“Absolutely scunnered the day.” “Cannae be ersed.”

"Bite your lip, make it bleed, and kiss me."

And the baby mama 🖤🖤

I’m not saying that the third child is always a wildling, but…. I call him Nibbler

“Eh, there isnae any.” “But a clever necromancer like yerself shouldnae fin that a problem, should ye?”

“Aye, oan ye go.” She needs a good laugh, really.

“Mine’s deid.” A shrug. Like it doesn’t mean anything. “No like undeid, just pure deid.”

Something something, ghost bustin’

“Hopefully we’re no thinking about the same fella. Or there might be a fight that I’m destined to win.”

Thinking about S****** on his ****

Her ghost was long gone. Lucas had moved on. Or maybe Ailsa had finally let him go now she had another kill under her belt. Someone else to feel guilt and loss over. And yet she was warm and cosy in the cave that had been made for her. -

Hregnant

“They’re nice and plump and jiggly.”

That’s alright, she’s shod a horse or two in her time. She catches the hoof and gives it a nice pat. “There. Now you’re pregnant with a fairy-foal.”

He can see hers if he pays her a ghostly visit

That can happen if you h*ld h*ands with a Fae or h*old h**ves Whatever

"Boobs."

Soft footfalls tracing the leaves around their cabin. The sound of a figure pushing trough the brush. A voice like a man, gruff, feigning disinterest. They feeling of eyes, unable to look away. Drawn to her hair, the way she moves. Something about him lingers still. Just behind the veil.

"Do I look like a rat?" "Sometimes I'm a wolf."

"Mibbe someone was on mushrooms, or LSD?" "Did you follow a white rabbit? Or a little brown one?"

"A magical, mystical land of pure imagination." "Did you bring coin?"

Welcome to wonderland

Like a cat with a food bowl only half full, she’s pacing and whining. Tail flicking. Irritated.

Whine Whimper Snuffle

Yeah and whose fault was that, you absolute light socket

Sad wolf noises

"Dawnbreaker is worth it though. Especially against those annoying Draugr."

“Aw come on, that temple is banging!”

“A new hand touched the beacon!”

I’m no even that kind of Fae, but people don’t care about that. I’ve had folk clapping at me to see if I’ll grow wings. I did not.

Ain’t we all? I’m in the big mood to temp some mortals into a Faerie ring or something.

Who knows. "So... Am I invited to the wedding, or..."

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.. It's on my to-do list Right after a nice, long bath

I can blow some life into him?

That's to balance out Kurt being called an it. YOU'RE WELCOME

"I've changed your nappy."

If he was alive and stuff he could be getting a gobble right now

"Remember that time we almost woke up together after a bottle of whisky?"

WHO'S FAULT IS THAT, EH?!

Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm freezing my flaps aff and I'm away for a bath

Howling in ₕₒᵣₙᵧ

Howling into the void

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"How about we fuck it over?"

"Like, a sexy one?"

"That sounds vaguely like a threat."

“You better.” “I need my wolf.”