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Shot in the dark, but if someone has an extra ticket to tomorrow’s Dodgers Stadium Celebration I’d be interested in said extra ticket.

LOLOLOLOL JOSH REDDICK SET HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT TO PRIVATE

Into. My veins.

Retired Kershaw is gonna be a problem.

They should do Scherzer vs Kershaw tomorrow and require them both to pitch 9 innings

I don’t want to say I called it, but…

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Koufax. Kershaw. Klein.

Foul balls should count as hits at this point.

Shohei has to come out in a disguise or something for his next AB.

There will be no gratification if the Dodgers win. Only acceptance.

It’s 2028. Snow is falling in Dodger Stadium. No one remembers what a glove is. Freddie Freeman starts tearing a baseball apart with his teeth.

"free baseball" nah man free *us* from this baseball game

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

Wouldn't it be amazing if they bring Kershaw in and he shoves, just absolutely redeems his entire postseason career? Walks off the mound to like the most massive standing ovation? And then they send him out for one more inning?

We're all doing base running drills after this one. I don't care how tired you are.

This is not baseball. It’s chaos.

Freddie Freeman fighting for his life out there.

A lot of bad things are happening in the world but we’re alive during Ohtani.

Freddy Freeman slides like a kid on a dry slip-n-slide.

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

Seattle don't want it.

As a Dodgers fan, I propose that the Mariners and Blue Jays play a best-of-9 series. Maybe 11.

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

RT if your favorite baseball team is up 2-0 in the LCS

The Dodgers had no business winning this series and I am so glad they did.

The Honeywell to Kershaw pipeline is not what I expected.

With Castellanos up I am praying for no breaking news.

Do the Phillies not have an organist? That place is silent!

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

Shout out to Dr. Goodall.

Idea: Glass-bottom planes.

Today I learned that I am “I like what the city did with the street repair” years old.

Tylenol: Extra Strength for the Extra Dumb

The only ounce of solace I have regarding the right is that they are never happy. Even with all that “power”, they stay mad and will eventually die mad too. What a life!

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

TV in 2026: Brought to you by the United States of Tylenol.

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

Need Kershaw to pull a Kobe and throw 150 pitches.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

Apparently, money can’t buy you a spine.

This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.

Ohtani will save us.

From the group that brought us "You can't say Merry Christmas anymore" comes "You can't say ANYTHING anymore".

🎶We all live in Nazi Germany🎶 (Sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine)

The U.S. is becoming China minus the advanced car technology.