“This is why the pups aren’t allowed in our bedroom.” Offers him a rose

“It’s when you put you put your wyrm up ma woohoo and we bounce around until we see fireworks.”

“I killed a few people in the Sims. It’s dead easy to torture people you know.” “But they learned how to get out the pool when the ladder is removed.”

“Yǔ gave it me, he wanted me to play a thing about mining. Then his blonde friend installed the Sims for me and made it so they could do adult things. But now that disnae work and they just woohoo.” “We’re going to woohoo later.”

Might delete the pups, they crashed my game and pished on the carpet

He’s got a tan now, it’s fine

If I made a lewd account, it would have to be FaerieNips

My man is pale af cuz he was deid

Remember when he took her shopping for bubble bath? Hopefully he’s more involved this time. Or all the snacks will be what she wants.

Milk chocolate HobNobs. Shortbread petticoats. And whatever chocolate is on sale. She’s also looking for a big stock pot. One large enough for a head. Because they have a lot of hungry mouths to feed. Now she can loop her arm around his since the ice is less slippery where it’s been salted.

Inly in the summer. She wakes with the dawn, and thats later in winter.

I do not apologise for being utterly vulgar I’m Scottish

Encouraging @cycleofthewerewolf.bsky.social to penguin walk on the ice because if he falls at his old age, he might break a hip. And she likes using them as grab handles

So beautiful, it makes me want to punch a baby.

She grinned, chuckling. “Go on then….”

“Somebody’s getting a gobble in the kitchen.”

Smiles and puts her head on @cycleofthewerewolf.bsky.social's shoulder and sighs.

// I'm not a furry account, I just like to made bad jokes about wolf-style 😭

Alright, mum

They shouldn't eat too many humans, there's not much nutrition in them these days.

"Naked cold plunge after a long night of 're-connecting'." "But I'd still prefer a soak in the hot spring." "And another long night of re-connecting."

// that’s my type!

// Ghoul-Boner

It wasn't like her to be affectionate, but here she is, sliding her arms around him. Hands stroking over his shape, and then to cup his face. She leans in, kissing his nose, his forehead, his cheeks, then his lips. Softly as though he might vanish on her like a dream.

So you wanna do it wolf-style, huh?

Wanna find out if you're a better lover?

🐺| 𝔸𝕣𝕖 𝕎𝕖 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 🐺| 𝕆𝕣 𝔸𝕣𝕖 𝕎𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣𝕤 🐺| ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴏ For @faeotheisles.bsky.social 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘜𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘾𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝘾𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙

"GILF material."

“Am I a …. Grandmother?”

"Dream Lord, it's been a while. Are you well?" @sandmanendless.bsky.social

“Aye well, where I come from we don’t put a gaes on a wein like that. A name is a name, it’s not a promise of something yet to come, or an oath.” “But then I had nothing to do with naming you, or you might’ve been a Hector, or an Alistair. Maybe a Malcolm. Or a Cameron- that means crooked nose.”

“What’s wrong with Brodie and Nibbler?” “At least it’s not Loki and Luna.” “Because that would be on the nose.” “Or… snoot.”

🐺| 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝔼𝕪𝕖, 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗'𝕤 𝕄𝕠𝕠𝕟 🐺| ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴏ 𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵- 𝘞𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤'𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩...

Tomorrow is going to be a good day But right now, this mama is catching up on her sleep.

"How do vampires have babbies? Isn't yer spunk deid?" "I'm only asking out of scientific curiosity."

"Lang may yer lum reek." "All I came to say."

// The p*edo p*rn b*ts found me here, too.

"I'm no saying I'm hungover, but if you say boo to me, I might hurl."

Her hair held some warmth around her neck, but he was warmer still. Just as she remembered him being. “Does it matter if it is?” It’s what they had and she’d make sure to savour it, even if it was a dream.

“You’re right here, why don’t you warm me?”

“It’s a bit chilly, it is.”

“So pretty, I’ve decided that I’m keeping it.”

“I’d rather you feasted on me.” “And let the pups hunt the lamb.”

“Yuletide greetings. I brought dinner.” “Not the lamb.”

Time to lock in and get my fella back

I'm trying, baby, but I'm also lazy And you're a sexy spook

“I need a massage.” “Or maybe a spot of murder.”

"Guess I now get to say 'I pumped yer grand-da', too."

Soon, my love, you will be whole again. So that I might kill you a second time for the crime of leaving me the first time.