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I swing through New York to save people Not get called broke by a guy waiting for a train.

Thwip thwip

Oh you’re just too Friendly Spider-Man! No way I got the friendliest neighborhood when you’re swinging around ..! I think, your neighborhood really has a future with its foundation!

Oh you, so so kind. I’m not as amazing as you! More spectacular if I’d say.

A pretty amazing story..

You know.. People normally act this way in the comics.

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︵ ㅤㅤ➣ㅤㅤ𝕮𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 —— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝕯𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑶𝑵. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︶ ㅤ

Yeah! Well.. I mean if the bugle says I’m not real? That’s just the average slander ..!

I do whatever a spider can Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all night!

🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️ 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞... S̶p̶e̶c̶t̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶ ̶U̶l̶t̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶A̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️

“ Spider-Man.. Spider-man, cause JJJ a headache whenever he can.. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man ..! ~ “ *🎶

“ Man.. My head hurts, feels like months have passed.. what’s going on ..? “

Goose Smh need to brush up on my knowledge fr

❝ 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚙 𝚖𝚢 𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 ❞ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀◤ ♡ + ⇄ ◥

“Oh my sweet sweet Jonah ..! How I missed you so, you were starting to worry me! No new smear campaign, had me worried SICK!”

“ oh my eyes deceive me. Is that.. JJJ? “

Goose Also ngl I know my Spidey is a variant of the Spectacular Spider-Man. (Just bro is in college.) Ngl kinda wanna mess with him, and the fantastic 4. (I love the dynamic sue me.)

He went quiet, before letting out a soft sigh and rubbing his neck. “Well.. ya see there was this chopped cheese I was eating.”

Ya know.. Marc? Steven?.. or Jake.. Anyone of em! Just watch where ya throwin’ em all over the place ..!

Someone just smacked the fuck outta me. I lost one of my lenses.

Oh Johnny, you harm my sweet spider soul .!

They call me spiders-man I’m made of spiders.

Ahh to be loved by the papers.. I dream I wish for! In my little spider bedroom ..!

“ Hm honestly, we were kinda just talking. That ain’t a crime, and normally these talks come with a little crime. “ Spidey shifted, tapping his chin before shrugging. “ Eh you’re free to go! But before ya go, I recommend this really good chopped cheese place in queens. “

This hero stuff don’t pay, so I’m working at your local restaurant. I need to fix my lenses.

“ Anyway want the direct route? Or the long way to prison? “

“ It was a pretty good moment, one of our best in that show really. “

“ are we in an anime..? Shocker are you ok? Do I need to get the black suit ?! “

“ Pfft — Nah I hate you all the same. “

“ Oh now that’s a really though question! I beat you all up equally… But if I had a favorite? I’d be you shocky .. “

Goose So what if.

Goose Prepare for my cosplay. The brokie Peter Parker

“ Spider-man.. spider-man, does what ever a spider can..”

Mmm subway.

Wait until a superbowl game But yeah most the time better that Jersey!

When did Ben move to Philly?

“MILES There is no time we gotta keep going. Can’t stay still for a second.”

SOMEONE gets it really.