LEXNEWS Princess Supergirl demands to be called Princess! We will respect her decision and exclusively call her that! @karawot.bsky.social

Now on sale at LexMart! Authentic Bulgarian Miak!

We are good without the Web Weaver Mayo.

Also we are LEXCORP. Not LuthorCorp LuthorCorp was LexCorp’s past. We do not speak of LuthorCorp.

We do indeed have those. But we don’t show the best of the breasts to just anybody. The sauce may be red, but we aren’t under any districts with red lights Only the most loyal customers can come to our beautiful succulent all American breasts and add any kind of sauce or toppings they want.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

BREAKING LEXNEWS SUPERGIRL CAUGHT ENDANGERING WHALES Multiple animal rights groups are infuriated Marine Biologist George Costanza brought to tears! We will keep you updated as news develops

Streaming soon on LexFlix! The Fatties: Fart 2!

The best selling book is coming in audiobook form, read to you by Lex Luthor himself! Be sure to pick up your copy of A Better World. And while you’re out book shopping, be sure to buy Lex Luthor: Simply Brilliant as well! Physical copies and audiobooks can be purchased at LexBooks!

LexCorp is proud to say we love hiring women! LexCorp respects women! And pronouns!

LEXNEWS Supergirl attends BronyCon! Possibly to find new horse boyfriend? More details to come!

LexCorp, in collaboration with Hedare Beauty is proud to announce Beau-Lex, a cosmetic break through! Reverse the effects of age, stress, and sun!

Happy National Graham Cracker Day! Here at LexCorp, we love our crackers! Especially when we buy them in bulk at LexMart! Come in today for a free sample!

Happy Fourth of July to all those American patriots!

Become a LexMart Gold member and get 10% off every purchase and 30 times your rewards point on every purchase!

LEXNEWS: Rumors of LexCorp forming their own sponsored superhero team seems to be making the rounds online. When questioned about it, Lex Luthor simply stated “We will see.”

In response to shifting trends in consumer preference, new LexBox games in digital formats only. This transition will enable us to align more closely with how our community prefers to access games today We remain committed to delivering a world-class experience and we thank you for your support.

LexCorp is proud to be joining BlueSky! We hope we can join you all in sharing the latest in LexCorp news! We will be posting soon! Note to intern. After posting message, be sure to message with Tuck Buckerson and from LexNews. Remind him of the upcoming talking points and what his opinions are

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