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JavaScript dev / Hobbyist Playdate dev / Sean Matsuda apologist / 🇵🇷 / él
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OK, hear me out.
over 1 year ago
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Literally this. Decades from now, scholars will reflect on how we went from Idiocracy being a dystopian absurdist comedy to becoming a dead accurate documentary.
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2 days ago
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I somehow made it to the end of the FD Signifier video on Tyler Perry, but only because it was still cached on my Google TV. It was taken down at some point during my viewing of it.
2 days ago
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Not in a million years will AI ever generate anything this beautiful.
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3 days ago
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Trying to get into the habit of taking pictures of the silly lil' tokens I end up drawing in my
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3 days ago
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Ken Jennings
4 days ago
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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Bachelor Soft
6 days ago
It’s my birthday this weekend. I’m also due to lose my lodging tomorrow. I don’t know what I am going to do. My plans aren’t working out. If anyone can afford to help without hurting themselves it would be greatly appreciated. I am so sorry to ask. But thank you.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl
4 days ago
Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.
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💀 ⋯ Kholdseid ⋯ 🔞
5 days ago
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Frank Cifaldi
5 days ago
Displaying Team USA Olympic figure skater Ilia Malnin on a CRT brings out a lot of the artist-intended details that get lost with pure pixels, this is why so many of us retain vintage hardware
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Bachelor Soft
7 days ago
Just doing a little more panhandling, just trying to make it to at least the end of the month, just wanna stay indoors until I can go mooch off some friends far away, this is my goal. Maybe not my dream. In my dream there’s no mooching and my eyes work 100% of the time.
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Kate McKean
8 days ago
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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9 days ago
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Feral Maui Hermit
9 days ago
Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.
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First world problems and all that, but if Wendy's could stop pretending that they don't have "small" combos, I'd greatly appreciate it. If you don't want the drive-thru interaction to turn sour when I inevitably go "don't fucking lie to me", then consider not fucking lying to me.
9 days ago
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S A M
13 days ago
From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.
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nem0
10 days ago
No one talks about how Salesforce uses its software to track people in ICE custody
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Dan Holt
11 days ago
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i’m just ken
11 days ago
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DESTROY YOUR RING CAMERAS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
11 days ago
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Sam
11 days ago
so sick to have a pile of vapid dogshit ai ads contrasted by a million puerto ricans living life in full color.
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"God bless America" followed by listing EVERY COUNTRY IN AMERICA is why I love Benito.
11 days ago
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RICKY FOCKIN' MARTIN
11 days ago
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That Dunkin' ad was fucking awful.
11 days ago
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Been staring at this for minutes with the exact same face as the protagonist. Wild stuff!
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14 days ago
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Donate to the cool person that created my profile pic! You like my face right? RIGHT?
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14 days ago
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Got paid this morning, so you know what that means! 🏳️⚧️
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14 days ago
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I regret to inform my Commander pod that I have been Sorcery-pilled.
15 days ago
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💚 24 / 7 Luigi Mangione Posts
15 days ago
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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Ilhan Omar
17 days ago
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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I have been Bella Sara pilled. I can never go back.
17 days ago
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Did Google just forget how unbelievably bad Stadia was? And now they want to tack on the time it takes to procedurally generate content? Even if the generative element was good (which it's not), there's no way this doesn't end up with a half second of delay, at minimum. This must suck to control.
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17 days ago
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Bachelor Soft
22 days ago
I did get forced out of my home. I currently have shelter but it ain’t gonna last forever. Have received a lotta help but lemme tell ya I could always use more. So just bumping this, thanks.
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Bugs Maytrix, Certified Sicko
18 days ago
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg
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youtu.be/o8jdzfHvCI8
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19 days ago
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courtney @ ✨project & 🍯🍋 S2✨
23 days ago
sometimes magical, always anti-fascist.
#fuckice
#abolishice
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Dennis Detwiller
22 days ago
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Sam
24 days ago
authoritarian dictatorship is the logical conclusion to conservative ideology. you cannot separate the two; one births the next, and the next, and the next, and the next. it is the deepest nesting doll.
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"Return to Silent Hill" begins with James smoking a blunt while driving his Ford Mustang, and it only goes downhill from there. It feels like the movie was precision-engineered to piss SH2 fans off.
24 days ago
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Flashback 64
26 days ago
We need Bowser more than ever
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Tanya 🧚♀️👑
27 days ago
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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Don't talk to me until I've had my murk.
25 days ago
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The Rocky Mountains
26 days ago
One Luigi freaked them out far more than any lawsuit threats.
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Andrade took his pants off and the crowd erupted into a "This is awesome" chant. I love professional wrestling.
#AEWCollision
26 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
26 days ago
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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Tom Scocca
26 days ago
In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign
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Spice8Rack (Marxist)
26 days ago
not fit for worms these ICE pigs no flowers will bloom from these ICE pigs their plot will be salted by their very presence these ICE pigs must not know peace, nor rest give them hell, so they fear what awaits them
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There are so many incredible details in each performance on Blippo+. Like, how the Total Planet Workout dancers always end their routine with that one move BECAUSE ITS A BANGER. Also, Poly Pixel feels like a real, actual human you could meet in real life. It's uncanny.
27 days ago
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MinnMax
27 days ago
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Smooth Dunk
about 1 month ago
imagine if it happens on tv
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Por si querían representar. 🇵🇷
#AnimalCrossing
#NewHorizons
#PuertoRico
about 1 month ago
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