🚨 PSA on ICE Tactics 🚨

the kindness in my heart will filter out the microplastics

Has anyone ever actually bought tupperware, or is it kind of just "in circulation?"

The dems will hit shit like “guys Ice is bad and we’ve done everything in our power to send a strongly worded letter to them with a billion dollars in it”

There's no law that says you *have* to make the middle logo "barely visible." You can make it all the way visible if you want. You can crank the gamma as high as you want to make all the darkness disappear.

What's YOUR sign?

Stuck in my head right now. He has such a voice you wouldn't expect if you haven't listened to Matt Berry's music yet.

Continuing my attempted purge of invasive AI-pushing bullshit since Alexa doesn't know what "NEVER ASK ME ABOUT ALEXA PLUS AGAIN" means, has anyone had any experience with Home Assistant Green? How does it compare in your opinion?

Cat in natural habitat (sink)

no conversations, only engagement

"Also, are you going to eat your pickle?"

I don't care if Halloween was months ago, Brian David Gilbert's AAAH!BBA EP which features a version Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) as sung by the character of Victor Frankenstein stays on.

A Lego shovel is the absolute perfect size for a weed scoop that lives inside your grinder.

I actually wash my ass daily (flirtatiously)

being stretched to the limit in a medieval torture rack would fix me

I've returned from 70 degree weather to the tundra of SW Michigan

They should make travel bidets.

What are 4 albums you line to really lock into and listen to front to back?

Cardi B is short for Cardinal Benediction

What ever happened to the milkman, the paper boy, the evening tv? Smh

Watering my keyboard with half-and-half to keep the key switches nice and creamy

Goodbye for now, Michigan!

People with kids have so much more leverage when cutting toxic parents off, like that has to feel so much better than "you can't ever see me or my cats again."

I would like to leave and become a cryptid

Disbanding ICE and holding every ICE agent accountable for their crimes in a court of law is the moderate position.

ICE just murdered a woman in cold blood in Minneapolis.

Thinking about the golden age of physical media, being a little kid browsing the computer game section at Sam's Club while my mom was being a sample lady. Picking up boxes, turning them over, opening the front flaps, drinking in the screenshots and worlds promised within those boxes.

Indie wrestler Steven Flowe's entry music is Pearl Jam's Even Flow with every lyric changed to his name, and I am in love with this

Btw, I am not condemning anyone having kids or anything. I just personally am very happy to be the fun uncle instead.

I'm so glad I married someone who told me right off the bat that they didn't want kids, because my dumb ass would have had them by now and then where would I find money for Lego sets and Nerf stuff and my little sci-fi guys I like to paint?

Me: Does everything really need a "wrapped?" Who actually cares about "how many hours I slept," or "how many video games I played," or "how I stack up next to top performers?" My boss: Again, please remain seated during this performance review

There is only one set of footprints in the sand. It's Shia LaBeouf. Run for your life.

People ask "workin' hard or hardly workin'?" as if you're going to narc on yourself.

Ty, our Siamese himbo, trying to figure out how to get down with Orpheus sleeping below him. Very proud of my two boys for figuring it out together 😆

No cheating. Quote post with the most recent picture of your pet. Orpheus looking like it wasn't his idea to be squished in my arms, and Ty looking at him in his usual stepping spot to get down from the tower. There's a great video from that one, actually.

We ate chariotry, watched wrestling, and played three games of Terraforming Mars, so I'd say it was a pretty bumpin new year's eve for me and the spouse, hell yeah

Why not ride AND die?

Someone should make an account that just posts the faces wrestlers make when someone kicks out from their pin. There are just so many incredible kickout faces.

MTG's trending? Great, what did Wizards of the Coast do this time?

I gaze upon my kitchen sink, and despair.

There's an easter egg in Bee Movie where they actually included the entire script for Bee Movie.

Cross posting from my other profile just because I'm very proud of how this one turned out visually, and I think more people should see it

Thinking I missed a turn and got on the road to Damascus with how goddamn bright these oncoming fucking headlights are

Hades 2 is about a narcissistic family member who's bitter and vindictive that his family went no contact. Even Greek gods needed to guard their peace.

Attention new bluesky users: Bring me the red pages

God I fucking love Wizard People, Dear Reader.

"Ah yes, this lap has seen many a cat; it's all worn in for you. You'll love it here." -Me to anyone's cat I just met

Now That's What I Call Wassailing! 7