"Well..whatever looks good on one eye I suppose. Not like I know. 'M used to dirt and blood. Not..makeup."

"..Y..Yes? Never seen it before." Sitting across from her. "Melod used..what was it..liner? But I never seen shadow."

"Can I try?"

Whats that?

My calabash. Sake. Dump it on me. or find a river to shove me in.

Right now I am. struggling. to remain calm. I need water on me to wash this blood off. Now.

No. Help.

<---- Covered in blood.

ok NOW I know you're making shit up. I don't even know what that is!

lies. Lies and slander.

SHES MAKING STUFF UP

IT IS NOT????? I DO NOT--

ah..they're very cool alive as well-

Oh that's just rathalos. sometimes I like to see pictures of them dead.

what he gets up to in the privacy of his tent is HIS business.

Tch..just. Not even going to approach. Already backing up. "I don't kill people. And I do not wish to fight...for once. Answer me or begone."

thank gog.

HEY. PRIVATE. PRIVATE!!!

THATS NOT-- LIES. HE doesn't LIKE feet. He likes thighs- NO WAIT

"Heretic?! Who do you think I am?? I ain't no heretic!" Maybe it's a misunderstanding? standing up reaaaaal slow, straightened back. "What did you judge me as?"

...she saw nothing.

I know all of your sins. Even worse, I know your search history.

They look. nice? ..Soft and firm?? [oh he sucks at this.]

..do..do you want compliments or something..?

...those aren't.. .... are they technically feet? mmh..

それなら、私が思っていたほどあなたは大馬鹿じゃないわ。 Zenor. Ex-Guild member. Hunter.

None that I know. did you know what I said?

"..Maybe I imagined it then. Your look enough was all I needed to see though. You were judging. it's easy to see."

Who else would I be talking about? ばか.

Another blonde?

"You claimed to see sins. You can't, and then you attacked me! 死にてえ奴だけかかってこい！"

Sent sprawling back at just a kick?! Who the hell is this..woman?! Already bruised. Slowly standing up. "The hell do you want?!"

Yes.

Why does the small warrior want a kiss? what did I miss??

! Dropping to all fours just to avoid the slash. Running at the other like some sort of..beast. Distance already closed between them. " 死にてえ奴だけかかってこい！" Even if he takes a stabbing right here, he's going to pin the other down.

keep rubbing it in my face. see what happens.

..lucky.

..this is a small- least fer me.

What? Ya hate meat??

[Pulling out an..overly cartoonist slab of grilled meat, holding it by the bone.] Natures holder.

Why use anything else when it's just grilled meat?

I use my hands.

Small..still..guess it's for your size. [And up he goes. He seems..oddly satisfied?] ..I'll bring a lesser jaggri next time. See if you can handle it.

That's what the hunters are for as well. Doesn't mean when I was sent in ta fight something bigger than me, one on one, I didn't feel a rush! Yer weapon. Lemme see it.

Mmh...well I'm out of options. That's all I eat and drink.

..Knew it. [Finally pulling back. The faint stench of decay and sulfur leaving the air as he does.] I can always spot a fighter.

If you aren't going to use it, it's useless.

But..I want ta? You like meat? Grilled mainly.

Rage. Seeing others hurt when you could save them. You'd rather die in a blaze of glory protecting others that need it. Am I wrong?