He doesn’t move it an inch. “And why the fuck would I do that?”

#Queekisms we need to talk about the fact that Ben woke-up in a man’s bedroom clearly unsure of how he got there or what happened assumed sex was involved somehow and then he ONLY had an issue with it because he thought Homie was involved

"I'm a little cynical, must be the Russian in me." #mvrp #marvelrp #openrp

" 𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾'𝒹 𝒻ℯℯ𝓁 𝒷ℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 . . . ”

There’s only three things I worship. Women, capitalism, and assault rifles.

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𝑆ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 💄 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑏 » 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 💄𝑜𝑐/𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡/𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 » 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 💄𝑆𝐹𝑊 | 𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 #marvelRP #DCRP #MVRP #BSRP #oc #sfwrp #nsfwrp

“Hungry…?” If Benjamin was freaked out or upset, it certainly didn’t show on his face. He’s seen enough freaks and creeps throughout the decades that this sort of thing doesn’t even phase him anymore. But as he keeps walking, thinking, his hand slowly moves to rest on -

He’s in the gym. Beating the absolute hell out of half a dozen punching bags. It’s not as satisfying as being able to let himself go ham but hey, what’re you gunna do?

He’s either stoned, fucking, or killing. “Plasma…?” Soldier Boy looked genuinely baffled. The confusion on his face clear as day while he re-lits the lighter and holds it up for Salvador to light his own roll. “You made that word up.”

❝ 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 ❞ ♡ + ⇄

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ "This light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine" ⠀⠀⠀ ✧⠀⠀⠀ ✧˖°⠀⠀⠀☆⠀⠀⠀ ✧˖° ⠀⠀⠀ ☆⠀⠀⠀ ✧⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ✧⠀⠀⠀⠀☆ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ☆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀✧˖° ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ☆

𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 ❤&🔄 #𝐗𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐑𝐏 𝐗 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏

“Maybe next time, pal.” Benjamin pocketed his packet after grabbing his own rollie. Naturally, he lit-up and took a deep puff of his joint before he even bothered to offer the lighter to the Spartan. “Weed and Napalm. Best smells ever. Gunpowder ain’t bad either.”

What kind of dumbass wears a mask that ain’t hiding shit?

TEMPORARY PINNED Original Character info "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!" Name: Elise Urayel Gender: Female Sexuality: Lesbian Age: 22 Occupation: Elven princess Role: Bottom Sub Height: 5'1

# 𝚅𝙸𝙺𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙸. an indie selective, xmen original character , written by clare. ♡ & ↺ appreciated ! #MARVELRP NEW GRAPHIC !

#Queekisms okay that was the dumbest post ever ANYWAY GOODNIGHT FRIENDS! replies on the morrow

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“Uh-huh.” Benjamin starts to slowly circle her. No, the obvious lie isn’t going to work. “Do you mind telling me how an ‘accident’ like THIS comes about?”

I don’t understand the modern world. Who names their toilet making company ‘Skibidi’?

Quite possibly. But he’s not going to condemn her without SOME context. “Seriously?”

❤️ — For a Soldier Boy HC!

God, I miss Nancy Reagan.

With military precision and speed, Benjamin grabbed a cigarette packet and a lighter from his right pocket and with a flick, he offered the Spartan a wide array of pre-rolled blunts. “Do yourself a favour and DON’T take one from the right. You’re definitely not gunna be ready for that shit.”

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ❛ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ♡ + ↻

You have no idea. He flashed a whole room of us once when some pussies started complaining about Vietnam. ‘This is why we’re fighting, gentlemen.’ I’ll never forget those words.

#Queekisms New wave of people follow me here and what am I doing? Cool writing? Funnies? nah i’m talking about a dead dude’s dick nice

temp. pinned (bad cecil impression) until the writer of this account isn't too goddamn lazy to make one.

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#Queekisms The answer is yes apparently President Johnson had a huge wang So huge he openly flaunted it to his rivals as a weird creepy ass mindfuck

What kind of furry-fucker name is that?

Is weed good? Buddy, does Lyndon B. Johnson have a huge cock?

He’s standing in the conference room. Cast in the light of the shining stars, the world below almost seems familiar. Almost.

𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗲. ≫ #SMTRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪

ɪ ᴀᴍ ꜰᴇʟɪᴄɪᴀ ʜᴀʀᴅʏ ᴀᴋᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄᴀᴛ~ 🖤&🔃 #MarvelRP x #MVRP

#Queekisms okay I know I just changed his pinned literally yesterday but once you see what I replace it with you’ll understand

#Queekisms I enjoy writing Ben. But man I can’t quite escape the feeling that I’m just not doing as good w/him.

Who the fuck…? It’s a term used for people with white hair, lady.

It’s a pain in the ass. Unpaid millennials know where to get the best weed.

who the fuck was mike

Because I’m the best of both worlds, silverfox.