Apple retail cutting sales jobs??? Color me surprised 😒

“…If you’ve never heard of any of these accounts, that’s ok, it just means you have friends and family who care about you.”

“It’s the gift that keeps giving, Clark”

Look, you're probably going to be a very successful computer person. And you are going to go through life thinking girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole, Charlie Brown

🎶Why, somebody Why do people break up Oh, and turn around and make up I just can’t seee

Xmas decorations ARE Thanksgiving decorations. Knock it off with the silly turkeys and shades-of-brown. The floors've got it covered.

"poetry defeats AI" is maybe the coolest anti technology headline I've seen since the one about salt circles defeating robo cars

"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car, planned to "smash" into Martinez's vehicle during the chase."

Unraveled Press keeps kickin ass

A world without transgender people has never existed and never will. To all transgender people out there: You are not alone.

BWAHAH why is there BMI on my toddler's paperwork

Leaving the house

Ms. Piggy’s Statement:

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself

Donald Trump could have just kept his mouth shut about Jamal Khashoggi. But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile. Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open. Cretin behavior.

But did Alan Tudyk reprise his role????

If this article doesn’t radicalize you idkww

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️jfc I’m going to have to homeschool this kid arent i

wHy iSn’T tHe eCoNomY iMpRoViNg uNdEr TrUmP!?

5 headlines tonight on Charlotte Observer’s homepage: “Manolo's Bakery closes to protect customers” “Church members flee as federal agents arrive” “Super G executive describes agents dragging out teen employee” “Border Patrol questions people at Walmart” “Border Patrol sweep sparks fear”

CLT = Charlotte. You’re about to see it a lot.

the footage from Gaza rn is just incomprehensible. I just want these poor families to have shelter after everything they’ve been thru to now freeze to death jfc

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

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⚰️ the most refreshing cold brew I’ve ever had gahtdayum. Citrus is my new fave coffee note. ☕️ Now brewing Colectivo: Del Sol

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

Dancing to a great new track from Jane Inc. and DJing till 9am here at CHIRP Radio, 107.1fm and chirpradio.org

Barely touching winter and my lips are chapped

THE BLACK SNOT 🤫🤫🤫

You know how I hit you up for donations to the National Immigrant Justice Center from time to time? This is the work those donations support.

ICE is going to Charlotte and JD is talking shit on Ibuprofen I stg if my mom was ever getting into this fight it’s now* *which she won’t bc she’s a complacent ww 😒

These fucking dipshits really want to kill us all.

Charlotte is going to roll over for them 😒

roses are red the fascists are villains

I need to hang out with Michael Shannon

In the loop by the lake and feeling temped to go scream into it this morning

Glad I don’t *actually* like sports bc every GD GAME IS BEHIND A PAYWALL

Today’s mental health tip:

“Turn the pressure up even further” = So many donation emails will be sent

This is a long shot but, anyone know a good pantry/shelter/food-bank/org outside Columbus, OH (Pickway Co.) that will take some free Thanksgiving pies on the holiday?

Carbs are helping tonight…all the carbs

This is my platform:

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@durbin.senate.gov you are a mass murderer and your AM staffer is going to lose their hearing when phones open.

#Thundersnow has entered the chat 🙌🏻

My number one concern is WILL THIS POSTPONE the Bulls v Spurs Wemby-in-the-Windy game??