Hey UK 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Why does the electronic transfer of money, that really only exists electronically as a change in a ledger, take 3-5 days to process? Why can’t AI solve that problem?

How do you mitigate your fascism and genocide induced spiral? I can feel myself teetering today.

*Every* country should bring back conscription, but for restaurant jobs. www.youtube.com/shorts/Q3cUJ...

The cat that moved in with me has learned words. She knows her name. She knows “pouchie”. She knows “pretty girl” and she knows “I love you”. This is my greatest achievement

You want a machine to make art for you? Why? You might as well ask a machine to eat for you, or fuck for you. Might as well walk into the ocean and let the machine live your life

You need a timeline cleanse. youtu.be/8hqY1nQ_Q6s?...

I cannot describe the frustration of the standoff that happens within me when my flavour of autism clashes with someone else's flavour of autism. The mask comes back on and I just have to walk away.

Can I send a bill for my daily rate to AWS because of their outage? I'm missing work here.

A tool built on the stolen labor of others will not liberate you as a worker. A tool built on the stolen ideas of others will not liberate you as a thinker. You are not using the tool; the tool is using you. Stop it.

Morning.

How much of the world’s problems are caused by internalised homophobia? Like, dude, just kiss a guy and live your life. Stop making everyone else utterly miserable because you think about Conner’s dick all day and don’t know how to deal with it.

This guy’s just giving away a whole standup set for free. youtube.com/shorts/RT8Nt...

Get it now?

I often think about the time I was in a tech accelerator program with people who didn’t realise it could be difficult to open a bank account, or that there was a high rate of illiteracy.

Oh, so ✨that's✨ why my computer was so slow.

If all the Tatertots stopped watching that hateful little turd, and watched @stavvysworld.bsky.social with @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social instead, the toxic masculinity problem would not be as prevalent as it is. youtu.be/3Zi_KwOw2e0?...

This is how I must write now. #catsandwriting #writing #cats

If you do the Riyadh Comedy Festival and don’t end up in jail (or worse), are you really a comedian?

OpenAI can go fuck itself.

A 21 year old asked me, "Why does the price of weed not rise with inflation?" And I don't have an answer to that. Does anyone else?

Wanna see something eerie? @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social from 2022. youtube.com/shorts/NGQw7...

Why is it always autism? Why isn't it, I don't know, diabetes, or IBS, or male pattern baldness, or asthma? Anyway, I fucking hate this new wave eugenics.

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

look not to go all Wheelchair Guy about it but if the powerful people who spend all day whining about how people are mean to them ever faced a single droplet of actual adversity I truly believe they would crumble into a pile of dust and blow away in the next soft breeze

We know what's below is awful. But my beef is this: People wonder why millennials, Gen Z, hell even Gen Xers "don't want to work". Why should anyone want to work hard, when anyone with enough money and a willingness to lick boots and kiss ass can rise to the top like this entire administration.

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

It truly is amazing just how much shuts down when you're in survival mode. Creativity. Happiness. Future-thinking. Interest in anything at all. Concentration. Care.

I think I'm beginning to understand mayonnaise sandwiches.

I know I'm late the party, but if you want to see something good in the world, check out Thoraya on YouTube. She talks to strangers. www.youtube.com/@Thorayaa

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Techno-Feudalism really is a word we all need to be using a lot more to describe what is going on.

You just know there are editors and producers at “news” establishments frothing at the mouth over how they can exploit this until at least the mid-terms.

I wish people would stop using the word ‘anarchy’ when they mean ‘chaos’.

“Out, damned spot! Out, I say!”

One begins to suspect that very rich people are constantly and openly committing unspeakable crimes together, recreationally.

Shout out to all the grandmas and grandpas who got arrested in London over the weekend. You get it. Meanwhile, to the police doing the arresting? Is that what you signed up for? There are ways you can make a real difference.

Start a literary magazine for experimental fiction and call it 'Alt-Write'. #writingcommunity

Looking forward to a reality where “resilience”, “regulation”, and “self care” aren’t sold as fixes for workers’ struggle in a technofeudalist society.

"The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie" by Colter Wall. youtu.be/4l4gdhPqh3E?...

There are many other ways to make a difference. #London #Protests

It's not too late to change careers. #London #Protests

Some guy-on-the-street type like @donlemonofficial.bsky.social or @waltermasterson.bsky.social needs to go to US red state tourist destinations and ask the locals that rely on tourism how it's going.

This is so embarrassing. The brain worms are contagious.

The best part of having a #cat move in with me is getting to tell her I love her every day.

Really not enjoying the combination of “nobody has a job” and “everything is expensive now”