Rereading the Archie Megaman comics and once again speculating that Roslyn Krantz *isn't* actually human, but rather a temporally displaced Carbon.

we just released a big update for Sunfluffs! it's a game about being queer and petting animals. people can pick you up and throw you sometimes. 🍓 Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3776680/... itch: entanma.itch.io/sunfluffs

Seriously, why is "we should build stuff so we don't have to use cars constantly for everything" so controversial? I just wanna be able to get snacks!

So I'm looking at local election candidates and uh. one of the school board candidates says we need to "prepare students for an AI-driven world". Yeah that's disqualifying.

*taps the "profit losses are the fault of executive leadership, who are conveniently never affected by profit loss" sign*

CoCo going out

Congrats to Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, the Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

A little art of Aara the half (aardwolf) gnoll druid girl. She works well with scavengers and decomposers, making her especially effective against necromancy. (From my book Waking Up A Goddess Beats HRT.)

I can't with these encoding issues man

Going in front of the Supreme Court today. I'm going to tell them that "natural born citizen" was meant to exclude, not immigrants, but C-section babies.

It's really wild to me that I'm catching blocks for interacting with content that says censorship is bad. So, let's lower the rent a little here: Censorship is bad. Letting the government and pay pros tell you what you can and can't create or spend money on is so phenomenally bad.

Traffic update: No matter which route you take home tonight, you'll still wish you were sitting in a cozy secret library in the forest, sipping tea and reading about old magic with the wild folk of the wood.

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Today I am being sad about constructed people in fiction being described with the same words as LLMs are now. GLaDOS and O'tmyil and May and HAL and Dvorak and so on don't deserve to be tarred with that same brush!

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie. Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL. More info:

Saw these yesterday, I technically need new shoes, and I'm not gonna lie I'm EXTREMELY tempted They look dumb as hell and I'd look so dorky but I am so so SO tempted

robot girl who's really convincingly human-like vampire girl who gets bitey when she's aroused clank "oh shit oh fuck i'm sorry" "no i'm sorry oh no this is so embarrassing" "are your fangs okay??" "did I scratch you??"

Has always been strange to simultaneously be like "gender is immutable, unchangeable, innate, and readily apparent. It's impossible to misread, everybody can tell what gender a person is just by looking at them. Also, your ID needs a little letter on it so the police don't do a whoopsie daisy."

Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.

I'm getting myself a Claire keychain and LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS 🥹

A system built to eat people never stops eating people.

it's funny how I get a sense of vocaloid personalities entirely from the songs people use them for. like. in my head Teto is a little unhinged (in a good way) and probably trans? just from the combination of "Brain Implosion Energy", "Birdbrain", and a cover of "Hardware Store".

ending this with an announcement of a Teen Council is so fucking funny. as a former teenager i'm guessing their first order of business will be "we would like to see the porn actually"

The stupid thing is this actually makes the internet *less* safe for children in terms of the content they may or may not see. This simply causes the adults to *not* tag NSFW content, that's all

Me, to myself: "Okay, quick. What would Nova do? Nah. Can't pull that off. Too dramatic. What would Claire do? Nope. Can't pull that off, either. What would Makula do? . . . Yesssss 😈"

facebook metaverse is still the funniest thing. what if we made something that existed 25 years ago, but worse and with no furry porn?

put it in the Louvre

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

look, I love my state and its resistance to fascism, but I also know what a beach should be like. #webcomics

very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona

Alright, I'll make the updates as we need to.

All these people talking about the existential risk of AGI. A lot of Sierra's games definitely leaned too much on killing the player character but I don't think the Adventure Game Interpreter going to drive us extinct!

I've always loved the idea of custom keypads, but I've never gotten any. My keyboard has type writer keys so they wouldn't fit But I said Heck It and bought this dunsparce one. She's so cute~

My Weather Satellite is Too Cute! Even if Her Instruments are Outdated 🛰️

I keep giggling at the idea of Claire from @magicariot.com having to convince her landlord that she's not mining crypto or anything just charging her girlfriend.

how does @legaleagle.tv do it? I've only spent the last hour trying to explain that no, a judge did not rule that if you stalk someone killing them isn't murder, and I already feel what little sanity I had slipping through my fingers.

that new terraria dog collar got me acting real normal

all I want to do is hang out with my friends and write my gay magical girl books. but World Events keep happening

as usual it took me weeks to manage to push myself to sit down and read more than the first page and now I can't put the book down for more than a few minutes. #ADHD #MagicaRiotFullBloom

I choose to believe Hikari found an Intergraph InterView 28hd96 down in the Vault. They deserve a gorgeous 28-inch widescreen CRT that tops out at 2048x1152, 80Hz. And there's absolutely no chance in hell anyone would ever want to carry one up stairs just to get rid of it. #MagicaRiot

The thing that makes me most jealous in the #MagicaRiot books isn't the magical girl stuff, but the simple idea of having a bus stop less than three hours walk from home.

Mine is Chiaki Koizumi from My Impossible Soulmate. Because her expression in this panel is extremely funny.

It has now been four years