Giving “get in loser we’re going shopping”energy but incredibly tired

“Stop crashing through roofs!”

Sort of feel like Kara is using any excuse for a beer.

…Or the Red Mercy…

Lots of fishnet clothing today.

“Tactile telekinesis” studio audience cheers “What the…WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?”

clears throat and looks up “Uh…no?”

“I mean…true. But I have been getting better. At least I’m not who I was when I was younger and easily distracted by anybody remotely hot.”

// AUROCORRECT CHANGED AWESOMENESS TO SEAMLESS AND I DIDNT NOTICE ITS TOO LATE NOW NOOOOOOOOOO

“I am not a love child! Okay. It’s super simple. Let me tell you my origin.” pulls out a guitar and strums it “There once was a man name Superman. Lex wanted him dead but had no plan. He tried to make a clone It came out wrong and Lex did groan. So Lex had to think of another way”

“I…am not that easily distracted. And that’s besides the point! ……I forgot what the point was. I lost focus and got distracted”

// Writer’s note. My version of Conner is in his twenties.

“I mean, I’ve called myself Superboy ever since I came out of the tube. I can call myself that for a bit longer.”

I’ll always love the guy. ……even if he borrows my clothes and doesn’t return them

sighs “Yes. I’m Superboy. Still. Despite being older and at this for years. I think I’d be Superman, but a younger kid got magically aged up and became Superman before I could.”

“Well, duh… …I mean, I guess if you’re training somewhere out in the open, you got to be ready if someone sneaks up on you. Can’t have your pretty face exposed. Granted, it’s you. It’s normally you doing the sneaking up on folks. Hell, I can’t hear you half the time even with super hearing.”

“I mean, I guess. But why keep the mask on if it’s training? Because it looks cool?”

“It’s…uh…a very good looking top. Just saying.”

“……Bat top indeed…..”

“Hybrid clone. Very frowned upon by Kryptonians. Because I’m just too awesome.” leans on a wall that has wet paint “Some folks just can’t handle it.”

“People just call me a delinquent. Or an abomination.” looks at camera

“I’m only half Kryptonian. Which you’d think wouldn’t lead to issues but… …some Kryptonians are really into genetics and clones are also sort of a sore spot for a lot of Kryptonians. Not to mention I’m one half a guy who killed a lot of them…”

Kara’s boots are so long so she can hide drinks in them.

“……Geez. That’s honestly hardly considered a swear anymore. Get with the times old man.”

I know he’s reformed but he literally killed me so I think I’m allowed to be a bit salty

People think Bart’s mother is hot Bart looks just like his mother Hmmmm…

That’s not a rat. That’s a trash panda. I’d say raccoon but last time I said that, he screamed things I can’t say in front of children and then tried to shoot me

distant snickering

shrugs “I mean, I guess I forgot my manners. Was too distracted with thoughts about how you probably set off fire alarms everywhere you go. Probably doesn’t help with the element being of surprise. Then again, nothing says subtle more than a Lost Soul from Doom.” he takes a sip “Thanks.”

“Ah yes. Possibly hot Coca Cola from a guy with a flaming skull. That’s…totally what the doctor ordered.” takes the coke and blows on it slightly with his arctic breathe

“Yeah! Respect Pluto! And don’t you ever forget to respect Goofy!”

“Flex on all the haters, Wondy. Be proud!” he flexes his muscles

“Most people want to be CRUSHED by Wonder Woman.”

blows the dust off an old electric guitar stares at it puts it back in the closet

// Superboy focused event comic! Cool! *sees promo art. Conner in the background* *Superboy Prime takes center stage* CURSE YOOOOOOU

// my deepest apologies for thirsting

// Squall Leonhart was early bisexual crushes to the point where I drew an OC a lot that was basically just Squall. I liked his sword. And his face. And hair. And I saw a Squall account and I felt slightly gayer Listen. I love a man with a big long thick strong sword that can fire at your face

chokes and wheezes

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭... Ｌｅｎａ　Ｌｕｔｈｏｒ＇ｓ　Ｗｉｎｔｅｒ　Ｇａｌａ — Being held in Metropolis on December 13th — Dress code: Formal — Open invitation (excluding Lex Luthor) (also minors allowed) — Free hors d'oeuvre and an open bar will be provided — Donations to charity encouraged

I thought you were Junior Asparagus

“EGGPLANT!”

“I literally was born with a costume and got onto a fight almost immediately.”

looks to the left

“I’m the coolest member of the super family. I’m awesome.” leans on a wall

writes ‘Release Legends 3, Online, and that weird stop motion one too I guess’

// I guess it’s not that dated. They still release content sometimes. Every time the planets align

Is that a blowup doll with a large chin?

// Jesus did I date myself with that reference

HR stands for Homestar Runner