#Queekisms There’s something cosmically cursed about the wider community talking about sexuality just after the Deep has openly sworn to fuck another fish just to spite Homelander.

#Queekisms I amuse myself sometimes.

Showed you a whole new world, didn’t I, Hughie? Got you fuckin’ tangled in it too. But look on the up side! You were brave, cus I made a man outta you, and we overcame the bastards.

Frankly, I’m surprised he’s even literate.

Fuck is he writin’ note for? Who’s gunna read it? Nemo? Poor little cunt can’t read it. His fin got fucked-up yankin’ that bastard off! There’s no way he can pick up a note all by hisself.

How many interns do you reckon that blonde cunt has threatened over the years? Gotta be in the double digits by now.

#Queekisms Help all of my accounts are being hunted down my Serp.

Considerin’ how fuckin’ ruthless the IRS is in this fuckin’ shite country, it’s a bit bloody weird that yanks celebrate the choice to not pay their fair share of taxes.

➛ 𝐎' 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 ➛ 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 ➛ 𝐄𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓. ( 𝘭𝘪𝘵. 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 & 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝘰𝘤. 𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙚. ) ( #mvrp / #fearandhungerrp / #fungerrp / #fahrp / #horrorrp )

[ Pinned ]

His initial reaction was fury. His jaw tightened and a cross brow raised over the rim of his sunglasses. Who was this little punk to get all shouty at him? But once his temper settled, he mentally caught-up with her odd phrasing. “My what…?”

#Queekisms Ongoing heat related issues 99.99999% sure I’ve got some sort of heat related exhaustion thing going on. I’m okay. Hydrated. Fan’d up. But assuming I am active it’ll just be banter everywhere now until I’m feeling better. Cannot focus for shit.

#Queekisms Okay I’ve tried but there’s just no way I can do serious big replies tonight. It’s 11pm and I feel like I’m being slow roasted. But global warming ain’t a thing, right? Bleh. Tonight it’ll be banter/easy stuff. Literally cannot do more right now. Get back to serious stuff later.

…?

Billy Butcher’s Policy Promises. (Part 1?) — Listing the Deep’s brain as a critically endangered species — Abolishing the monarchy if he’s not allowed to shoot Andrew in the face — Nationalising ALL pubs — Lifting all fag related taxes/VATs — Barring Homelander from the country

Fuck it! I’m gunna put my name forward for the job of Prime Minister. Let’s. Fuckin’. Go.

i am. . . the 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐊𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐍——— roleplay. indie portrayal of kara zor-el from #maws 18+

➢ 𝐸𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒩𝐸𝐸𝒟 𝒯𝒪 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲

Mate, look at who we put in the White House.

I don’t mind the Deep’s wisdom. Not cus he’s saying anything worth while. It’s just nice to see somebody’s brain workin’ at its absolute peak a few times a day.

#Queekisms I barely have the patience to follow through on my own storylines LET ALONE stacking my thirst trap posts 😂😭

< — Doesn’t celebrate Father’s Day.

"I can breathe underwater.. isn't that cool?!"

Raises his arms as a way of going ‘my bad.’ “A dumb one, yeah. But look at him. I reckon he’s just as dumb as the Deep.”

“Not gunna disagree with that, luv.”

< — amused snort.

" 𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾'𝒹 𝒻ℯℯ𝓁 𝒷ℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 . . . ”

" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 , 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 . "

#Queekisms In my head? Butcher almost exclusively smokes Pall Mall cigarettes. Why? Because as a former chain-smoker who never had any money, I can guarantee you that they’re the cheapest, nastiest fucking cigarettes around. So OBVIOUSLY they’re Billy’s brand. No way his dad smoked better stuff.

𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗲. ≫ #SMTRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪

*Finishes his cigarette.*

Sigh. “It slagged off me mum.”

(Butcher just glared at A-Train for a tick. The urge to do something even more unnecessarily violent rising.) You ‘ere for a reason?

#Queekisms For the record: I do not condone any language that Billy’s dad might use if he’s having a little flashback moment. But I’m not gunna shy away from it. It happened. It defines Billy. So yeah.

(Side-eye.) Yeah.