Majora is going to use @rosemagus.bsky.social as a plushie while he sleeps. He's snoring softly while on top of the druid.

ranu This demo has me hooked. :'<

Cropped out? What nonsense are you spouting, Myr?

Regime? Fuck that! He’s a monkey wrench!

“You’ll find out later.”

Pet pet pet. Digivolution time?

… Noping out!

So, what Jester is saying is… He’s a furry. Definitely not escaping the creepy cat allegations.

Shirtless Myr~

How many people can I piss off in a day?

If I did that, I'd be bored to tears.

Damnit. He didn't take the bait.

"Point made, Primate Murder. Unfortunately, I gave said lycan a lifeline."

"Dude. You could be trans, and I'd still consider you to be yourself."

"..." The irony of that statement is not lost on Majora.

"A lycan form? Huh... Full of many mysteries, you are. Wolves are sacred in a few cultures where I live."

"Cath. Who pissed you off today?"

"Still a form of dependence, unwilling or not." He whistled nonchalantly. "How flattering? The fact that you proudly show your real identity? I could easily accept that. You rarely wear a mask."

"You depended on a higher vampire. Don't kid yourself. I don't expect a slave or servant. I'm only saying that you reminded me of my past life's closest one. That's all."

"I'd rather not do that unless it's a last resort. I'm sure you would do the same." He sipped his tea.

ranu That is so Adult Swim coded, I s2g. xD

"Yeah. Sure, it may be stressful updating everything, but books are something I enjoy. Keeping records is fairly normal, especially if you're keeping notes and profiles on those you know."

Don't even give him a choker. The dude has been though enough.

He doesn't have to.

No, but you have said grip over Rem!

ranu Being reminded of the time I was high and hungry while on prednisone. Fuuuuck. xD

"At this point, I think I'd rather enjoy switching lives with you for one day. Just one." He would begin to pour the tea.

Ahhhh. I believe I understand. Best to keep that under lock and key.

Ohhhh. Is it like Abyssal speech, or R'lyehian?

At least he's not simping over a heroic spirit at this time. Famous last words.

"First, I've been given a task meant for a hero archetype. I have three digimon now. Drasil asked me to take care of one. Secondly, BB is in need of help with a rogue homunculus who awakened into a beast. It's been hellish on her end. Thirdly, well... I think you saw me give my old trinket to--

No need to be defensive, Jester. I'm happy that you have someone you love.

I believe you are the most polyamorous man I know.

"Apologies for not being back as quickly." He would scoop the tea leaves into the teapot's boiling water. "It's been an eventful few weeks."

“I brought the tea~” He took a seat across from the administrator. The tea box was set down gently.

SKIBIDI RIZZ! That’s the key.

“Demons. Who live off of sexual energy.”

“Tsun tsun~” He’s giggling before making a portal to the records. “Come along Byakko. Your master awaits.”

Yep. Jester is Pocketcat material. I don’t know whether to be flattered or disgusted. Both?

“No need to be demanding. I’ll be there shortly.” He got out from under Byakko, patted his head, and left to grab the tea box.

You’ve met my lover, Demise…

Good luck nailing that one, I guess? You astound me.

You thought with your dick?!

Never met lilim? They live off of sexual acitivity.

Say it with me. Sex is natural! Sometimes, it’s food.

I’d have just… Killed him.

He’s making a gesture with a finger inside a ring.

Too many pearl clutching grandmas hate the idea of sex talk in public.

Bruh…

“Unfortunately. It’s an old habit from my past life, and a method I use for my own goals. It’s not my job to go too far into someone’s sex life.” The deity shrugged with indifference. Such urges were natural. As for peering into dreams? That would be kept secret.