I've created several new species of flower that no human has ever seen. I intend to keep it that way.

.. i hate it.

that isn't a fucking spider what the fuck is that.

" All plants. ... Excluding grass. I won't expect you to start floating. "

.. Another tea sip. And the vines release Hop, just letting him fall to the ground a few feet. " .. Just watch where you step in the woods. "

" .. Yes, let's try to fight the immortal spirit, and anger her in the process. That will turn out great. "

.... Uncovering his face. Just to stare at him. " .. No. *You're* lucky that you're smart enough to realize hurting the plant would make things worse. "

// lia is such an ass sometimes lmao

" Yeah. I know. And you stepped on it. " .. SSSIIIIIIPPP-

" Should have thought about that before you stepped on that flower. "

<- wrapped a human in vines like a cocoon. she didn't harm them but they are freaking out in there. ..... tea sip.

.. How appropriately disturbing. Normally, she woluldn't particularly care. But this thing is in her territory. Probably scaring off all the wildlife.. Or worse. " Excuse me. Do you mind? "

I see we've gone a day without my forests being destroyed. Great start. Continue.

// I really wish t he ATLA community existed here so I could write Dahlia in that verse But it's only on Twitter, and Twitter shadowbanned me instantly when I tried. So whatever I guess.

" You think it's just about pollution? It's about everything. Plants are just meaningless decorations to humans. "

" .. You all play a part in it. "

.. I TRIED.

.... i enjoy hum- i li- humans are- ( .. she looks like she's about to gag... ) i can't do this..

( ..... Sqquuuuiiiinnnnttttt... )

No, you said A-A ron. You said it wrong.

.. It's pronounced Aaron. 😒

( don't ask nature, she's on break )

( ... Eats sunlight )

/ Hey guys, sorry to continue on concerning news on the TL, but if anyone close can check up on @kanebangers.bsky.social, please do so. Their bios are indicating something very concerning, and I do not wish to have a life taken from all of this chaos. #MVRP

Growing her flowers in PEACE. No stupid humans around.

.... You should put me down.

.. and someone immediately walked into the poison ivy unbelievable. can you fucking humans READ?

<- Created large patches of poison ivy around her forest so nobody wanders in.

Busy growing flowers Do Not Disturb

" .. Magic. " Something of the truth? Maybe? To be honest, Dahlia isn't sure what her powers would be considered.. She never thought about it too hard. " .... What are you, exactly? You don't seem to be completely human. "

( why is the red one small now )

" .. I suppose you got that out of your system? "

.. Some people are 'Into' that. It's disgusting.

// I don't really have fight RP in mind for Dahlia, but because I doubt she can be harmed by any conventional means, I think the main goal would just be to let her get bored with you. Provided you stopped doing whatever it was that got her to attack, of course.

<- Does not, in fact, shake hand. " And what could you be doing on Earth..? "

" .. Who are you, again..? "

[ CHARACTER INFO ]

Sprouts-

How are the plants?

only the usual.

" Um.. No? I don't have any food. .. Why? "

" .. I.. Suppose. Sure. We can talk about food. "

" .. I wish not to speak about this. Let's talk about literally anything else. "

( ...... World's deepest breath ) ( Compose yourself, Dahlia. )

.. I'll take wise and peaceful. Mostly.. .... What's with the outfit?

.. I'm not 'Droopy'. I'm normally like this. This is normal.

Yes. I was being sarcastic.