I would probably check in the car first

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

Vote for Rory and then also vote for Malum Malus as best burlesque troupe so that my partner can get some local press. For everything else you can vote for whatever, I don’t care

[childish gambino voice] this is america

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

grim stuff. I look forward to the new Avengers movie underperforming

yeah yeah dead internet theory and all that, but I am loving this

🚨 los campesinos mentioned 🚨

Lee Daniels’ The Mummy

When another girl has chicken

Forrest Gump would’ve been incredibly funny if they did the Airplane! thing and everyone he talked to killed themselves to get out of the conversation

Was I astroturfed into liking Geese if all I did was hear “this is a band people are talking about,” drag my feet on listening to the album, and then go “yeah this is pretty good”

I would not recommend buying any of these things for the audiophile in your life. I promise you they already have headphones and speakers they like

“Imagine a fat wet guy with a knife. Now remember a movie that came out 34 years ago. Also, a guy I don’t know anything about said this quote I made up.”

“Somehow, Palpatine returned.”

You really don’t fully understand how much control Amazon Web Services has over our lives until your dentist can’t do your x-rays because of an AWS outage

The moment I locked eyes with The Dumb Friend From ‘Kevin Can F*** Himself’ I would be sent home

I dunno let’s hear him out

peter thiel to the wettest people in the world: and that's why strong bad is more of an antichrist figure, while homestar is more christlike, with his propeller hat, threatening to cut up his forehead like the crown of thorns. teen girl squad is, obviously, the antichrist's disciples,

Having genuinely considered going on this cruise I am devastated to hear that it sounds like it was actually pretty fun

Gotta hand it to the interviewer who is clearly teeing him up for this one

Two personal favorites, two all-timers

every queer friend group has at least one of each

Convinced an Indigo Girls concert would fix Lindy West. Scream-singing Closer to Fine surrounded by lesbians is the cure for what ails her.

When Trent said the song wasn’t his anymore I don’t think this is what he meant

ssds are FUCKED. hdds are FUCKED. flash memory is FUCKED. ddr5 is FUCKED. the suck ass computer guessing machines ate all my GAMER SHIT.

I think in the world of polyamory the term for “multiple secret girlfriends” is still “cheating” but maybe this is in a later chapter of Polysecure

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I’ve been trying to figure out the mind of the guy who wrote the weirdly anti-abortion new horror movie Undertone, and now that I’ve seen his Reddit account I know he’s just a weird dumb guy. Case closed!

This movie has been driving me insane all week for all sorts of reasons, including but not limited to its bizarre depiction of podcast production. At least Evy was using an RE-20 - if she had been recording with a Blue Yeti mic I would’ve walked out immediately

Undertone (2026)

This movie pissed me off so much. Not good! Definitely not scary!

Going to start saying this

will corroborate a random thing Brace says in this: my girlfriend has her own story of having to turn down Pauly Shore’s advances at a bar (if I remember correctly he sent his assistant (?) to talk to her)

This is Neal Katyal. He argued for Nestlé's right to profit from child slavery without consequence before the Supreme Court—and won! Thank you, Neal. ===============

Faith Popcorn’s BrainReserve

Guy who goes postal and the manifesto is just a PC Parts Picker list.

Was going to build a bespoke Plex server this year but I guess I’ll just end my life instead

Posting the words "Lord as my witness I am going to Make Heaven Crowded in Riverside, California on January 21" on social media and instantly the feds are at my door.

Doing ICE a favor and unlocking your phone to scan the QR code on their chest

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

Cool but should I buy some sticks of RAM now or in like 8 months

rush limbaugh

i do not think americans want to live in a culture where jimmy kimmel is considered too edgy for television

Guys I just found the Epstein Files on Libby if anyone’s interested