"I do... Most of those things." He can't even attempt to lie about cleaning his room when Clark can actually see the laundry strewn about.

Joel's eyelids crinkled as he squinted. "Ugh. That's bright. ... This is the Kryptonian equivalent of telling your kid to eat their vegetables."

"The sun can come through the window."

Yawns.

Takes a long drag from his vape pen.

|| Hi everyone. After everything that happened, I decided to take some time to process and do some thinking. I originally intended to only be gone a week or a week and a half, but I had some preexisting mental and physical health conditions that have gotten -- docs.google.com/document/d/1...

|| Hi everyone. After everything that happened, I decided to take some time to process and do some thinking. I originally intended to only be gone a week or a week and a half, but I had some preexisting mental and physical health conditions that have gotten -- docs.google.com/document/d/1...

|| Apology. So I guess everyone is collectively really angry with me. It wasn't my intention to make people feel uncomfortable. I know Joel is a character who makes a lot of sexual comments and jokes, and he can be very crude. When I said I "read the room wrong", this is what I meant. --

|| I think I might've missed something or misread the room. Sorry if I offended anyone. It's never my intention.

THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU TO BE SPECIFIC.

Hey, I'm just saying, there are a lot of couples going. I might not be the one you have to worry about.

Guess if it's a PG-13 trip, nobody's having sex then?

Roy, you want to murder me now?? I thought we were friends!

My point is: be more specific.

Doesn't sound very PG-13.

So I can say 'fuck' twice and show butt cheek, but no crack?

So you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 going now? Someone has commitment issues.

You're not even going anymore.

How young are these kids? Do I have to NOT say things like 'sex' or 'condoms'??

That last rule was definitely directed at me.

Too. Damn. Hot.

|| SOMEONE UP IN MY INBOX THIRSTING FOR JOEL. Who is it? 🕵️

There was that word again. "It isn't a persona. I'm just who I am. People just tend to see it that way." He pulled his e-cigarette from his pocket and clicked the button, then took a deep drag and exhaled the smoke.

Honestly? It was great. There were plenty of things that were hard, or painful... but my mom gave me a great life. And she had the support of Aunt Lena, and your parents.

You didn't want spoilers, so I won't comment either.

Unfortunately, I don't have any advice for you.

Depends on what part of the future. But I get it. Knowing your own future is kind of frightening. Especially for Dad.

Anything interesting?

Moody this evening?

He's trying this again.~

I always put it out if it starts bothering someone.

I didn't, actually. I just said I was out of cigarettes.

So why do you care?

Why are you mad about me smoking?

Not that I'm not grateful, but... Why?

Seems a bit overkill, but thanks?

What?

He appears to be out of cigarettes.

|| Evil Joel and Evil @rockinginaugust.bsky.social in an alternate timeline www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBu3...

|| There's some great Joel reaction media I keep forgetting I have

he's so pretty i want to cry.

* but nobody came.

|| in past SLs, there was actually an obedient AI Kon Lex made. He had red hair and accepted Lex as his father. Also, his name was 'Alex'.

|| HEY RT this if you love Sunder. 😤

|| HEY RT this if you love Sunder. 😤

|| Are these supposed to be Instagram usernames??

𝘠𝘌𝘈𝘏 𝙄 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝘔𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘐𝘛 ”

🪷 Sometimes Sunder makes your follower count explode, other times he sends you to the Rabbi's Discord. There must be BALANCE in the Sunderverse

Yeah. And he can be a real pain in my ass.