Gulp..god he feels hot. If he could sweat! Still just staring at the leg..eyes snapping back to Esme. " I..I mean that..helps..but I do think you're rather hot. And.. ...is it hot in here?! I feel hot!! "

"NO! I would never I--" staring at that leg. Wrapped around Esme's fingers right now.. "I..you're..very hot..."

" Hurt? From what? You can't--" not THIS again. Blinking out of existence and just..reappearing slightly off to the left. "Dumbass."

" What the fuck do YOU want, pathetic guy? "

No, YOU-- what are you not getting?? You catch a rat. You GRILL the rat. You eat it.

To EAT. Duh. fried rat..ridiculous.

no no you just GRILL the rat.

ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜɪɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ. ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴏᴄᴏʟ. ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT | OC

"Formally speaking I'm not actually a doctor." ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT | OC (temp pinned)

" O..oh cripes!~ I mean..you..you know where to find me! " Practically getting red-face at this rate! Max always flirts but..getting flirted back with is a different story. "..I OWN A BAR- I mean. I. have the deeds to a bar. If you..want..free drinks whenever..Rodriguez. Thats the name of it."

oh. you aren't mine either. Trust me.

who isn't?

..he's sooooooo dreaaaaamy. no agents ever wanted to kiss me before!~.

" D. DATE?! You want to..with me??!" A steamy kiss? Nothing. Easy for max to do--hell even he can enjoy it-- but the sheer mention of a date..that pale white skin finally starts to show some color. " I mean..of course! In the future!! Gyehehe..w..well..if you ever want another kiss, please ask!! "

He prefers anything else.

Gnh- that shocks him. Fine. Tentacles wrapping around the other, snugly, and providing head support. Max's long black tongue unfurls Licking Esme's cheek. " Don't say I didn't warn you, agent!~" Kissing him. Tongue finding its way into his mouth, feeling like the eldritch being -->

Doesn't matter. He knows where Rhodonite lives. ... DONT ASK.

D. DEAR?! OH. He's flustered. Pale white skin getting some color. " N. NO..NO PROBLEM--"

" Oh you should see my cult members! They BEG for it! Real bondage freaks..love them though. ..you taste good by the way. Cold. Clammy.. I like it. I been told my skin has no taste..my goop though? it tastes like blackberries. if you want a taste..~"

" Is it not...NEWLYWED. That's the word. Newlywed. Knew it was new-something. yes, I would kiss you like we were just wed and about to consummate. Are you SURE??"

... hate. you. i'll just break in and steal it.

Yeah yeah. lucky I don't ask to be bit for doing this. Who'd she give it to?

" The *free* kissing booth. Oh if you asked I would have taken you to bed!~ Gyehehehehe!!~" A quick peck to the forehead. He likes how cold her skin is, relaxing almost. " The tentacles do more than just..touch~. GYEHEHEHE!~ "

it wasn't even comfy looking-- fine. fine..only because its her~.

" You understand yet? I can't die. I can't feel pain. Hell you don't even scare me anymore! You're.." spitting at him, inky black spit. ' Pathetic. Worthless in life, worthless in death, and a coward till the end. How is it that someone without a brain has more sense than you!~"

..at this rate he'll buy her a new jacket. It takes time.

HELLO!~ I like your enthusiasm.

Does anyone else desire a kiss before I slumber?

Everyone else did it.

" No. 'Pussies' admit to killing themselves when faced with certain death because its the easy way out." Oh he's just..letting him. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't even phase him! He still stands there. Smiling. Beady eyes staring. -->

Tentacles wrapping around the zombie-girl. Snug. Tip of it gently cradling her head. Black tongue darting out, licking her cheek. And..Finally kissing her. To at least someones surprise, max is decent at this. Kissing her like they were just married, and pulling away after a solid minute. " Good? "

//y'all GOTTA not feed his already big ego.

" No but-- I *kiss.* it wont be a quick peck. it's a romantic kiss. Most times it involves tongue because..Its usually my cult members. You would get a KISS. not a peck. No tongue. "

" I would rather give them the satisfaction of a good fight!" Oh he notices the flames. Choosing to stay in it as the hellish fires engulf him. Skin not burning--not even sweating. Infact through the fires, he flicks the other on the nose. " DUMB. ASS. You can't pull a 'im a big bad hellhound'-->

that's a half naked person.

"Mmh..besides rip my limbs off? I've come back from being vaporized before."

" That WAS my cheer up..its all over the floor now. I just want this day to be OVER. It's been too long! "

Tentacles sprouting from his back, snatching the Bowie knife and pulling it inside of him. Gone. Good luck getting that back. " You really don't scare me. Not that I know you would rather slit your own neck or shoot yourself than be a man..pathetic. In all my billion years, of roaming this earth-->

" Your hair looks greasy. Look do you WANT the date or not?? Take a shower. I'll even kiss you."

Not even making an effort to dodge. Bullets just rip riiight through his body, leaving holes in Max, holes big enough to see his spongey insides. "..you really *are* an idiot~. NEWFLASH. When a guy rips off his head, and claims to have been vaporized, bullets don't DO anything! DUMBASS."

" You LOOK dirty. Shower."

YES- I mean. Y..yay.. ... So..what uh...do you do..? [Oh he's struggling at being normal.]

this will be fun to watch.

"G..GYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Oh..oh you TRULY are an idiot! I don't even have to kill you! " Screwing back on his head. " I just have to get you riiight to an unwinnable odd, and you'll do it yourself! A situaton sooo bad, you take the easy road out! LIKE A COWARD!~. That makes my job waaaay easier."

... shower first.

This is..better. RIght? r..right??

[Deep breath. in and out..] Max..my name is Max. Max McCollum.

I wouldn't-- You can hate me but I try not to hurt people I like. he enjoys seeing my tricks. I enjoy being cut open. ..be honest..do you hate me? Am I..too..pushy??

..fine..but I ain't staying away from Eros. he's..interesting. in a dorky way.

but I wanna spend time with you! I think you're interesting and you're my first rabbid I ever spoke to!