Literally this. Decades from now, scholars will reflect on how we went from Idiocracy being a dystopian absurdist comedy to becoming a dead accurate documentary.

I somehow made it to the end of the FD Signifier video on Tyler Perry, but only because it was still cached on my Google TV. It was taken down at some point during my viewing of it.

Not in a million years will AI ever generate anything this beautiful.

Trying to get into the habit of taking pictures of the silly lil' tokens I end up drawing in my #MtG games.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

It’s my birthday this weekend. I’m also due to lose my lodging tomorrow. I don’t know what I am going to do. My plans aren’t working out. If anyone can afford to help without hurting themselves it would be greatly appreciated. I am so sorry to ask. But thank you.

Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.

Displaying Team USA Olympic figure skater Ilia Malnin on a CRT brings out a lot of the artist-intended details that get lost with pure pixels, this is why so many of us retain vintage hardware

Just doing a little more panhandling, just trying to make it to at least the end of the month, just wanna stay indoors until I can go mooch off some friends far away, this is my goal. Maybe not my dream. In my dream there’s no mooching and my eyes work 100% of the time. ko-fi.com/bachelor_sof...

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.

First world problems and all that, but if Wendy's could stop pretending that they don't have "small" combos, I'd greatly appreciate it. If you don't want the drive-thru interaction to turn sour when I inevitably go "don't fucking lie to me", then consider not fucking lying to me.

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

No one talks about how Salesforce uses its software to track people in ICE custody

DESTROY YOUR RING CAMERAS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

so sick to have a pile of vapid dogshit ai ads contrasted by a million puerto ricans living life in full color.

"God bless America" followed by listing EVERY COUNTRY IN AMERICA is why I love Benito.

RICKY FOCKIN' MARTIN

That Dunkin' ad was fucking awful.

Been staring at this for minutes with the exact same face as the protagonist. Wild stuff!

Donate to the cool person that created my profile pic! You like my face right? RIGHT?

Got paid this morning, so you know what that means! 🏳️‍⚧️

I regret to inform my Commander pod that I have been Sorcery-pilled.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

I have been Bella Sara pilled. I can never go back.

Did Google just forget how unbelievably bad Stadia was? And now they want to tack on the time it takes to procedurally generate content? Even if the generative element was good (which it's not), there's no way this doesn't end up with a half second of delay, at minimum. This must suck to control.

I did get forced out of my home. I currently have shelter but it ain’t gonna last forever. Have received a lotta help but lemme tell ya I could always use more. So just bumping this, thanks.

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg

sometimes magical, always anti-fascist. #fuckice #abolishice

authoritarian dictatorship is the logical conclusion to conservative ideology. you cannot separate the two; one births the next, and the next, and the next, and the next. it is the deepest nesting doll.

"Return to Silent Hill" begins with James smoking a blunt while driving his Ford Mustang, and it only goes downhill from there. It feels like the movie was precision-engineered to piss SH2 fans off.

We need Bowser more than ever

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

Don't talk to me until I've had my murk.

One Luigi freaked them out far more than any lawsuit threats.

Andrade took his pants off and the crowd erupted into a "This is awesome" chant. I love professional wrestling. #AEWCollision

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign

not fit for worms these ICE pigs no flowers will bloom from these ICE pigs their plot will be salted by their very presence these ICE pigs must not know peace, nor rest give them hell, so they fear what awaits them

There are so many incredible details in each performance on Blippo+. Like, how the Total Planet Workout dancers always end their routine with that one move BECAUSE ITS A BANGER. Also, Poly Pixel feels like a real, actual human you could meet in real life. It's uncanny.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

imagine if it happens on tv

Por si querían representar. 🇵🇷 #AnimalCrossing #NewHorizons #PuertoRico