I am trying to be sneaky, Monsieur Charcuter, but I am DUMMY THICC and the clap of my ass lcheeks keeps alerting Homelander :(

violá, mon amie! fingerprints! ( grinning, he does a little twirl and points. adding an eyebrow wiggle to top it off. )

put that big Homie in my mouth and I will bite it off, huh? maybe I will die in your camp on purpose. like a, uh. . . fucking hamster, oui? give Monsieur Charcuter an excuse.

unless you are eager to die, I do not think that has the context you think it does.

( hastily finishing his reload, then shoving the pistol into the waistband of his skinny jeans. throwing the files at them. still notably indented by his teeth. ) free blackmail?

is that a Supe killing virus in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?

❓❓❓

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 ⠀ ⠀ ~~ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺… 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 ( 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘 / RP )

ooc. "far less benevolent" frenchie honey that's an UNDERSTATEMENT good god

( freezing mid pistol reload, a stack of classified Vought documents between his teeth. ) . . . non?

“ well, now that would uh. . . that would be rude. you would lack hospitality if you called the cops on me, non? ” he shrugged, the gesture light and filled with the swagger of a man that was far too used to worming his way out of dire situations. “ that aside! I was only here to snoop, ---

((OOC: This is all of Lapis mun's RP accounts that I know of. Just please be aware of this person's ridiculously inappropriate behavior & fetishism. They will come to your DMs and immediately push lewd RP instead of talking to you like a person or getting to know your muse. Okay, Nef out. 🌺 ))

Victoria Margaret Hardee “ Tori” Fantastic Girl Member of the 7 Likes to read and collect Tiny cat figurines OC for the boys MS Like to be a main RT to spread the word

he cracked an awkward smile at the super soldier, hands lifted palm out to show he wouldn't reach geo any weapons. “ no one that can do much damage to you, mon ami, non? I was curious about your shield, there. ” for once, he's not up to no good; his beef is with Vought's Supes, not with ---

ooc. l owe replies on my homelander account........ but the frenchman beckons me . I will do homies replies when I wake up

freezing, the Avenger's shield in one hand and an unlit cigarette hanging from his lips. “ good. . . eh, morning? ” sloooowly lowering the shield.

more Supes in the area, huh? eh, fuck it. Monsieur Charcuter does not have to know if he attempts to make new allies.

"𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝖾𝖽𝗈𝗆 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁. 𝖨𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝖨'𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝖺𝗒. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨'𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝗌𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗂𝗍." ♡︎&↻

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⛓️‍💥⫘⫘ “𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.” ♡ + ↻ .ᐟ ⫘⫘⫘⛓️‍💥⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

➢ 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝐼𝑅𝑀𝒜𝑀𝐸𝒩𝒯

if he could be left alone, he would be able to focus on his work, non? ah, fuck it. #SeductiveSunday

i am. . . the 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐊𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐍——— roleplay. indie portrayal of kara zor-el from #maws 18+

➢ 𝐸𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒩𝐸𝐸𝒟 𝒯𝒪 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲

happy father's day!

“ he is a respectable man, even if he does not need to know I think that. if I did not respect him, I would not have lingered. ” a small, quick shrug. “ you seem respectable yourself. ”

"I can breathe underwater.. isn't that cool?!"

“ you must understand this is nothing personal, huh? my boss has his. . . we will say opinions about Supes. he may have a little hissy fit were I to pay you for something he said we would do. ” clearing his throat. awkwardly.

ooc. okay. the "first person to make me say jesus fucking christ at my screen" gold medal goes to queek

( pulling his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose and staring. ) do I look that incompetent to you? I am an experienced ---

"Whatever its limits, I was given this new power for a reason, Doctor. To use it. And that's exactly what I intend to do." #marvelrp #mvrp #bskyrp #openrp

should've killed Brenda.

" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 , 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 . "

ʜᴇ sᴀᴡ ᴄʀᴏssᴇs ɢʀᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴢɪᴏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ's sɪx ғᴇᴇᴛ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴅᴇʙᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀɢᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ♡︎&↻

Yoshikage Kira. An Office Worker in Northeast Morioh. Stand User who wants to live a quiet life. Doesn't want to be bothered by the people of society. "I Yoshikage Kira, just want a quiet life, but these shitheads keep getting in my way." (Parody Account)

ooc. is this a safe space to say that I'm mad that frenchie's queer relationship was used as a very short and stunted subplot or

" 𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾'𝒹 𝒻ℯℯ𝓁 𝒷ℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 . . . ”

ooc. that is a future for red problem for when I'm put on the spot LMAO

ooc. I still haven't figured out how frenchie cheated death himself but 🤫

[ 𝘿𝘼𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘼, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏. ] ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ. - NO LEWD! - 18+ writer - Crack / Banter / Serious ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?

𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗲. ≫ #SMTRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪

Life without Mike be like:

Brenda must pay for taking Mike away from us.

RIP Mike

shame on you, Brenda. #whoremembers #wemissmike #brendasfault