“Did I say I needed them? I am trained in hand-to-hand combat and sword combat, second only to Wonder Woman herself. Any shitty thug that is too afraid of fighting me and goes after me while I'm drunk is lucky I don't have my powers.”

Not that I can think of.

“That happens almost every time, I just beat them. Never heard of drunk fights?”

“Drinking is my therapy, that way I clear my head and can fight and be a hero with a cleared mind.”

I don't know, and the currency from Earth doesn't work in space anyways.

“Hahahahaha! Good one.”

Which retailer would accept someone that vanishes for a month?

Ah yeah, I was just explaining.

Yeah… I struggle with those too, mostly because I don't stop in the planet.

“What would you suggest?”

“Okay, accurate. Didn't know this was the prime drinking age.”

I'm just saying, tall people are already easy to catch attention in the crowd because… well… they're tall. When they are pretty, it's even more.

“I can fly! And when I'm drunk, which also means I don't have my powers, I use a spaceship with autopilot.”

“My age?”

I think it depends on where you are looking, certainly there are places it should be no problem.

If I see a tall hot woman in the streets, I too would look at her.

On Themyscira, we support the gays.

“Keys to what?”

“Any of them with postgraduate graduation in Kryptonian physiology?”

Checks out...

“According to whom?”

How tall are you again?

“Sure as hell is!”

. . . Why would it be difficult to buy a wagon?

“Now the second thing I enjoy most in life is drinking until there is no pain.”

“That's a tough one… To choose what I enjoy most… I'd say the feeling I get when I see hope coming back to people's eyes.”

// Originally I wanted to get my nurse assistant certificate, specialize in pre-hospital care, and work as a first responder. But half my teachers already asked me directly or indirectly if I didn't want to progress further into nursing, and now I'm seriously considering it.

// I'm not in nursing university yet. 😭 It's to be a nurse assistant first, they skip too much stuff in uni because here they assume you already did the classes to become an assistant.

Maybe you should look for an instructor to help you with that?…

Why must you be so evil and deny a woman of her love?

w o m e n.

// Ya Girl got a 10 out of 10 on a nursing exam today where the subject was a surprise. Bad news, I need to go to the hospital now... Good news, imma gonna pop that wine bottle when I'm home.

<- Kara right now.

"Will shoot you if you steal the bear."

But why did you have to? What happened? Did you mix some explosive by accident or something?

King of seduction.

. . . WHAT?

She smiled, taking another small sip from her glass. “Do you have any idea for a movie?”

Yeah… Working with chemicals can be dangerous if you are not careful.

Really? Why?

Other than being drunk earlier and almost breaking my back to stretch, I'm doing fine! And you?

She blushed. “M-Maybe those are my intentions…”

Well… Yeah… This one is worse for my people.

Radioactive mineral from space.

Nothing, don't worry about it.

“As if I'd ever rush the time I can spend with you.” Kara said after her sip, turning her attention back to her company.

I fear I may accidentally increase the number of heroes that decide to keep kryptonite as a fail-safe…

God I hate that color...

Isn't this how humanity got so many problems with radiation in the past? . . . Because it was pretty and shiny?

I threw a guy into the son once. Then the son said, "Agh, dad! No!"