Oh yes, yes we do :(

Yum

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

Aw, MapQuest we loved you and still do

Add an N and you get something a lot more interesting than politics

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

🎵 GI JOOOOOOOE

It's Caturday so here is a cat

There's meat in there

NOW: More than 98% of #Costco shareholders have just rejected an anti-DEI measure The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group: "The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board

Former Auburn Washington Police Officer Jeffery Nelson was just sentenced for the murder of Jesse Sarey in 2019.

lmao Firefox billing itself an "indie browser" when poking you to make it the default is straight up disingenuous I mean, you don't have to say out loud that it's basically Google's anti-antitrust insurance, but let's not err too far on the other side either...

Sorry to break the news but

The Supreme Court UPHOLDS the TikTok ban with no noted dissents, turning away a First Amendment challenge: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

"Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly during its ascent burn." - Some SpaceX launch control dude rapid unscheduled disassembly Aka it blew tf up www.cbsnews.com/news/spacex-...

If "I've seen cyclists not using bike lanes so we shouldn't have protected bike lanes" is a valid argument, then we shouldn't have streets for cars because I have definitely seen cars drive in bike lanes.

I got 99 problems and I created every single one

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Your annual reminder that three meals a day is only for the wealthy

"We're a family here at XYZ corporation, now get your butt in to work"

Ah, my perennial D.C. snow tradition continues. This morning, I wiped out on a patch of ice so spectacularly, ass over head, briefly one with God and the angels, that after gingerly getting back up and dusting myself off, I got this notification on my phone, which is a first.

The loud sword: is it a benefit or a curse?

You should also support your socialist bookstore, but the library is amazing

Does this platform observe Caturday? If so, please let me see your cats I showed you mine

sometimes walmart's inspirational Luigi wall sticker is all that keeps me going some days

Eight days until Tiktok shuts down in the USA, but TT's upper management was forcing fire victims who work at the California offices to take their accumulated PTO if they couldn't work from home during the fires.

Can we do the most #Millennial thing possible and reply to this post with no-context song lyrics?

We should never get over it

Goddamn.

How taxing the rich can help to fix the #housingcrisis — Canada’s real estate sector is collecting billions in profit while incentivizing landlords to evict tenants and keep driving up rents. NEW column from @ericashiner.bsky.social: ricochet.media/justice/hous... #TaxTheRich #cdnpoli #Canada

Hollywood is about to burn, a new fire just popped up. :(

This is not fine and we have a duty to act #climatechange

I wonder who kept us from achieving those important adult milestones #millennials

Incredible tagline for an LED outdoor signage display

Update from my sister in LA: She and her family have evacuated their (smoky, electricity-free) home, following official instructions. She reports that her "keen survivalist instincts" led her to an evacuation center outside the city known to FEMA as "Dave & Buster's."

Gulf of Egg Prices

This is not fine and we have a duty to act

Last night I had a dream that the USA went to war with Greenland. Note I said dream, not nightmare. Denmark beat the USA in my dream and invaded the country and gave us all worker protections, vacations, healthcare, and affordable housing. Definitely not a nightmare. More like a fantasy.

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

Hello! This account is from the same weirdo who brings you the page of this same name over in ZuckerbergWorld. Hopefully this is as nice of a place as everyone says it is, because moderating trolls on Facebook is exhausting

This is my first post