[Temp Pinned.] "What? You want me to take this seriously..? Better bring your A-game then, hero!" Original character who hails from the Dispatch Universe. More info below.

ㅤ🔶 replies tomorrow. sorry

ㅤ🔶 today fucking sucked, my entire head hurts

is this... is this normal for you guys?

[ ignoring how she wanted to giggle at 'ride'. ]

ㅤ🔶 wait can orion see these dreams being telepathic.

[ literally walking back in with a coffee. ] no it's okay i can come back later. [ exiting. ]

[ shuddering. ] except for that.

this whole office is slightly vile. it's cozy.

Watch me FLIP

‎ ㅤ "Robert's gonna need a can of salt to draw a circle, at this point." ‎

You're an excuse.

‎ ㅤ "Yeah, I know," she grumbles. "It keeps trying to crawl down my arm, and it won't just fly off already, so I'm stuck just using my finger like a palm wall." Lifting slightly, looking at the bee closer... cute, fuzzy little bastard. "What's a 'sugar bee'?" ‎

The property damage was because a shark jumped at me, not because I'm Grinching it up. Go do bee stuff and get off my back.

‎ ㅤ Current operations - the Phoenix Program. Having been here for a few days, Alastor's picked up only the basics; that the people with powers help out around the city, that Robert has a voice Alastor wishes were on a podcast, and that it's rehabilitative in some way. Bearing that in mind, if ➕ ‎

[ pause. ] [ disappearing. like visi-style vanishing. ]

... huh. she really doesn't eat them.

( holding beef in her arms ) who's a good little guy? you are! yes you arrreeee <3 oh is that your widdle nose? i'm gonna get it! i'm gonna get your nose! ( boop- ) got it, it's mine now. hehehe-

It is deeply funny to me how Bluesky flexed on Twitter by making its own UI better in several aspects after Twitter released a widely despised update with "Chat"

ㅤ🔶 robert's rogurt

ㅤ🔶 i make a golem the day he gets a phonk walk animation

ㅤ🔶 now that i actually had time to listen to it; your shuffle checks out, pluto

ㅤ🔶 part of me wants to bring my slime rancher account back the other part of me bets it'll never take off again it's probably dead as a doornail

... wait the janitor is named waterboy. there's a movie for this somewhere i just can't remember the name of it.

... two

three

i'm just as confused

... chat you don't even take covid tests by pissing on it how - how do you confuse that

your parents were wrong. either that or they're actually old and the word 'iconic' is just a trendy thing to them.

huh. [ admittedly, she wouldn't know the word 'psionic' if she hadn't played D&D-- ] psiconic. witty. i like that. [ the urge to make herself a superhero name rises. ]

[ realizing a half a second slower than she should that she's talking about the program. ] OH. okay yeah fair. psiconic - psionic? like telekinetics?

also hi who are you? i don't think we've met before

yeah but people love crispy things. rice krispies, crispy chicken. so on.

// alastor trying her best to be nice for once and not immediately call someone old

[ loading wheel over forehead. ] what words WOULD you wanna hear in this context

crispy. if you don't already, you might wanna start doing stretches

how many times did it pop when you sat up

‎ ㅤ She jolts. Having been focused on the bee, she hadn't really observed the 𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦 in close proximity, and now there's a bullet of sweat running down her cheek. "Fucking - knock or something next time." Alastor's low tone and the restricted movement of her lips puts a pout on her voice. ➕ ‎

‎ ㅤ Letting a bee walk on her palm. Visibly trying not to zap it, and consistently nudging it away from moving further down her arm. "Why won't you just fly off..?" Please don't sting please don't sting- ‎

me when i sleep on my side and have lung problems for the next 24 hours

I'll be safe. [ Alastor's laughter is soft, but dark. ] I'll see you if Blazer doesn't rip me into orbit.

[ Again; not inclined to share criminal activity. She's made a point out of not getting caught so far. Otherwise, though... ] That's the tricky part. [ Alastor raises a hand; voltage runs between her fingers, colored in bright red and lingering unnaturally. ] I definitely have power, but ➕

Just, uh, don't go dunking mice in anyone 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦'𝘴 coffee.

... Look. [ Alastor puffs a little air out of her nose. ] I'm grateful, but throwing you around a little doesn't mean I know you well enough to enter wherever you live. I've got other things I can get done while I'm in Cali, anyway. [ Sounds like she isn't far from budging, but something keeps ➕