They should invent a short island iced tea

happy Double Bi Visibility Day #AEWCollision

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Had to take all the cats down to the basement twice already today. Tornadoes are probably my legit biggest fear, right after being in water I can't see through.

Somebody come geeterrr she's dancin like a stripper

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

Has Nathan Fillion been 40 years old for his entire life?

I love that AEW talent is allowed to beat up celebrities and children #AEWRevolution

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

"Don't be afraid of me, be afraid of what you're going to have to do to keep me down" is such a banger of a line from Statlander #AEW

I no longer think I invented them, but here's a fresh pi-ku for pi day: History . It's interesting how yesterday's today has not and will not ever repeat despite all of it coming round again and again, spiraling, inevitably rhyming yester with yesterday...

Are you supposed to eat the foil on the top of the Modelo bottle, or is it just for garnish?

The good people in Portugal. The Man recorded a cover of "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters. Check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8u2...

Kill Kyle Fletcher, marry MJF, fuck Don Callis (fuck ICE too)

The Target boycott is dead; long live the Target boycott

Can't believe they just give those canisters away at the bank drive thru

people don't even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this

How I arrived on Bluesky

Jon "I'm gonna take an edible and speak my shit" Moxley. #AEWCollision 🤼

AEW is what happens when a wrestling company actually likes its fans

Yes, but *how* do you know the Muffin Man?

Me, on Arrakis, running for my life from a giant worm: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE HULUDS WERE SHY

"I don't care if you're dead, you still need to do your job:" Customer service workers 🤝 AEW referees

AEW doesn't keep the good stuff behind a paywall

What if there is no cow level after all?

I'm losing my corporate job in two weeks, but I got this corporate photo of me that I really like out of the deal, so things are looking up.

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

Finally got around to watching 2025 Worlds End, and holy shit what a series of matches. I loved Orange Cassidy and Toni Storm's energy together so much. Such a good show from beginning to end!

I only drop rare loot, which is why you won't find an ounce of common sense on me.

Why is it always "video games make you violent," and not "video games make you date a bunch of hot dads?"

Do not give Discord your money. Cancel your Nitro. Be louder and bully harder.

Me, cuing up a super bowl commercial comp: Oh boy! I can't wait to see what fun, wacky, not upsetting commercials they came up with this year!

Ring unveils new Eye of Sauron feature for finding your parked car

I wish I was a little bit moister, I wish I was an oyster, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would hoist her.

Does it matter if I haven't watched the season in order to watch the season finale of football? Is there a good recap?

More of this vibe

*borat voice* 6-7

jd vance being booed internationally at the winter olympics and the aew FUCK ICE chants happening in the same week is so cathartic for me

(faking a smile) Are you guys all set on your existential horrors, or do we need any refills?

Recommend an Alien movie 👽🖤 I couldn't find a gif of this one, but Save Yourselves (2020)

How it feels to share tidal links knowing non-subscribers can only listen for 30 seconds:

what if jesus just had like a mio and a flask of vodka up his sleeve at that wedding?

I can’t wait to spend $300 on this (probably).

Server nightmares never go away, if you're wondering. Even if you don't work in the industry anymore, it's apparently not an excuse to not clock into your shift in your sleep.

I had a server nightmare last night. I woke up in the middle of it and felt a pang of stress before sleepily telling myself that it wasn't even my section anyway.

No matter where you go, whoop there it is -buckaroo banzai