Fuuuuck...

So... Superhero job...

💭 "Oh... right... telepath... I forgot... shit... ah..." Starting to think on random stuff! Like... ah... Flowers... ohhh... flowers would be a cute gif... no no... RANDOM STUFF! Bees!

Don't look at me like that...

"I did in fact..." 💭 "Was so funny when he learned to pee on journals with my cousin on it..."

Sigh...

I've seen my fair share of fucked up shit that leaves people traumatized, this is what I mean.

You underestimate my power.

Fuck off?

Bitch think you can do my job?

Good to know you don't have anything to hurt me then. Or you are a coward, either way it doesn't make a difference.

Imagine being a fake and giving empty promises...

I'm not getting an Earth job! They never give me a week away so I can go out and drink!

I HAVE A JOB... I'm a superhero...

You the one who said had something that could hurt me! Still waiting!

Silvia, stop liking my shit, I'm still waiting for the gun that can hurt me.

One more hypocrisy and I'll start sounding like my cousin.

"Langu... ah, nevermind..."

"Yeah..." ... She mostly leaves the dog to do whatever he wants...

"Not to drink you are not... I can let the swearing pass but you will still have to wait to go drink with me."

"It's a bit different when your dog has superpowers and likes to take mud baths in areas where normal people can't survive."

"He sometimes do stupid things..."

They do say hate and love sometimes mix.

"True... but that doesn't mean you should be swearing..."

"Can't be ALL that..."

Bet she wants to fuck superheroes all right.

📱 "Ok, but just because I kiss girls and like girls doesn't mean I ONLY thing about gay stuff, okay?..." The booze thoughts are somehow gay too.

You know who Supergirl is! I bet you have her poster in your room!

"Not gay..." 💭 Full of gay thoughts.

Oh no... hate... the one thing that I'm weak against!

"Nu uh..."

Good luck with that!

Whaaat... nooo... 😳

Well, first off, fuck you, I'm not cute, I'm hot. Second, you can't.

HAHAHAHAHA MY CUTNESS OVERWHELMS YOU?!

. . . . . . . . What . . . . .

"Shit..." She can't argue against that...

HOW IS MY FACE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE?!

EMOTIONAL BRIBE!

"Watch your fucking language!"

LITERALLY WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO STAY A WEEK WITHOUT DRINKING?!

Says the one that does the same!

"Gotta wait until you are 21. That's the drinking age where I live."

Why?

"One day, when you are older, then we can drink, all right?"

"See? And again, noooothing to worry about!!"

"How would you even know that I'm drinking?"

"Of course not! You are way too young to be drinking, especially on some of the places I drink!"

This is why you love me!