun Fact. Conner was Krypto’s caretaker for a while. And Krypto beat Conner and Bart in a race somehow And also Krypto beat up Conner’s classic Hawaii rogues gallery and casually brought their unconscious body’s to Smallville to show how much of a good boy he was

KRYPTO!

// gassy and shivering and exhausted. And yet wide awake and tired at the same time

// just came back from work. Gonna take a long nap

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// imagine putting googly eyes on Xenomorphs I mean you’d die in the attempt but would it be worth it? No. But it might give someone a laugh before they are killed.

He gets that from me

// maturity is realizing the whole “Nightcrawler has two dicks” joke from the X2 special features wasn’t funny and isn’t canon

“Then get Cyborg to fix it! Oh, is he too big for it now that he’s Justice League? Well, Boo Ya to him. Except leave out the Boo!” …….. “Wait, I mean Ya! Leave out the Ya!”

“I SAID I WOULD FIX IT” he won’t. He keeps getting distracted

// Me: makes it a minor runnning gag that Conner crashed through the Titans Tower window Titans Tower is now following you Me: ……..I’m still gonna make him crash through the window

// Speaking of other Conners

// the three Conners

“True. But there’s also an us who’s a cowboy and if I recall, he smelled like barbecue sauce. Like…all the time. And not even the good kind. Like the cheap barbecue sauce.”

eats an entire tube of Mentos just to be sure

“Breath mints? Hold on.” smells his breath “Must just be you”

“It’s not. I’m leagues ahead.”

“I’m the real punk rocker of the Superman family.”

Kara. I can assure you from personal experience she’s not allergic to kisses

“Anyways, I…DAYUM…”

…Oh…uh, alright…

Joel. You don’t have to steal food. If you need food, I can make you food

Almost distracts from the hair long enough.

blasts ska music while skateboarding

“Cass didn’t like me at first either But I won her over with my natural charm.” Not really. Cass may just have a thing for himbos

// curse my indecisiveness

#WashboardWednesday #WetBoyWednesday I can DUAL WIELD HASHTAGS!

Is it Wet Boy Wednesday or Washboard Wednesday? I can do both

Wendy the Werewolf Stalker taught me how to fight against werewolves and vampires

// I need to go to bed. I read honest thoughts as horniest thoughts

// I actually didn’t read any parenting books. That part about understanding just came from my heart and my head

“…Oi. I’m not lacking anything.”

“You teach him that Torquasam stuff?”

“I’m not gonna hit you. Even if it was training. It’s just…weird. It feels wrong.”

“…I still would feel weird sparring with him…I wonder how long it took Clark to get over that with Jon…”

“I would never beat Joel. I mean, I could take him in a fight if we ever spar. But even then I’d feel weird about it.”

“I also hope to avoid dying.”