//you know who's the best bugsnax character? Beffica.

😌

//I forgot how slow fields of mistria's progression is

(The absolute mad lad) Take a guess.

Then maybe I should find another place to bite you? (Guy. Guy, run. Guy. GUY)

Wh- hey! I'm not a cat! (Swatting at the spray bottle. Evil demon thing.) Please. You know you want me to bite you.

(Squinting.) (Biting his finger.)

(Soft inhale) That haircut looks like SHIT-

//UGH I hate Guy so much

//the mvrp tag scares me...

"Nope. It's the act of grinding up remains and mixing them with a binder and pigment to make paint. And then using said paint to, well, paint."

//I dare someone to fact check me on the bone paint

Ahem ahem. "Human bones were used in paints from the 16th to 20th centuries."

"Of course you will."

//the amount of obscure dark facts is kinda worrisome

Stolen from a clown

//do i see a bandwagon to yoink

"It was actually a legit medical practice about seventy or so years ago."

"It essentially also takes away your free will."

"Casey, that's called a concussion."

Haha yeah. I was told I needed a lobotomy once.

"When someone stabs a certain part of your head to turn you compliant."

Ha! Yeah, no. I was talking about actual stabbing this whole time.

"I mean, if you think lobotomies are scandalous, I have some concerns..."

No. No I was not.

Anyway, at one point in history, people thought it was hot to let doctors ice pick their spouses (primarily women) and lobotomize them.

Everyone should have a lawyer.

By stabbing, I mean when you put a [redacted] in a-

I eagerly await all of the juicy details.

There are other ways to "stab" your partner, too-

It is if you have a blood kink.

. . . I need my lawyer.

Wild.

Are you guys telling me you DON'T stab people you have crushes on?

(Quickly walking away)

Stab them.

(Biting her cheek.)

Mmmm- Mmhm. Yep. Totally. (She almost broke.)

(Okay. She can handle this one.) Whatever you think is best.

HE'S BAITING ME I KNOW IT

//I mean, you could bully august... OOOOOOR you can bully my new muse

(Cheeks puffing. Struggling. Voice strained.) I think you look fine.

//cries as august gets bullied

(Shaking her head no. She won't Crack yet.)

(Ahem) Nope. Nothing.

“In space, no one can hear you oink”

(Soft vibrating with barely contained hair insults)

//flirting is fine and all but there's something about having your character be tortured by bad hair choices