"COVID."🤡🤡🤡

"Venom!" Kurt performed a spinning backflip, showing off some acrobatics Peter was simply not known for. On top of the tail. And the hands and feet. "Eddie, ist that you in there or someone I have to worry about?!"

"I am a human man, not a bug."

"Initiation into vhat?"

"No! Just because I used to be called Nightcrawler..."

⧗ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 ⧗ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐰 || ❤︎ & ↻

⛧ ─── ⋆⋅🥀⋅⋆ ─── ⛧ ❝Is this what's left of me? Debilitated life— look back and see nothing but my self wasted. ⠀ Is this what's left of me? What’s left will be destroyed. Is it ever ending, my self-hatred?❞ ⛧ ─── ⋆⋅🪦⋅⋆ ─── ⛧

🕸️ char Literally all my muses have them!

"Passionate, energetic, enthusiastic sex. Yes." He smiled down at her, raising an eyebrow. Her fingers worked through his fur in a way that made him shiver - but not from the cold.

The simple intimacy made him close his eyes, and all sorts of tension he didn't know he was holding melted away. "I vas thinking you could tell me. Perhaps in detail and in private."

It rained in my head for months but now look at all the flowers

"I can think of some other varming activities..." He offered a wink, looking down at her as she was so snuggled in, her hands practically slipped under his shirt. "And vith vings - I'd love to see that sometime."

He pressed a kiss to her lips, a bright smile still shining and practically contagious. "Let's check." ----- A half dozen calls later, and they had a shelter visit lined up. Well. A foster situation to visit. Just north in Westchester a older woman was fostering a half dozen cats. ~

"It helps." He pressed his nose to hers, then his lips, and then his cheek. His hands wrapped around hers, he was practically radiating heat. "I'm sure you'd look lovely with a soft coat of... Purple? Aubergine?"

"'𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮.' 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮... 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘞𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩." - 𝖣𝖬𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇, 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌. - 𝖱𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐!

"Come here and let me warm them, my love. Sit vith me by the fire and I'll varm you up."

“I could make a little dolly that looks like you and sit it next to my bed.”

𝐎𝐝𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐗-𝐌𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫. [#marvelrp #mcurp #nsfwrp #sfwrp]

"Burger?"

"Some of that may be down to her inheriting some of our mutations. Seemed more advanced in many ways, according to Mein adoptive Mutter but she sensed it was my powers affecting my perception." He moved down to where Effie lay on the floor, sitting between her and their daughter. ~

🕸️ | ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀ? 🕸️ | A Starter for @scarlet-vvitch.bsky.social 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎? 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎? 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞... ~

"Yeah, I am a Spider-Guy." Thick German accent. Tail. Two toes, three fingers (thumbs included), black suit, big red Spider logo. "I vas just ordering you some blood. I have a medical hook up. Hope Bagged is fine. She said I can go pick it up in a few minutes." Kurt crouched down. ~

"American first grade, up until post secondary. College and university." He smirked, setting aside his book entirely. "I assumed you wanted a hand in her early education, so I did not want to pry."

A raised eyebrow under the mask. "Ugh... I wasn't ready to see Christine today." He pulled his phone from a hidden pocket in the suit, sending off a quickly composed text. 📲 "Can I buy a bag or two of blood plasma? For transfusion?" ~

"Of course! Enjoy!" Swings around the Society handing out handmade toffee and chocolate 'bark'

"Sure. Shall ve call the shelters first? Or try the pet stores?" He offered her his hand, a warm smile lighting up his face at the idea of their little family growing.

Oops.

"Here you go!"

A cold, blue, and upbeat New York City morning. Kurt's upside-down in Harlem sipping coffee, hanging from his tail, and reading the Daily.

#𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 || btw guys, i don't know if i wanna go by envy anymore! i've been playing with other names! also i might not be strictly be a girl. i think i'm moreso gender-fluid/nonbinary? i'm toying with my identity and still figuring myself out! will still keep #Envious as my writer tag though

He set his book aside, crawling over and on top of her - treasuring her arms wrapping around him. "The first of many." His lips went searching for hers ass they melted together.

"Everything else is a classic side or something creative... Maple 'vegan butter' carrots, yams but roasted whole like baked potatoes, grilled corn, and the scallion ginger 'gravy' sauce..."

"I have been practicing making my own Seitan..." He set the book down, watching her thoughtfully. "So if I season it with poultry and seasoning usually used for a turkey or chicken...It can have a bit of a roasted bird flavor..."

"Ja. This section on Ginger and scallion Chinese aromatics have me thinking about stir fried pasta and rice..." He'd glance over back, his tail falling over into her lap.

He's curled up beside her with a vegan cook book - one as much about texture and culinary theory as it is recipes.

"Janet van Dyne, designer to the stars and heroes..." Kurt bent at the waist, low, kissing the back of her hand. "I am not yet 'rizzed', but you are free to continue your attempt."

◂ @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social ▸ “𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗’, 𝚠𝚎𝚋 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗’, 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐.“ “𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝙴𝚂.“ “𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜..“ “𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕, 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑. 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊.. 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛? 𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕. 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚎.“

⠀⠀ ㋛ ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ Because banter rather than focusing on main threads is fun.

Date went well.

🕸️ Of course!

Date ready

The [Reader] is minding their own business when Kurt in full Spider-Man costume is smashed through a wall, a pair of large gray hands around his neck. The Rhino is screaming Russian in his face.

may i kiss your scars?

Bandwagon feel free to steal.

“I live.”

"We can do some adult learning. Travel to a library, take some online courses. Commitments with your powers seem to be quite relaxed in some regards." In truth, he knew she had a number of things that took her time but - they both saw time so differently. He didn't want to make many assumptions.