All of that banging (ugh) woke him up.

But she liked his cameo, right? Right?

#Queekisms Frenchie. Deep. Respectfully, I’m 2-0 on this whole verse right now.

I guess. But hey! On the bright side, you’ve got so much experience taking dick down the back of your throat that you’ll know if Sparky’s doing a good job.

I will shove ALL of DC up his ass.

Stay the fuck away from Sparky, Aquasshole.

Hahahahhahahahahaha. Stay the fuck away from my fish.

< — Sitting pretty with an 85% popularity rating up north. He’s a little smug.

With my workout regimen (and a whole lot of luck) you too can look just like me! Ka-chow. #SeductiveSunday

“Aha.” Polar takes the bottle, but he doesn’t even bother opening the dam thing. “I’ll catch up with you after my segment in a minute and we’ll finish planning it.”

He’ll take a bottle!

"You look like you've seen a 🅖🅗🅞🅢🅣." Independent portrayal of Billy Loomis from Scream (1996) Admin is 21+ No lewd Minors DNI #horrorRP #screamRP

I do not get paid enough.

Another LONG sigh. Flicks wrist. Yeets a steel chair at Angel.

Preemptive sigh. “Go on.”

Fuck it. I’m going back to bed.

Good morning everyo— what the fuck is going on

I don’t remember the last time I did actual crime fighting. Huh.

" 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 , 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 . 𝐖𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ."

People are just jealous that my action figure went viral on release.

Raises an eyebrow. Gestures back. “I didn’t think it was possible for someone to leave their asshole behind.”

Polar had to get away from it. They’d been filming his cameo scene in the latest VCU movie for HOURS and they kept having to redo his big scene because the Deep couldn’t remember his SINGLE line of dialogue. “FUCKING! FUCK! ARGH!” His accent couldn’t have been further from Canadian if he -

Polar landed with a hard metallic THUMP echoing through the street. The effort it took to keep up with her was clear from the slight trickle of sweat on his brow. He’s not had to move that fast before. He couldn’t tell if that fact was intriguing or somehow terrifying. Shrugging -

She wouldn’t be the first ‘abnormal’ person that he’s come across. They’re a dime a dozen throughout Vought, but his curiosity is certainly a little piqued. “I can control magnetic stuff, basically.” He nodded at her. “How about you?”

#Queekisms Okay! Locking in! Let’s do these replies!

RELUCTANTLY he’s getting out of bed.

@nevermisses.bsky.social 📲

#Queekisms In a gaming mood tonight so it’ll probably just be banter unless I get bored of playing!

(Takes a second to think about how to frame this in a way that’s both insulting and plausibly deniable.) Thankfully, there will only ever be one Homelander.

ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɴᴅᴡᴀɢᴏɴs

sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ sᴏʟᴏs

sᴛᴏʀʏʟɪɴᴇs

➢ 𝐸𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒩𝐸𝐸𝒟 𝒯𝒪 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲

"I can breathe underwater.. isn't that cool?!"

" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 , 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 . "

I DID, ‘GUPPIE’.

MY ROOM IS UNDERNEATH YOURS.

NO! NO! NO! SHUT UP! I DON’T NEED TO HEAR YOU SAY ‘HARDER’. (Again)

I WAS TRYING TO.

Deep loves Daddies…?