#Queekisms dead dove is a warning that you write darker shit It ain’t an excuse to be the WORST that’s it that’s my contribution to today’s ongoing thingy

#Queekisms Honestly my muse here is kinda chilling right now. I’m waiting for a friend to join the verse soon so it’s just like It’s like when you own a load of video games but you’re ABOUT to get a new one you really want, so you don’t wanna play the old ones right now. It’s a similar feeling.

(Silent nod of approval.)

That supposed to mean you?

Depends on the cunt, don’t it?

Lotta cunts ‘round tonight.

#Queekisms Right! Imma do some banter for a bit just to regain Butcher’s voice then I’ll do my serious stuff later on.

#Queekisms Halo may have reconquered my brain But I’ll get to my replies here later, promise!

#Queekisms Let’s complete the set of verses I’m in. Even if I’m barely in this verse and am /this/ close to purging my other DW muse. ❤️ — for a Doctor Who muse I think you’d suit writing.

#Queekisms So apparently Netflix had a one-season then canned superhero themed show and it’s FC potential has revived my interest in a Boys OC.

"Whatever its limits, I was given this new power for a reason, Doctor. To use it. And that's exactly what I intend to do." #marvelrp #mvrp #bskyrp #openrp

Don’t be squeamish. It’s only chunks of some poor cunt’s brain.

Hm?

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Covered in blood. Don’t worry about it. Butcher’s totally okay.

Ducking fiabolical

I can live with it.

Nah. I kill cus I wanna, and because it makes the world better. They ain’t mutually exclusive.

Ain’t sharks supposed to be silent killers?

Abso-fuckin’-lutely.

Yeah I’ve killed. Killed a rapist, a serial killer, a sex pest, a few dozen bigots and some drugged-up narcissists. But yeah I’m a bad guy. Sure.

I’ve made a new friend today.

It’s called being vigilant.

Be my guest.

Lost a fight, threatens to kill someone taking the piss outta ‘em losing. Homelander behaviour.

Uh-huh.

SPITTIN’. FUCKIN’. IMAGE.

"And you might wanna gargle my ball sack"

#Queekisms I just saw a video of someone saying Homelander could beat Doctor Strange. Sir are you fucking mental? Is this some sort of joke? I have no doubt that if Homelander got his hands on Strange then it’s over. At least with the MCU version. But c’mon that isn’t happening.

He’s got nothing left. Becca’s dead. Ryan isn’t interested. MM’s off enjoying his life. Frenchie’s gone. Kimiko’s seeing the world. Hughie and Annie are having a kid. And him? He’s got nothing. He’s an old solider without a war. A warrior who survived the fight that should’ve killed him.

“I wanna see you strong, Hughie. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.”

“Do you wanna go through the hassle of setting me up with a new one?”

“You’re gunna take their advice over mine? That’s just hurtful.”

“I’ve never done a pitch before, okay?”

Look alright I admit the email is fuckin’ weird but in my defence, me and some SAS lads got wasted once and they convinced me it was a good idea. I thought it was like Master of dealin’ with cunts. As in shitty people. Okay?

“Uh. You’ll learn a lot of transferable skills?”

“Cus it is! C’mon. What’s better? Therapy? Or a nice little chit-chat with the rest of the crew after a fight?”

“I’m not a very nice person. BUT…” He raised a finger in the air. “…working under me comes with a lotta benefits. We’ve got a great dental plan.”

How is getting yer head filled with a bunch of nonsense helpful?

“Twink? Well, it’s a polite way of…” Coughing. Like he’s prepping his vocal cords to ensure a certain someone hears. “…YOU NEED TO BE COMPLETELY FUCKIN’ PATHETIC!”

#Queekisms I really, really help they pull from Solider Boy’s earlier appearances in the Boys for his character in Vought Rising. Like sure he was always a creepy womaniser. But by the end he felt like a complete comedy character tbh. He was better when he was a bit more thoughtful and brooding.

Why? You had no fuckin’ idea and you turned out great in the end.

Which one…?

Why?

Y’know I was encouraging my friends to go to your shop for all their audio-visual needs. But now? You can fuck off.