He's passed out on the couch from drinking too much. Tonight was a lot of fun, but he may not remember a damn thing tomorrow.

He’s riding off on a giant mechanical goat!

“HEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKERRRRRRRRRRR!!!”

“Well, I feel much better now! A shame my favorite chameleon missed out on the fun~ Eh. Maybe it’s best to NOT say anything. They’ve been busy, but… Hmmm~”

He hands some same to Pyro. “Knock yourself out!”

Ranu Majjy causing problems in Hell? HELL YES! :>

“WHEEEEEEEEEEE~!”

“Why not? Will it play all over Pentagram City?” He’s smiling innocently.

“Not my ass! Let me know how that goes!”

“Heyyy! It worked! Your screen changed colors! Oh! Ohhhh! I wonder if I can play games on you!” Oh gods! He’s hyper!

“Sorry, Luciiiiii~! *HIC*”

“Gods. You’re already fucking mad.” He’s slurring his speech, and taking another swig.

“Let me mockingly act like my boyfriend in peace!”

Welp. His influence just went haywire. It’s now surrounding anyone nearby, and giving them urges to do their worst actions. Good job. He’s lost all control!

“Nahhhh~ I’m fiiiine!” He’s got a bright blush on his face.

He’s drinking that booze like it’s water! “May every mortal suffer their worst fears and self-hatred! May the people eventually destroy their towns!”

“Oh, I know, but there are levels of assholery. For example~” He’s tossing a rock at Vox’s screen. “Cracking your face sounds fun!”

“I know. Neither do I.”

“Tonight, I shall embrace my favorite sin. All of you can fuck off and die. Hope your pillows are rocks, and may you suffer from bedbugs. Especially you high and mighty twats~!” He’s drunk!

“I don’t think it’s your Metatron, buddy.”

“Now, what’s this about Metatron showing up?”

“ばかテレビ…”

“ICE? Motherfucking ICE?! Near a Spanish speaking demon? I may be an asshole, but you outdid my antics with that shit!”

“Woe, acid rain upon thee!”

“The fuck did that TV say? Whoo… Yeah. No. I’m out. Fuck.”

Ranu Vox. No! I’m DEAD! 🤣

“Please. I’ve done worse. All I want to do is swipe the souls from a few unwilling participants.”

“Hmmmm…”

“Whaaaaat? I’m borrrred.”

“The urge to curse the people is rising~”

"At least you're only fussing about that. I thought you were going to call me filth for daring to lay a finger on you."

"No thanks. I have standards."

"Gotta agree with the control demon. Mice are annoying."

"Ask if you own something, and each time, you'll be considered..." He blows a single note into an ocarina. "Sucker~"

He shows a forged business contract.

"TO THE BLUE HEDGEHOG WITH THE RED HIGH TOPS! DISNEY SAID YOU COULD DESTROY THEIR ANIMATRONICS!"

Majora would nod each time Lucifer explained his intentions. There was a thoughtful look upon his features as he manifested a teacup within their little bubble. "This isn't about you falling. What if, someday, you are released from your shackles? She will have to take over if you're--

"Heyyyy! The Hell-wide MSM is fighting~"

Stolen from the SMT nerd.

He's going to take a nap with his plushies. Do not disturb.

"Vera? Oh..." He's bringing out a pink sand seal plush. "Hear that? She chose the same name as you!"

"That depends on the Ayakashi, does it not? Some mortals never heed their warnings, and end up dead. It's not my place to decide their existence. All I do is usher various forms of change, whether big or small." The deity responded to the strange kami who had piped up. Taking a closer look, his--

"Yes. The Goat-like people who can become dragons as a last resort. You might want to look into their history."

@dont-lookatme.bsky.social Majora went back to working on the statue today. He would whittle away with the hammer, and many different chisels. "Okay. Now, same pose as before. Look majestic, dear."

"Knowing her, she's probably looking at the timelines to check for anomalies again. At least I see a familiar face that's not a Zonai."

"I see Lana is back. Now, where's Cia?"

"I'm not the one pacing in a nervous manner." Majora smiled coyly. Hook, and line cast. All he has to do is set the bait. "Now, what is it that's troubling the young one who housed me for a time? I'm sure I could hear you out."

"Hm?... Azul? You look like you're in a bit of a bind~" Majora smiled innocently as he approached the Ocativinelle Housewarden.

"Quite well! I got a lot of candy, but most of all? Shortly after Samhain, I met another friend, and well... One thing led to another. Hehehehehe~" He's poking his fingers together shyly. "How about you, Maleficent?"

"While true, at times it feels no different from mortal planes of existence. Castes, tiers, classes, capital and social issues. It's all here. Same with Heaven, from what I've learned. Which leads me to my next question..." He checked to make sure nobody was listening, then cupped a hand to--