“That meant lovely weather, right? …….right?”

“I need to brush up on my Kryptonian.” he starts speaking in Kryptonian, but accidentally says a slur

“Sometimes I wonder what life would be like on Krypton for me. But then I remember there is…a bit of bigotry when it comes to clones.”

“I’m half human. I can be Krypto’s human. I was for a bit.”

he’s currently flying up in the sky and sketching the city below

“I had a shark guy once. He never spoke a word to me and I learned later he could talk the entire time.”

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// I’d give points to anyone who will get the reference but people will just google it and find it and claim they totally get the reference

A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood because a woodchuck can’t chuck wood. Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood & even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood? I believe that a woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood

“I’ve felt the fury of Kara’s fist way too many times.”

“Is Invincible that guy who keeps getting his ass kicked? I hear he’s pretty tough, regardless.”

“No judgment here. I’ve been there.”

“Sorry. What was that about no panties?”

“Eh. I gotten better at it. I used to only use it to emulate Superman’s powers. But then I learned I could expand my field and that led to some fun tricks. …People tend to focus on the Kryptonian side of me and forget I have that trick up my sleeve. Despite the fact I never stop mentioning it.”

// Conner literally gets into art in a comic and in another Earth he has an art exhibit Just saying.

“I enjoy making art. And I’m a way better artist than AI like Brainiac. Kon-El does not support AI art”

“Beat my ass? I mean…maybe. I’m not exactly a slouch when it comes to fighting. Although I’m told I tend to not think clearly. …Cass did manage to pregnate me once so even folks without powers can land some heavy blows too.”

“I had a dream about Dreamer and I don’t know if that was actually Dreamer or just a dream about Dreamer.”

🤷

“You know. I’d say we’re radically different but we probably have a lot more in common than I’d like to admit.”

“I have met other versions of me in the past. Including one who didn’t look like he had any sense of humor.”

“I’m actually somewhat connected to those Spider people. Kind of.”

“…I thought his name was Ben…”

he chuckled, an annoyed look on his face. He took a deep breath. He was waited until the ball hit the ground before making his next move The ball lands on the ground and instead of bouncing back, it freezes in place, as if something was gripping it tightly “……That’s one trick I can do.”

“Listen. I’m a little sensitive when it comes to folks dissing the TTK.”

“Yes. The full set. But I’m not talking about those. I’m talking about tactile telekinesis. And how awesome it is.”

sighs “Okay. Look. It’s a bit more complex than that.”

“I mean that’s one of my abilities, sure.”

shrugs “I don’t know either. I do like the horse piece though.”

“Seduction is like a game of chess. And I’m the queen.”

“Tactile telekinesis lesson. I still have the power when exposed to red sun radiation. Those powers aren’t as strong as pure Kryptonian powers, but they can still get the job done in a pinch.”

“Unfortunately I can’t pick the planets who send out distress signals. And ironically I’m a bit more well equipped to handle red sun planets. Unlike other Kryptonians, I still retain some power. Tactile telekinesis. …See? Totally not a useless ability… …I do still forget I still get weaker.”

“Size changing alien. Don’t worry. Took her down. Waited for authorities. Flew back to Earth. Felt tired of flying so I just decided to use my teleporter to bring me back before I passed out… …my math was a bit off and I just sort of let myself fall. I’m fine. I do this all the time.”

“Hey. Like a beloved space man once said. It’s falling with style.” he sat up and laughed “Listen. Red sun planets are no joke. I can still kick ass, but folks can still get the drop on me… …On a related note, I think an Imskian tried to eat me.”

“…bastards…” he wiped blood off his face, as he lay on the ground “…they got a few lucky hits in. But I’m totally fine.” he’s lying in a large crater “Totally stuck the landing too.”

“Pretty sure most Super Family members have met Legion members. Or at least versions of you. Time travel is confusing. …I think Triplicate Girl had a crush on me. Or she hated me. Or…both?”

“I’ve seen the future. The 31st Century. Most folks are accepted. They still got bozos, but you’ve got the Legion looking out for people. And honestly? You can’t have a better group looking out for you.”

“I’m proud of the progress the United Planets is making. Granted it’s going to be years before aliens are fully accepted. And even then we’re still gonna have extremist groups.”

Yeah. I still remember how I’m probably on Batman’s list because Cass was into me. It only keeps me up at night sometimes

Oh yeah. Dude has been on a lot of dates and probably has a long list of women he’s been with. I’m sure if he had a daughter, he’d act all hypocritical and wouldn’t let her have a boyfriend. Or hate any guy she’d be into. Like a hypocrite. Hypothetically, I mean. Purely hypothetically.

Look! I’m just saying you really should be careful with the dirty talk. Even if you whisper it, we can all hear it. I will admit though. It’s super helpful to help us filter out certain sounds.

Lois does.

Please don’t talk about how submissive and breedable Clark is. Thanks to super hearing, I hear that a lot from Lois. You know. Because those two are so quiet anyways

“Pew pew pew RATTATATATTATTATTTATATAT” spins around and puts on sunglasses “…Pew…”

“Well, lucky for me, I got a handy dandy zeta beam teleporter. Doubles as a translator. …Beats flying. That takes way too long when it comes to emergencies. …Teleporter can’t hold a decent charge though.”

“Yeah. Turns out there are a lot of alien conquerors, brutes, and bullies out there. I get a lot of distress calls with cases involving them. Also Dominators. Another not so friendly group of aliens.”

“A race of aliens belonging to the Khund Empire. They tend to be very violent and love war and fighting. Needless to say, we disagree a lot”

“Space is comforting. I mean sometimes.”