It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight. Happy Halloween, NYC.

Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)

Zohran Mamdani Answers Questions from Walter Masterson's Conservative Family Members @waltermasterson.bsky.social youtu.be/-mXu4vuTLqk?...

I’m in Chicago for NO KINGS. Tomorrow I’m performing at The Den! Join me! waltermasterson.com/pages/tour-d...

I'm fully in agreement with @waltermasterson.bsky.social It's out of character to see him being so serious. This is a real estate deal. Period.

The candidate for New Jersey Lt. Governor said that he'd "be careful" about taxing millionaires. Massachusetts wasn't careful and collected $2 BILLION more than expected while the number of millionaires went UP 38%.

If he stood for free speech and open dialogue, then why are they using his name for censorship and violence?

I just exposed the DEEP STATE!

MAGA Logic:

Pretty crazy how "America is a legit, no bullshit fascist country" is now a NYT headline.

It’s beyond infuriating. 😡

I tried to blend in at an Anti-Abortion rally.

If Juan Abrego Garcia was really a rapist and sex trafficker then he’d be working for the Trump administration.

These are not detainments—they are kidnappings. These are not deportations—they are human trafficking. These are not detention centers—they are concentration camps. Language matters. This is fascism.

I went to Trump's own merchandise store inside Trump Tower and revealed how all of the items are made in China. The video is now being shared throughout China, and everyone is laughing at him.

Sharing my beauty secrets🙏💖

Illegal immigrants stole my 12-year-old’s job picking sugarcane. Thank you, President Trump, for helping get my child back to work🇺🇸

I want to go just to see the Elon Stans

All this business I am reading about social security is nonsense. My mom died on 2/18. My dad got a letter yesterday informing him her benefits were ending and he had to repay the February payment because they don’t give a payment in the month someone dies. They know where every dollar is.

The sex trafficker blocked me for calling him a sex trafficker

@waltermasterson.bsky.social showed up to speak at our rally as well!

I made sure to email [email protected] with a full accounting of my workweek.

Watch me get unhinged. Trolling Pro-Lifers at the "March for Life" youtu.be/FiH-VNT4qKw

Fascists are getting way too comfortable these days.

I try to convince MAGA to hate billionaires youtu.be/s2vUI1461Cg

Jesus Christ is not allowed here according to MAGA😂

Was trying to remember why I had mentally bookmarked him and it was because last summer Colombian tabloids spread a rumor he was having an affair with Linda Yepes, a transgender newscaster. Not only did he refuse to deny it but decried transphobia as akin to Nazism

I ask Patriot Front what it’s like being a virgin. youtu.be/yZqSSW869OI

Huge. Lisa Murkowski announces she will vote against Hegseth! If she's your Senator PLEASE call her and thank her! thehill.com/homenews/sen...

If it walks like a nazi...

Send this to anyone mentally struggling with Trump’s Tariffs. Tariffs Explained to MAGA by a Professional Importer/Exporter youtu.be/xwZT_nisxsQ

I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.

Asking MAGA about Elon Musk's "Salute" at the DC Inauguration youtu.be/18KWFa3PkTA

Everyone deadnaming Caitlyn Jenner because she's a Trump supporting ghoul who ran someone over with her car

There was a 900 page book called PROJECT 2025 that gave precise details on Trump’s plan for America. The authors of Project 2025 have all been given corresponding roles in Trump’s administration. We know what’s coming next, we literally read the book word for word.

I became famous in 2020 criticizing Trump for his potential Tik Tok ban. It’s 2025 and everyone is looking to Trump and his incoming corporate oligarchy to save the same app. Nothing makes sense anymore.

We all see it, damnit!!

FOLKS: The Senate is voting on the Laken Riley Act today. Make no mistake, it's a racial profiling bill. DEMAND YOUR SENATORS VOTE NO. Can we get 1,000 fast reposts and replies using the hashtag #NoRacialProfilingLaws to get it trending on Bluesky? Please and thank you! 🙏💪

Are you in NYC? Come to my live show. bit.ly/walterUSA

Hegseth: The Army has quotas for female hires. Senate Subcommittee: Where the fuck does it say that? Hegseth: Trust me bro.

Sen. Duckworth: Tell me one fact about ASEAN? I’ll give you a hint, it’s in Southeast Asia. Hegseth: Oh you mean South Korea, Japan and Australia? Nailed it.

Now THAT IS FUNNY!!! #ChuckandJim

The time I trolled General Flynn.

What inspired you to get into music? CEO: I fucking hate it. www.404media.co/ceo-of-ai-mu...

No ‘water system in the world’ could have handled the LA fires. How the region could have minimized the damage.

Just once I want a republican congressman to have a fake alt account of a black lesbian that properly hates him: @ TaniquaF4F: "I live in your district and you're a racist POS Mike Johnson, i hope you go to therapy. Someone get him help. He needs to be held. Seriously...hold him fr."