Hi, I’m God. And I’m extremely worried about planet Earth. 😟

If we make it through this dark period with democracy intact, it may be because the administration's incompetence was greater than its depravity.

We wouldn’t be here if SCOTUS had allowed the January 6th trial to go forward as scheduled.

Me in the National Security team group chat

So if dinosaurs were often bird-like and birds can sing, what would a dinosaur’s song sound like?
 #dinosaurs #nerd #singing #maybebeautiful #probablyterrifying

I've heard that a whole bunch of creatures eventually evolve into crabs. Nature is healing.

my student: the ides of March are coming up me: my student: the Senate has the chance to do the funniest thing possible, that’s all I’m saying

Pretty kitty!

ready to fight God & Erwin Schrödinger

You do realize we've never had presidents threaten to wipe blue OR red states off the map, and if you support a president who does whether their politics line up with yours or not—you're kind of a sh*tty human being and a lousy American, right?

this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes

I think if we can get quiet within ourselves and listen to our intuition and good judgement that will help us a lot

Don't just check in with your trans friends. Check in with trans elders who might not be active in the community anymore. Check in on parents of trans kids. I check in with my trans bonus mom daily, have done for some time. She's 77 and has mostly been abandoned. #LGBWithTheT 🏳️‍🌈

All I’m saying is, if Pluto were orbiting Jupiter it would be the fifth most interesting moon of Jupiter.

I’m seeing lots of surprise about things happening the past few days. There are a lot of descriptive words we might use here, but none should be surprising. They wrote a whole book about it. We all encouraged people to read it. This IS Project 2025.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

Hey, friends— Things are REALLY rough for political cartoonists right now. Their traditional clients are refusing to run their work. New clients can’t afford to pay them. A lot of political cartoonists are subsisting off patreons. If you share a political cartoon, please credit the cartoonist.

BREAKING -- Trump RAISES prescription drug costs. He just reversed all the cost caps that had been negotiated for anyone on Medicare or Medicaid -- over 120 MILLION Americans. He's pro Big Pharma -- and pro Big Insurance. He doesn't care about you. It was all LIES.

Them: we must trust biology! Biologists: I'mma be real with you - we have no idea what a 'fish' is.

I want to be clear about where we stand with the EO: The battlefield is now revealed. We know the pieces on it and their plans. It doesn't mean its lost or immediate. But Trump has fired his first shot. Implementation will take time and challenges are sure to come. Stay strong, its a marathon.

Nature: I love diversity and never deal in strict binary. Science: Yes. This is true. We have observed this about you for years. MAGA: We voted to ignore you both and deny reality with legislation.

making sure the "press" couldn't pretend it was something else like they did when Laura Ingraham threw one at the 2016 RNC

There are only two genders: people who understand science and Republicans

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Ahh to be a package of Ring Dings at the foot of such majesty

ABC White House correspondent just released ANOTHER anti-trans EO expected that we did not cover in our piece this morning: A federal ban on funding to programs that acknowledge and affirm transgender people.

I represent the 'Give Dolly Parton a Buster Sword' party, can we count on your vote in November?

Salem let me hold his paw 🥰

hey so just anecdotally and for no reason letting you know I used to track my period for fertility reasons pre-smart phone and I used a pen and paper what you do is take your temperature when you wake up every day and write it down (does need to be the same time of day) when you ovulate it goes up

Angertainment is a great way to describe the emotional experience most social media platforms are optimizing for.

Hey, just me gesticulating wildly to let you know that Off the Grid is on the ground in LA ready to support deaf and disabled folks who need help due to the fires. Please share, or request help here: form.jotform.com/250125620244...

Another day, another cacophony of chaos

"Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly during its ascent burn." - Some SpaceX launch control dude rapid unscheduled disassembly Aka it blew tf up www.cbsnews.com/news/spacex-...

Realized tonight that Dirty Laundry, the show on Drop Out, is just fancy Among Us. Amongst Us, if you will.

This really pisses me off… Republicans are trying to repeal the $35 cap on insulin. Please spread the word.

Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?

Answer: Religion Question: How in the world did we end up with this political hellscape?

Had some very good news hit this morning out of the blue that's lifted stress that I've been dealing with for a couple of years. It feels like someone lifted their boot from off of my neck and I am so, so grateful.

My new motto

While the house is in recess, you can call your congresspeople in reaction to this hearing, including Republicans, and make your voice heard: myreps.datamade.us

An important bill is being discussed in Congress today. See @erininthemorning.com and the full thread for updates and details.

This really is peak technology

It's like 9:30 in the morning and for whatever reason my body is craving ramen with the burning intensity of 1000 suns. It's so oddly specific, but at least it narrows down my lunch options today 😂

California’s on fire, and while the GOP is busy blaming DEI and concocting conspiracies, Canada and Mexico are busy saving lives.

In the past when I've been down, I've steered clear of some of my darker thoughts with knowing that some folks would miss me. This morning a thought struck that after enough time folks would forget, or new folks would have never known me. By definition eventually I would not always be missed. /1

3. If you'd like to submit your own trans girl scout, please feel free to email me at www.ErinReedWrites.com! With no further adieu, here are the scout cookies: Please scroll down and don't only order from the top of the list, and don't forget to click to the next section of the thread!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

I originally made this playlist because I was heartbroken by the tragedy at Sandy Hook. As a Columbine survivor, I wanted to offer words of comfort somehow. There is so much large and small scale trauma being experienced right now. I hope this can bring comfort to someone out there today.

"...certain altars and stones suggested forgotten rites of terrible, revolting, and inexplicable nature, and made me wonder what manner of men could have made and frequented such a temple." H.P. Lovecraft, 'The Nameless City'