She doesn’t really know the person that well… Her name was… kimira? If she remembers correctly…

Well, how do you think *she* feels? Someone *literally* tried to burn her at the stake tonight!!

<— did not get burned at the stake tonight

“My thoughts exactly…”

So it’s a *fight* fight, then?

She’s ready…

I can still melt your brain while silent, you know…

It’s been a long, weird day. Fighting with Louis, dodging random people who want to burn her at the stake… Thus…tequila!

You know what… It’ll be funnier when you wake up the next morning and can’t open your coffin because you’re a bat.

Aw, that’s kind of him! Sure, he can bite them. “Some people will just never understand that.”

She’s hexing two people tonight, apparently.

It’s been SEVERAL centuries since anyone’s suggested burning her… What the fuck?

Umm… what?

Come to think of it, it’s been a few centuries since she’s turned anyone into an animal…

She’s deciding what kind of hex to go with… Any ideas?

Well… it *has* been a while since she’s done a hex…

<— thinks mama should hex Louis… Björn can help!

This is the last time I give anyone a break because they’re sad… Because in that short amount of time, Armand tried to indoctrinate Björn into his weird cult thing, and Louis is still trying to eat him.

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She’s humming while she jots some notes down in her grimoire.

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He’s determined… I’m not so sure about it yet…

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Björn’s gonna need another bath…

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She’s death glaring at Louis.

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She’s not laughing… She’s covering her mouth, but she is *nOt* laughing… She is making sounds that sound an awful lot like laughter, but she is *n o t* laughing….

“Well… now we know what happens!” She half smiles. Perhaps Freya shouldn’t have mentioned the whole Grand Canyon revenge plot thing… she didn’t realize it’d snowball like this.

She lifts the mug in a silent cheers, taking a sip. “How… did you get in here, anyway?”

Louis… 🤨

Björn didn’t know… he wants to be a vampire, so he was experimenting…

“Oh… noted, then. Thank you for your findings.” She blinks, still stunned by the number.

Blinks. “How…how many vampire heads?” And does she even want to know what the skirt is made out of?

Oh— “Thank you!” That certainly is a very full cup. She goes to the table and carefully takes the mug.

“Where… did you get all those teeth?”

She survived her migraine… Now she must hunt for coffee.

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She’s still not exactly comforted by that… But at least he didn’t lie to the mouse.

She doesn’t actually know how old he is. She found him, so it’s hard to tell. But… did Björn even know what a minion was when he offered?

‘Apparently?!?’ Not helping your case, Armand…

That’s different. Daniel knows what he’s getting himself into… Björn is a mouse. A smart mouse, but still a mouse.

The mouse is a free agent. He plays by his own rules. Surely, Armand knows that by now.

Well, maybe… But if they try to make one happen, wouldn’t that defeat the purpose? That’s just magic, right?

She’s never done one either. She doesn’t believe in miracles, really…

… He says that like he’s not actively trying to indoctrinate a mouse…