//I’m in love with my walker now. It’s so nice to be able to move around without standing.

//TAKE THAT INSURANCE COMPANY

//I GOT A WALKER!!!! FOR FREEEEEEEEE

We live in New Jersey.. that screams trashy not rich.

There was nothing else. It’s a stupid baby show.

BUT HE’S ALREADY WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF BLUEY.

Busy watching Cocomellon. Don’t ask why. It’s stupid. He’s 5.

//Baby skrimp says Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

//Ok. I’ve gotten the anger out of my system.

//Top employee in the district for two months. Aka: Since when I started. Top earner, Top donation earner, Top reviewed, best employee (Both GM’s say so) I’m not trying to pull hierarchy or superiority. But that shit rubs me. I don’t like being one of the best employees and being treated like—

//Translation of the Spanish phrases. 1. There are stupid days and people who are stupid every day. 2. Son of a thousand whores. (Or pr0st1tute. Depends on how you read it)

//quick fun fact. English is my first language. But I’m mostly fluent in Spanish as my second language. I tend to swear in Spanish because my parents don’t speak Spanish. 27 years of swearing in Spanish. :)

//Rant done. I still wish to bite someone.

//I’m gonna rant here a moment. My manager fucking pissed me the fuck off today. Two days ago he pulled me aside to whine at me about how I AS A CASHIER need to do more than just call people to help customers all the time. I’M RUNNING THE FUCKING CASH REGISTER WITH A FLOOD OF PEOPLE EVERY —

He groans and slowly sits up, carefully taking the cup of tea.

He stayed on the couch, continuing to be miserable.

//Snail. He needs a name.

“Yes…”

“But my stomach hurts too much.”

//HONSE NOOO NOT THE PARASITE

Tax law!

5 sugar cubes. No taxes.

He’ll get him sugar cubes. Just don’t eat too many or horse will get laminitis.

“I ate too many cookies…” Turns out you can eat too many.

Bribe with candy, no call social services. Pay no taxes.

//Is it Damian or is it me. Tummy hurts Refuses medicine Tummy hurts worse Complains about tummy. \\

“My stomach hurts…” He whines.

Silently flops next to @pitdiver.bsky.social

How does a 5 year old pay taxes?

My tummy hurts. But I’m being brave about it.

//art by Silly_Willyco on twitter\\ Actively 3 apples tall.

//

//FLYY AWAAAAAAAY FROM HEEEEEREEEEE

//I swear Abby would be the poster child for the ASPCA commercials. Soggy, hungry, tired, wet, cold.

“Father…. Why New Jersey?”

Don’t ask where he got it. He stole it. ○○○○○ | 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 ○○○○○ | Won’t kill ability ○○○○○ | 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ○○○○○ | 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁 ○○○○○ | 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 low | ●●●●● | high

//Soggy sad puppy.

//Love how short boi is in all the inner circles.

//I moved things around and added new driftwood. Also. Found out that the lizard is a boy. I need boy names for a lizard.

//Damian. And I’m not wrong.

//I said I was going to bed. That was a fucking lie. I keep getting harassed by the hat man.

//How long have I been on Blue Sky? That’s how long I’ve been a Dee fan. I think almost 2years now.

//Nvm. Passed out again briefly. Maybe I do need to go to bed…

//I wanna get back on older Damian. But I got like no one interacting with me on either. So to the junk drawer I stay.

//Guess who took a 2 hour Power Nap. This guy. Guess who’s gonna be up for the next 6 hours. This guy.

//Since we’re all sharing. The babies +bonus skrimp.

//This.

He’s in the vents. HE’S IN THE VENTS.

//Now that I got all my thoughts and feelings out. I wish to go back to whimsy and fun.