Navya Randhawa, 29, says that two conversations going on in the background at once is intolerable, but blasting American Idiot directly at her eardrums brings her nothing but inner peace.

Dale Jennings and his swagless ways are so personal to me

Not to be simplistic but I think Labour replacing the very unpopular guy with the very popular guy could work

Can that wanker who hangs around every fandom I get into and makes things miserable for me never discover The Newsreader please and thank you. Also they can prise jamloustat from my cold dead hands, I refuse to let go of them.

Relatedly: you can always tell whether there's a hardcore Smiley fan working in a bookshop because they stock The Honourable Schoolboy. Otherwise it's often just TTSS and then Smiley's People.

it's about time this was said! #iwtv

Headline of the year

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the barman. "Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"

love the holiday weekend

Bluesky feed is like ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ cute kitty! ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ [adult content] ------------------ we're doomed ------------------

"The microbee Computer-in-a-Book represents a novel, practical effective low cost way of advancing to disk drive capacity..." (Source.)

That Jonathan the tortoise had a miraculous resurrection in Easter week presumably means he is the returned messiah.

If a pint glass smashes in a pub and no one is around to shout “WHEYYY!”, does it make a sound?

Fußballer, nehmt euch an den Frauen ein Beispiel!

People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day

This is why most dicks have balls attached. So that one may reflect by pondering the orbs after a blowjob.

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

Took me way too long to realise that’s a shower and not a Dalek…

It's so wild what "cancellation" actually means when you break jt down. A bunch of people who didn't know you existed before perceiving a post of yours perceive it and proceed to shout at and block you, a person who was unaware of *their* existence before they started shouting.

Saw V + A, Science + Nat. Hist. Museums, Tower Bridge, Tower of London, National Theatre, National Gallery, Tate, Buck. Palace, Nigel Lawson, Changing of the Guard, George Benson at Wembley, Harrods, Parliament, Petticoat Lane, Piccadilly Circus, and a farce involving 4 vicars in their long-johns.

Happy #NationalDoctorsDay #Roman medici served across the empire —including at frontier forts like Trimontium, treating injuries & illness. Specialists such as oculists were in high demand. Archaeologists have even found doctor's stamps & surgical instruments. #RomanMedicine #RomanBritain

Pisces: Time heals all wounds. You'll be good to go in about 150 years.

Okay, I get publishers affirming that the books we've produced are human-made, but have we also considered bringing back medieval book curses??? Just saying.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

This week we remember that ultimately the crowd turns on Jesus because they hoped he would firebomb a Walmart for them and it turns out the kingdom of God is not about firebombing a Walmart.

the problem with queerfeminists vs radical feminists is that the queerfeminists will still be sitting in a safe space somewhere and discuss whether or not and under which circumstances porn and prostitution can be empowering a decade after the radical feminists have succeeded in banning both

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

I wrote out something long and complicated about HP and the cursed tv show and then didn’t post it but in case anyone doesn’t know where I stand by now, the thesis is basically this:

Channel 5 have a new doc about the Royal Navy and the trailer opens with “the Royal Navy has never been busier”…now friends I am not a historian, but could one put forward a suggestion of one of the World Wars for consideration

What have YOU done with YOUR life

Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey

Remember to change those clocks! ⏰ Shelmarks: MS. Bodl. 421, fol. 004v MS. Laud Misc. 570, fol. 28v MS. Rawl. D. 1220, fol. 032r #BritishSummerTime

I'm really trying not to turn into a teenage edgelord again because I realised that it was mania and ha e adjusted my meds but man it's hard

"women used to outperform men but men kicked them out because they got butthurt and the reason women are now so much worse at sports is because we set it up that way" is literally "if afab babies were fed more in infancy, women's and men's bodies would have fewer differences" in a different font

Hello! Please read my replies, not just my quote posts. Since we're here: I'm personally unmotivated by sisterhood bc I'm not a woman, trans or otherwise, but a data nerd with an autistic father whose SI is sports soI've accumulated knowledge abt the subject mostly against my will & better judgment

I think it's a fun thought experiment to imagine both trans and cis women losing to cis men in a sports event that's not sex-segregated, but I'm not sure it'll achieve all that much for sisterhood or solidarity between cis women and trans women if I'm being real.

My extremely nuanced take on the discourse du jour: maybe it's time that we, as a community, acknowledged that professional elite sports, like membership in the Catholic Church, is not an avenue of queer self-actualisation outside women's team sports and gay male sports romance fiction.

Siri, show me some images to illustrate "cognitive dissonance"

The only issue I have with this type of post is that I have a friend named Sora and so I get a lot of mini heart attacks while skimming the timeline

Sheila is NOT happy.

And formally, according to our law, Depose him

someone in The Other Place described the vibe of bluesky as "all-cis pronoun circle" and I think I have to agree, because, despite the literal events of the last three days mostly having involved trans women, that was indeed the vibe.

right, everything that needed deleting is deleted and everyone that needed blocking is blocked so i think this place is now safe for me to spend another 6 months not using it

WATCH DEADLOCH RIGHT NOW LESBIANS IN MY PHONE

Give me a break.

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

why would you read harry potter (weird race science, main character grows up to be a cop) when you could read his dark materials (kids find and kill god)