"When you're a wanted criminal like me, you use all sorts of tricks to cover your tail." -Sonic Verse Muse - ships with chem if possible - Up for plotting and interactions

is that what became of him? i wound up stumbling across him once alive and once dead. what a pathetic way to go.

you're the only friendly one i've seen. well. i saw something similar to a plague doctor. but. i think his mask was fused to his face. also a pig instead.

🐇 it is what i was always compared to.

hat. :-)

hm. seems she was busy looting a dilapidated building. one of many that line this godforsaken town. turning to look at him. red eyes unblinking.

thumbs up. she's kind of awkward and is shit at flirting sometimes.

🐰

" weird. you did act pretty precious though despite your sudden lack of social skills. "

squinting. she's unsure if he's hiding something or just genuinely like that. " the cat ears were fused to your head and wouldn't come off. "

" you were non-verbal and just kind of making noises at me, naoki. "

you are quite the anomaly though. ( finishing off her glass. yawn. )

" i do not think that was normal behavior based on how i saw you act before. "

you can't be worse than what i have already survived.

i have no real gauge on how horrible you are yet.

believe it or not, i understand the feeling. oh, do i understand. ( downing half of her glass, a vacant look in her eyes. ) i won’t ask for specifics.

waving her hands around in front of his face. “ woohooooo. are you okay now? no more purring? even if it was kinda cute— “

no, but normal after the cat-ification?

you sound frustrated. ( glass! leaning back to stare into it. she can’t recall the last time she got alcohol that wasn’t trash. )

oh, naoki? normal again?

getting sloshed will not fix anything. ( staring at the champagne. ) but i do want a glass of that.

Guardian of the Master Emerald. Knuckles the Echidna.

i wanna lay on the cute witches lap maybe.

couple cocoon! he buries her face into the crook of his neck. her favorite spot ever.

warm! patting about for the blanket to put up over them entirely. mwahmwah.

… you know, that is a very fair point. gladly looping her arms around him!

he could have just asked like a normal person! 💦

SQUEAKS.

“ guess we’re even now … “ she’s still a bit stuck in place, just staring at the back of his head. ough. flustered.

he may be going ‘meow meow’ mode but i think it’s going to turn him into a weird human cat. i wouldn’t mind if he rests his chin atop my head more though. when he isn’t hypnotized.

( shakeshakeshake. ) naaaaoki!! the ears have a hold on your braaain!!

( oh dear. she gives one more tug to no real avail. oh no. uh. ) nnnnaoki? naoki? i know you’re kind of busy being really cute, but i need you to wake uuuup. ( shakeshakeshake. )

pause. frozen in place entirely. it takes her a whole thirty or so seconds to slowly lower her hands. “ m. my apologies. “

“ yeah? well! brbrbrbrbr— “ messing with his ears again. rubbing them and flapping them up and down. EVE NO—

“ ooh, i don’t think i could hurt yoooou. you’re too sweet and nice … hehe. “ gah … blushing just a little bit.

down for the count … ( hm. she should take those cat ears off if he’s still wearing them. yoink. )

wha! ( crouching down by his side. nudging him a little bit. pokepokepoke. ) did i kill you?

… ( staring. slowly reaching to poke his nose. )

is naoki still being a. little meow meow?

“ sort of. not in the same way yours is. i just see my father in it is all. that and my means of destruction would be very frowned upon here. “ she’s certainly not physically strong. but her magic sure is.

“ ooh, you poor thing. i fear i would have lost my temper. and i don’t do that often. my rage is, ah. bad. “ she sees her father in herself when she gets mad. so she tries to avoid it the best she can.

“ we’re about half way down! you have a lot of hair and fur to go through. but this feels kinda soothing to do. “ a chore to some, but not to her. she’s enjoying herself. “ did you get into a prank war with majora or something? is that what lead to this? “

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage. Farosh

“ i don’t see why not. if you had more … sexually charged intentions, you wouldn’t be relaxing like this in front of me despite being nude. “ shrug! scrub scrub. “ i just am not too bothered by nudity. where i was before, i saw a bit too much casually. eugh. “

she’s entirely unaware. oblivious little rabbit. she’ll pick up on it eventually. she’s just really focused on trying to get all of the glitter out! there was a lot to go over. “ would you really? i don’t see not. i wouldn’t mind much. “

“ listen to yoooou. ~ “ she coos, taking a second to play with his ears before going back to carefully scrubbing his long hair out. “ i can’t blame you. i’d probably be purring if someone washed my hair too. if i could purr. “

hrm. she looks down at her long skirt and tries to pull it up so it wouldn’t get soaked. scrubbing time! 🎶

a little bit. but she likes the contact. what’s the harm? both hands back up to pet him.

“ … “ he’s so cute … “ i can try my best! how do you want to go about that? “

“ you want me to try to get the sparklies out? “ she can certainly try her best. approaching.