"Tom Sawyer tricks his friends into painting the fence."

‎ ‎ ‎ riot . life decided to throw a bunch of unexpected bills at me at once so im gonna take commissions for a bunch of chibis ( sob ) 🎨 flat rate of $25, same day turnaround ! just something to help me get back on my feet yknow. my dms are open ateehee ‎ ‎ ‎

"Why, I'm supposed to be a version of you. Sort of, I suppose. A multiversal Honeyguide."

His black silk sash unfurled from around his waist and seemed to act like a snake, looking over the cloak with interest. "That makes two of them..." "Now I understand a number of assumptions that have been made about me."

"And I'm never in purple." ... "Love the cloak by the way."

"And also a different guy than me."

𝑨𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄'𝒔 𝑫𝒐𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆- 𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 °.•☆•.°

.·:* *:·.𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑦.·:* *:·.

His mother's spirit sits at the breakfast table, staring at her offering. She speaks so little, since finding her way back from Oblivion. She rarely faces him, though he sees her eyes whenever he closes his own. Has she forgiven him? His father? Or is this a new torture for their sins?

Good, it's still there. But really I mean it. Leave it alone.

“𝖡𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖺 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇…” _______________________ #OCRP #MVRP #FandomlessRP written by #entropy

🐺 Char Out of ten, how horrible and brutal should the new massacre solo be?

"My variant is rather astute and correct. It really is nine-tenths gross stuff."

𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. #seductivesunday

“𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦? 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵.” - Multiverse OC (mainly for Dispatch) - MDNI - 25+ Writer - Multi-Ship

"There's my star apprentice."

No one ask any questions. At the bottom of the Marinas Trench is a pretty cool rock with Googly Eyes. Leave it alone. That's my PSA.

"A few times a week..."

Who wants some breakfast? (It is the important meal of the day )

"You are an unusual woman." He'd given her no sign at all that was what he wanted. "You are curious, but I'm not so sure that would be anything approaching wise for either of us."

Yet. "We barely know each other. I MIGHT consider that sort of thing from someone much closer, or a lover - but you're neither." Setting healthy boundaries. Or trying and failing to.

"To eat a piece of me, then?" She seemed upset, even offended. But he'd been letting her have her way since he arrived. "You take advantage of my tolerance for you. Even if you don't intend..." He wasn't about to let her off the hook. He understood what a fake pout looked like.

"I'm famously not fun." He glared, taking out a handkerchief and beginning to clean up his face. "Did you bring me here to eat me? Really?'

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒂. “𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗶𝗱, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻. 𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝗿, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻.” ⠀ ⠀

As her teeth sank into him, his hands reached up and grabbed her neck and left shoulder. He knew she was dangerous, but they had been amicable. He hadn't predicted her to turn on him so abruptly. His armor enchantments when she bit down, the silk scarf hidden under his shirt sprang in the way - ~

He was furious but also had no reason to ruin whatever working relationship they had. She was a supernatural predator of one of the highest orders. Practically a trickster. Dangerous. Volatile. Magnetic. Infuriating. "Mmhmmm..."

She felt him shiver. He tried to not let that affect him His face was still stoic and mixed with frustration. But he said nothing.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 "𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘹 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦. 𝘙𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩, 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦.” — 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘻𝘴 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You could see him recoil visibly. He closed his mouth and swallowed, turning his face away and giving her a glaring side-eye. Saying nothing. Clearly thinking a LOT of thoughts.

He visibly bristled almost like a cat. He glanced around quickly, seeing nothing she could use besides the lipstick itself. "Now see here..."

"..." "Seems rude."

"Well yes but no one knew it was us until you said something."

"Defense against the Dork Arts actually."

💮 One of the all time great pieces of Hong Kong cinema.

Another day. Another workout.

"Did someone hit you...?"

That left him somewhat stunned, glaring at her like some stuffy British noble or some put upon countryside magistrate. "What do you think..?" His arms uncrossed and he placed a hand softly on her shoulder.

"It's... Fetching. Suits your dress and your hair." He had only just glanced, and he raised an eyebrow as she puckered up for another kiss. "Miss. This is really just..."

"But it's the secret to my horrifying magic powers." He pouted, a haughty sorcerer at the best of times lately. It was below him enough to complain, but not to just leave.

💮 I'll try and do my long form replies here tonight after work!

"I'm not sure why my help was required..." His eyes roll nearly as dramatically, watching the little cannibal play her game and dance her dance. "Do you have a date tonight or something?"

"Miss Caelina, is this why you called me over?" He seemed puzzled, arms folded across his chest.

⠀ 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒚𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒎 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒂. 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍, 𝒎𝒚 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅; 𝑫𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖, 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒂. ⠀

Please Illyana, I'm trying to brew potions... Can't you play the acousitc?

"No, but I am a planar and dimensional cartographer in my spare hours. Come by the Sanctum. I'm sure we can investigate this for you."