𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ. 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠, ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ. { ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 } 𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ. 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.

That feels almost as weird as the hair clothes.

How are you making yourself more repulsive?

You're really not helping your case.

There's a little bit of fur and then there's someone growing a whole thneed on their body.

Remember when I said would? Yeah, I'm taking that back.

At this point, might be a sinus infection.

She totally doesn't hear him (she does) which means she totally isn't patting her hip for him to come closer (she is).

Glancing behind her. Stealthily. And gonna pretend she doesn't see him. Because he's clearly the stealthiest boy.

Sniffles- This sucks.

Has anyone else seen that white dog flying around?

Thank you-

Sneezes so dang hard. Ow her ribs-

//look at you nerds actually rping avatar. Look at you nerds actually LIKING avatar (kicks my copy of fop behind me)

//WHY ARE THERE SUDDENLY 9000 AVATAR ACCOUNTS

🎵 ~

Wiggling stops. "Cookies?"

Wiggles hips.

Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack.

Sips-

//I bit down on something hard by accident and now my teeth hurt

"Seriously? This is cartoon villain levels of bullying."

You break my heart.

"I'd push you into a locker but they made them too small to put nerds in."

Why do you keep trying to use me for free food?

"Complaining? You just earned a one way ticket to Wedgie Town!"

"Cool story. Now give me your lunch money, nerd."

The pancake place.

I'm not going to McDonald's.

That... . . . Wouldn't it get frustrating? Wouldn't that just be playing into their delusions and making things worse?

//lmao

//I am now Perry the Pirate Parrot Pierrot, also known as Pluto 0.5

Still doesn't seem like much.

//make the tags exactly 1 letter off

//HELP???

Besides powers, what's the difference?

//this just means I could probably (terribly) impersonate pluto. The i'd make a vore jokes and people would figure out the truth

Humans also think another human with a different skin tone is an alien species because they're stupid. Don't listen to them.

Wild. One of the mysteries of the universe has been solved.

But they're better than humans.

Yes.

A disease that destroys your brain. From eating humans.

. . . No but for real. Do cannibals eat a lot of p- (Knocked out with a conveniently flying rock)

You could get kuru.

DEER, ARKADY. AND BIRDS. THEY HAVE PROTEIN.