worm I keep looking at that bandwagon and being like: that's too many people 🙃

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀* ✦ ₊ Give a 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 and trouble is at hand. Make your own nature, not the advice of others, your 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗱𝗲 in life. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀「⠀ #MVRP ／ #OCRP ／ #MYTHRP ／ #FATERP⠀ 」 ⠀⠀

She shrugs. “Not me.”

"A lot happens when you're an X-Man."

He walks into a dark void, when he closes the door behind him the space flashes into a cozy bedroom, somewhere in upstate New York. There is a small blonde-haired girl playing with a pair of dolls made from heavily modified Ken and Barbie dolls. "Katya! I must go and fight! No peter, you must ~

" 𝘋𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭-𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 . . . "

“Did we? I hardly remember it.”

"Nyet, you nestled into my memories, you yourself will have to find the exit, as I seldom return to these parts." Her mindscape is represented by her bedroom. She gestures to the door. "Be warned, it will be painful."

Leaving the Felicia trap by the windowsill.

"You must travel and find your own way out through my memories, I am sorry but I cannot help you."

She opens her eyes, awaking withing her mindscape, turning her head to see the strange man. "We are within my mind, I am Illyana Rasputina."

Illyana took the distraction as an opportunity to drop through a portal, leaping out behind a cyborg as she drove the Soulsword into its back, knocking it unconscious. "Hopefully you can be saved from the machinations of Bastion..."

"No I didn't steal it, stop asking." worm Writer's Note: It is in fact stolen, from Char.

"Well the Felicia trap works... good to know."

✨️ 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 ✨️ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝙿𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚕 ✨️ 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 ✨️ 𝙼𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚜 30+ ✨️ 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 #DCRP #MarvelRP #ComicRP

“Well the reduction is not permanent, and there is a small possibility that it might reverse the effects a bit TOO hard…” She shudders at the thought. “Almost got stuck in a door, big nightmare, no fun.”

“Well there’s only demons if it breaks so… have fun being flat I guess.” “Well I COULD fix it, but I’d need something of equal value in exchange.”

“Yeah, found that out the hard way. I actually left it out as decoy for any Black Cats.” She shrugs. “Should go back to normal in a few weeks to months. Also affects ass.”

“Wait I was—“ But poking it was enough. While she had know beforehand about the demonic nature of the egg, she didn’t know the side effect of touching it until after she beat up a witch for it. At least Felicia won’t need bras for a few months!

“Tob… you know what? Take it? Your funeral.” She goes back to her magazine, which appears to have burritos in it, but becomes unreadable with any further scrutiny.

"I... am electing to ignore whatever just came out of your mouth. Me and Strange are... friends? If he needs something he can just ask."

"I mean nothing to crazy, as far as demons go." She shrugs. "But please don't steaaal it~"

"Nyet! If it breaks it will release demons!" Just a bit of reverse psychology~

"Don't steal my bejeweled egg!"

"ANOTHER FELICIA?!"

𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺- 🎶 The Infamous Black Cat 🎶 Vigilante Era 🎶 Earth 30 AU 🎶 MVRP 🎶 Banter, SL, etc 📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT

“Spasibo, Spider.” Normally Illyana would be right in the fray, slicing and dicing. But right now she was focusing on a powerful spell, floating cross-legged above the ground as she concentrated. “Ц̶е̸п̶и̵ ̷с̷м̴е̵р̷т̸и̷,̸ ̶в̶о̷с̵с̵т̸а̶н̸ь̷т̷е̷ ̴и̴з̷ ̸г̴л̴у̷б̵и̵н̷!̴ ̴О̷п̴у̷т̶а̸й̴т̶е̴ ̴э̵т̵о̵ ̷л̸ж̵и̷в̴о̶е̶ ̸с̸у̴щ̸е̴с̶т̵в̵о̴ ̷и̸ ̸с̷о̸к̸р̸у̵ш̸и̶т̴е̴ ̵е̶г̴о̵ ̸б̷ы̶т̴и̵е̵!̸” With that, ~

She shrugs. “Okay, nice butt.”

“Again?”

Cooper "Coop" Coen Web-Weaver

“How many Felicia’s are there?!”

“It already feels like summer~” #SeductiveSunday (@/mikadarts) (X)

"Mmmm!" A silently cast spell forms, a mage hand, which slaps Peter across the face.

"Ha! Magik wins again! Add it to the board!"

"Whatever... come Sunday I'll prove my posterior superiority!"

"Your jokes are making less and less sense... must be losing mind... over mine being better~" >:3

"Silly Spider... mine's better~"

"Meh, swordfighting and jumping around with portals works better~"

“You could try making them funny first.” She teased, smirking as she sipped her boba. “Da, weird, even for me.”

“Yes but… I could sense they weren’t a version of me… they weren’t an Illyana Rasputina…” “Also are all of your jokes about me being Russian?”

“No I saw someone who looked who liked like me—what?”

“That joke still isn’t funny, what’s up with you?”

"I swear... if the annoying octopus guy smashes my favorite boba place one more time..."

"Oh it's Elektra... isn't she friends with Emma?"

❛ 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓’𝖙 𝖗𝖚𝖓 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊. 𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞, 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚. ❜ ↻+♡

"Do I have to break the rule again?"

"Oh it's Steve, neat."