Why you came here?

"No, it means you need to go the hospital and pray they can fix you up without you needing special kinds of medical help."

More like I'm curious about your life, cowboy.

"Pretty sure that will burn and give you a certain types of diseases. There was a lady who actually got a chemical burn from it-."

Do I need to give you big ol' puppy dog eyes?

Hm-.

"I doubt that'd help. It'll probably make it worse you know," he said, grumbling slightly as he moved to carefully clean it.

Ah... Well, I mean. Wouldn't you?

He's sighing, taking the rag off and... Just discarding it on the nearest item that isn't needed before turning back to Arthur. "Jeez...." he mumbled, carefully examing the wound before wrapping it.

Of who?

"Yeah, no. Give me your hand, we're taking care of this now."

Imagine a big buff guy squeezing you between his thighs and serving you your favorite breakfast everyday. He is in nirvana.

"It can if you stabbed yourself and have to clean the wound." And he thought Flambae was bad.

Oh- Uh... Thank you. But yeah, either way. Heard he's engaged now. To an Australlian wrestler.

"DO NOT COVER THAT WITH A DIRTY RAG." Robert doesn't have enough gray hairs appearantly-.

Either way, blew my shot.

WHAT THE HE-?! He's grabbing bandages.

I had an ex awhile back that gave me his hat. Did not realize I was getting proposed to-. Said it didn't look good on me. Broke up with me two weeks later.

♇ᡣ𐭩 I am meant to work on stuff for an account to make on the weekend and replies. I am being distracted by assless chaps and cowboy hats

I mean yeah, but it does get confusing I suppose.

♇ᡣ𐭩 FAMILY LINE, NOT NOW- WHY

Huh... You learn something new everyday.

And men, but I don't know if you swing that way.

You'll end up with a ton of women at your door if you ever made a thirst trap, just saying.

Oh? That's kinda cute.

Ah. Actually real smart of ya.

That's actually real sweet, and also making me question if I accidentally rejected my ex's proposal from three years ago-.

I'll make you one Sonar.

Can'te you get hats that you can wear with ear holes in them?

I mean, yeah, but it depends on the context though. If you gave your hat away, I'd get that, but it has other... Connotations. Not that it's very HR friendly.

Do you... Do I explain?

Cowboy hat rule?

♇ᡣ𐭩 I can only offer that one line, anymore and I may expose myself for the dirty subjects I dabble in as an avid asexual who enjoys cowboys a little too much

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

♇ᡣ𐭩 *Stares at the wall* The weird timing of me being obsessed and dealing with my irregural emotions about Robert to now just having random bursts of muse and feeling more calm needs to be studied. It's like a canon event, these obsessions.

♇ᡣ𐭩 The fanfic I'm writing is almost done, and I'm surprisingly actually winding down a bit from my obsession for Robert.

"Nah, I think you should come here Batbrain," Robert said with a rather playful grin as he motioned Sonar to follow him instead. "Or are you afraid of slipping."

I suppose, but you know... I do have a little more power than you. I wonder what would happen one day if I was to come in with my shirt partially unbuttoned. You'd probably jump at the chance to see it first wouldn't you?

What? Do you want me to bite it for you? Or would you rather I show you something more... Fun by tying you up.

(He wonders if he bit the other that would cause him to...) Yeah, well it was a bar. Some party one I've been to before, dimly lit bathroom and no real sense of time. Just the three things, then I woke up. Didn't even get to finish.

♇ᡣ𐭩 Me: I'mma do this thing I then proceed to chicken out multiple times.

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 Minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship w/ friends only.

𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ. 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠, ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ. { ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 } 𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ. 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.

Pizza or groceries...

♇ᡣ𐭩 "Come on Superman, say your stupid line." "I loved my dad, ya know."