Please don’t make us assign a required company training.

There is! However, if there are any questions or concerns that arise that are not covered by handbook, please speak with one of your local HR representatives.

As a reminder, please revisit the ‘SDN Interoffice and in the Field conduct’ section of the employee handbook.

There is and it’s today! Find some brownies in the break room!

SDN wants to wish everyone a happy National Brownie Day!

You can be as mundane as you like so long as you do your god damned job.

TWENTY: NATURAL! [SUCCESS!]

Karen: Calmed! [SUCCESS!]

SDN is hiring dispatchers! We offer 401K matching, PTO, and flexible schedules!

Party: Ruined! [MISSED!]

Karen: Karenated! [MISSED!]

ALERT: “I told my son that a superhero would be at his birthday. Where are you? I emailed the [email protected] yesterday. You’re going to ruin his party.” - Karen B., Subscriber. —- Get there quickly (Mobility DC 12) or Calm down the mother (Charisma DC 17)

RABBIT: TRAPPED [SUCCESS!]

RABBIT FOOT: UNLUCKY! [FAILED!] DAGGER INJURED!

RABBIT: FLED! [Rolled 12 + Combat 10 = 22] No injury incurred!

//: okay, so if you want me to roll //don’t// include what you rolled in your reply. (I can still add your stats and such. And I’ll let you know if you pass.”

//: would you guys prefer to roll or do you prefer I do it? I am a chronically bad roller.

Will one of the Roberts remind Z-team that if they are on the clock, they must be doing work in order to be paid.

ALERT: “Criminal know as @bunnyburglar.bsky.social is robbing the Post Office. He has hostages.” - Carla O., Police Officer Get the hostages out quietly and then capture the Rabbit. [DC MOBILITY 16] or [DC COMBAT 24 - HIGH INJURY RISK]

SDN would like to take this opportunity to remind employees that patience is a virtue.

SDN would like to take this time to apologize for delay in official team rosters. The FNAF movie and family matters have adjusted our HR’s planned distribution of said rosters.

SDN would like to take this time to remind its members that, while workplace relationships are allowed, supply closets are for supplies, not hook-ups.

SDN would like to remind its Phoenix Program members that accidental destruction of property is still considered criminal mischief (vandalism), a crime that becomes classified as a felony if the mischief endangers public safety.

It happens! Only way to get better at things is to practice them!

Image: Tarnished! [FAILED!] (Rolled 6 + 4 Charisma = 10)

Of course they did. You did great!

Conversation: Awkward! [FAILED!] (Rolled 2 + Charisma 6 = 8)

Point: Made! [Rolled 11 + Charisma 10 = 21!]

SDNs wants to take this moment to remind employees that all flyers in the break room need to be approved by your local HR representative.

ALERT: A local news station is doing a story on Superheroes and the correlation they have on an increase to crime. They’ve asked for a hero from SDN to make a comment. They’re known for gotcha journalism. Don’t make us look bad. Please? [DC 20 - Charisma.]

I’m going through the responses to this form to create stat sheets for any completed. If you’d like one, please complete it! If you have already completed it but don’t have a sheet yet, please send me a DM so I know to check it!

Road: cleared! [SUCCESS!] (12 rolled + 10 combat = 22)

Employee: Clocked In! [SUCCESS!] (19 rolled + 3 Mobility)

(Just beat Dispatch, it was peak)

Employee: On time! [SUCCESS!] (17 rolled + 6 mobility = 23)

Rush Hour Resumed! [SUCCESS!] (11 rolled + 6 combat = 17)

ALERT: “A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation) ______ [Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!] or [Combat - DC 17]

//: if anyone completes the stats form and wants their stats in a chart, shoot me a message :) or @ me

//: everyone is doming this scientist

Car: Waterlogged Off! [SUCCESS!]

//: MY PINNED DIDNT PIN

//: okay, thanks to @defleper.bsky.social, I have a plan for how I will handle rolls. I’ll post it in my pinned

Car: Waterloggedn’t! [SUCCESS!]

ALERT: “This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer. [DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)

Alert missed! [Failed!]