“Somehow, Palpatine returned.”

You really don’t fully understand how much control Amazon Web Services has over our lives until your dentist can’t do your x-rays because of an AWS outage

The moment I locked eyes with The Dumb Friend From ‘Kevin Can F*** Himself’ I would be sent home

I dunno let’s hear him out

peter thiel to the wettest people in the world: and that's why strong bad is more of an antichrist figure, while homestar is more christlike, with his propeller hat, threatening to cut up his forehead like the crown of thorns. teen girl squad is, obviously, the antichrist's disciples,

Having genuinely considered going on this cruise I am devastated to hear that it sounds like it was actually pretty fun

Ok this is the actual best tweet

Gotta hand it to the interviewer who is clearly teeing him up for this one

Two personal favorites, two all-timers

every queer friend group has at least one of each

Convinced an Indigo Girls concert would fix Lindy West. Scream-singing Closer to Fine surrounded by lesbians is the cure for what ails her.

When Trent said the song wasn’t his anymore I don’t think this is what he meant

ssds are FUCKED. hdds are FUCKED. flash memory is FUCKED. ddr5 is FUCKED. the suck ass computer guessing machines ate all my GAMER SHIT.

I think in the world of polyamory the term for “multiple secret girlfriends” is still “cheating” but maybe this is in a later chapter of Polysecure

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I’ve been trying to figure out the mind of the guy who wrote the weirdly anti-abortion new horror movie Undertone, and now that I’ve seen his Reddit account I know he’s just a weird dumb guy. Case closed!

This movie has been driving me insane all week for all sorts of reasons, including but not limited to its bizarre depiction of podcast production. At least Evy was using an RE-20 - if she had been recording with a Blue Yeti mic I would’ve walked out immediately

Undertone (2026)

This movie pissed me off so much. Not good! Definitely not scary!

Going to start saying this

will corroborate a random thing Brace says in this: my girlfriend has her own story of having to turn down Pauly Shore’s advances at a bar (if I remember correctly he sent his assistant (?) to talk to her)

This is Neal Katyal. He argued for Nestlé's right to profit from child slavery without consequence before the Supreme Court—and won! Thank you, Neal. ===============

Faith Popcorn’s BrainReserve

Guy who goes postal and the manifesto is just a PC Parts Picker list.

Was going to build a bespoke Plex server this year but I guess I’ll just end my life instead

Posting the words "Lord as my witness I am going to Make Heaven Crowded in Riverside, California on January 21" on social media and instantly the feds are at my door.

Doing ICE a favor and unlocking your phone to scan the QR code on their chest

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

Cool but should I buy some sticks of RAM now or in like 8 months

rush limbaugh

i do not think americans want to live in a culture where jimmy kimmel is considered too edgy for television

Guys I just found the Epstein Files on Libby if anyone’s interested

Stock videos of people eating in reverse

Post Hog raises Series D

just now learning this. damn

Sure thing Ken, if there’s one thing kids love it’s brushing their teeth

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.

"The first guest on Gavin Newsom's podcast was Charlie Kirk" is more than enough for me to say "absolutely not" to any suggestion Newsom play any role in the future of the Democratic Party. People like him are the past, the failures, the ones who got us here.

by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

This is why car manufacturers want to get rid of Apple CarPlay, it turns out

January 6 was an inside job, as it was planned by the sitting President as an attack on another branch of government.

Bitcoin -rancid user base -mainly useful for buying drugs 12 years ago -horrible use of energy -mostly just securities fraud dressed up BitTorrent -cool user base -incredibly useful -runs on the charity of strangers -a reliable place to get DBZ with “the good audio”

Wired is killing it. Also, the Musk goons being afraid of being identified says to me how tenuous all this shit is. If they have to face any actual resistance they can be defeated. They should have people yelling in their faces their names and addresses and that they're going to be arrested someday