spence TOMORROW? LONG REPLIES LEWD REPLIES BOTH ZEN AND MAX.

Damn shame, you could have..unlimited drink~ OHHHH welllll~~

Absolutely. Beautiful. I should hire you as a singer, fae~

beautiful-

..see..now *that* is the kind of woman I *love*! Counter offer. that..and I get to kiss every inch of you?

I..suppose?? Sure.

"Mainly it's tennis balls, squeaky toys..oh I found these 'peanut butter' bones? ..I can get something else for both of you, if you want. I wasn't..sure what to bring..truth be told."

H HEY! I'M FUN! WATCH!! [Ripping his own head off, dripping 'inky' blood.] SEE?! LOTS OF FUN

"Oh come on, it's a gift! Take it!! I want you to have it, duh." Nope. shoving it right back in her hands. "Call it my..' I'm sorry' gift! "

ok make me a *different* offer as to why I should simp over you. No killing people. trying to cut back, personally.

"NOPE! I bring gifts!" Oh he brings. A. Gift for brandy. A brand new..drumroll please. ahem. HARDBACK BOOK. All about nature The rest of the gifts are dog related. Dog treats, toys, etc.

Tempt me. Make me an offer.

"Me again!" Now they both head empty

LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUALS.

brain empty

SIIIIGH. OH IF OOONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO FAWN OVER ME-

it's allllll about the context.

People *love* the long tongue.

Oh you will. And when you do.. [Just letting his tongue slowly unfurl from his mouth, down to his chest.]

Mmmh I want to *watch* you fail first and then come slinking back to me~ If. IF. you get a kiss from him, i'll let you top.

being near him depresses me. No. I will watch from a distance, hot stuff~

ok that's kinda fucking cool hang on.

I *will* [He will.] You should go try NOW actually. I want to see you fail.

too easy. What's the weirdest thing you've done, NON sexual?

is it pink?

Nooo. No. Not allowed to. greater forces at work. [cough same writer cough-] besides he's soooo depressing.

Because he's the easiest person to pull. Besides me.

You struggled to pull big, dumb, and blonde.

"Your.." Looking around. Head just casually doing a 360. Giving out a whistle. "I fell down a hole and now I'm here. Or no..I jumped for fun. New hole. New place-"

Yup! Because I am desperate, but can still pull without trying!~

Shhh. I know. he was..fucked. Beyond. Fucked. But he's gone. You are a *hero* Take it from someone who isn't. When I heard tales of some..blond helping people. I knew it was you. My. Hero. And you always will be, Take some PTO. You deserve at least a spa day, alright? My sweet?

"Suppose.." eh. shrugging. still just shaking his hand.. "Long as you don't care and it's not hurting you? Sure. We can leave it."

being desperate is not the same as having no game~

sure! You have zero game.

ahem. 'no rizz having ahh-'

aw man. why do you hate me.

will do!~ hey now that the weekly 'seeing if you are dtf' is out of the way. Paint my nails?

damn. try again next Sunday, same time?

raises hand-

oh..oh no he's stupid- "I am. not the one to tell you this in a calm manner. it means you are hot.

cute enough to kill maybe. I hate you. kiss me already.

intensely watching.

*That's* a hero. [Grabbing the bloodied hand, holding it tight.] You didn't have to go out after helping to make the antidote. Or fight him alone. You. Saved. This. City. You are a hero. And in my eyes? Better than the rest.

Are you kidding me?! Look at yourself! Gotham has a toxin, and its thanks to *you* that it gets fixed. you were on the front lines. YOU fought joker. LIVED. AND SAVED THE CITY! You *are* a hero. You don't need some..fancy higher-up saying so. You always are.

You. Aren't. [Filled in immediately. pressing his forehead to esme's.] You aren't. useless. I cant convince you to take a break but..see it from my view. others view. You aren't taking care of yourself, what happens if other heros worry for you? Take some PTO. at least. Please..for me? For them??

Yes you can. You just..won't. But you need to. you need time off from being this cities savior. it will last one week without you, they can survive. for your health.

He pissed off the WRONG person. ME. oh and someone else.

SLUMBERPARTY-

wow we really *aren't* compatible. so why do I still have a damned crush-

Yeah..but you *like* him. I think we found your FIRST REAL RELATIONSHIP!~ MAZEL TOV