Superhero Dispatch Network
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From rearranging furniture to saving the world, trust SDN to dispatch the perfect hero for the job.
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Please don’t make us assign a required company training.
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about 6 hours ago
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There is! However, if there are any questions or concerns that arise that are not covered by handbook, please speak with one of your local HR representatives.
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about 6 hours ago
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As a reminder, please revisit the ‘SDN Interoffice and in the Field conduct’ section of the employee handbook.
about 6 hours ago
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There is and it’s today! Find some brownies in the break room!
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about 9 hours ago
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SDN wants to wish everyone a happy National Brownie Day!
about 10 hours ago
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Accursed Quotes
about 19 hours ago
You can be as mundane as you like so long as you do your god damned job.
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TWENTY: NATURAL! [SUCCESS!]
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about 22 hours ago
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Karen: Calmed! [SUCCESS!]
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about 22 hours ago
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SDN is hiring dispatchers! We offer 401K matching, PTO, and flexible schedules!
about 22 hours ago
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Party: Ruined! [MISSED!]
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about 22 hours ago
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Karen: Karenated! [MISSED!]
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ALERT: “I told my son that a superhero would be at his birthday. Where are you? I emailed the
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yesterday. You’re going to ruin his party.” - Karen B., Subscriber. —- Get there quickly (Mobility DC 12) or Calm down the mother (Charisma DC 17)
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@alastor.ruins.party
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RABBIT: TRAPPED [SUCCESS!]
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2 days ago
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RABBIT FOOT: UNLUCKY! [FAILED!] DAGGER INJURED!
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2 days ago
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RABBIT: FLED! [Rolled 12 + Combat 10 = 22] No injury incurred!
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//: okay, so if you want me to roll //don’t// include what you rolled in your reply. (I can still add your stats and such. And I’ll let you know if you pass.”
2 days ago
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//: would you guys prefer to roll or do you prefer I do it? I am a chronically bad roller.
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Will one of the Roberts remind Z-team that if they are on the clock, they must be doing work in order to be paid.
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2 days ago
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ALERT: “Criminal know as
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is robbing the Post Office. He has hostages.” - Carla O., Police Officer Get the hostages out quietly and then capture the Rabbit. [DC MOBILITY 16] or [DC COMBAT 24 - HIGH INJURY RISK]
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SDN would like to take this opportunity to remind employees that patience is a virtue.
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2 days ago
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SDN would like to take this time to apologize for delay in official team rosters. The FNAF movie and family matters have adjusted our HR’s planned distribution of said rosters.
2 days ago
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SDN would like to take this time to remind its members that, while workplace relationships are allowed, supply closets are for supplies, not hook-ups.
3 days ago
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SDN would like to remind its Phoenix Program members that accidental destruction of property is still considered criminal mischief (vandalism), a crime that becomes classified as a felony if the mischief endangers public safety.
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3 days ago
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It happens! Only way to get better at things is to practice them!
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3 days ago
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Image: Tarnished! [FAILED!] (Rolled 6 + 4 Charisma = 10)
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3 days ago
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Of course they did. You did great!
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3 days ago
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Conversation: Awkward! [FAILED!] (Rolled 2 + Charisma 6 = 8)
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3 days ago
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Point: Made! [Rolled 11 + Charisma 10 = 21!]
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3 days ago
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SDNs wants to take this moment to remind employees that all flyers in the break room need to be approved by your local HR representative.
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3 days ago
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ALERT: A local news station is doing a story on Superheroes and the correlation they have on an increase to crime. They’ve asked for a hero from SDN to make a comment. They’re known for gotcha journalism. Don’t make us look bad. Please? [DC 20 - Charisma.]
3 days ago
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I’m going through the responses to this form to create stat sheets for any completed. If you’d like one, please complete it! If you have already completed it but don’t have a sheet yet, please send me a DM so I know to check it!
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SDN Stats
So, you’re a hero responding to an alert. Every alert is different and sometimes, heroes are more equipped for some jobs than for others. So, when alert comes in, you need to think about your stats an...
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4 days ago
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Road: cleared! [SUCCESS!] (12 rolled + 10 combat = 22)
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4 days ago
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Employee: Clocked In! [SUCCESS!] (19 rolled + 3 Mobility)
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
(Just beat Dispatch, it was peak)
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Employee: On time! [SUCCESS!] (17 rolled + 6 mobility = 23)
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4 days ago
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Rush Hour Resumed! [SUCCESS!] (11 rolled + 6 combat = 17)
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ALERT: “A mudslide is blocking the road and if I’m late for work again, I’m screwed.” — Subscriber, Robert R. (No Relation) ______ [Mobility - DC 10, high chance of injury!] or [Combat - DC 17]
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5 days ago
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//: if anyone completes the stats form and wants their stats in a chart, shoot me a message :) or @ me
5 days ago
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//: everyone is doming this scientist
5 days ago
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Car: Waterlogged Off! [SUCCESS!]
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5 days ago
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//: MY PINNED DIDNT PIN
5 days ago
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//: okay, thanks to
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, I have a plan for how I will handle rolls. I’ll post it in my pinned
5 days ago
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Car: Waterloggedn’t! [SUCCESS!]
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5 days ago
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ALERT: “This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer. [DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
5 days ago
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Alert missed! [Failed!]
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6 days ago
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