Watching Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978) for the first time, and hoo boy is this exactly what I was in the mood for.

You can probably take a 100-question online test to see if you're autistic but really you only need the first question to be "did you look for a 100-question test instead of a 10-question test because of the greater accuracy that promised?"

The cognitive dissonance of simultaneously loving and being existentially horrified by 85 degree October days

I just found out I was supposed to be climbing a ladder at work this whole time IN ADDITION to my normal job.

Tilly Norwood is the most trying-to-make-fetch-happen shit I've ever seen

Glad I kept my winter body all summer… going to payoff now

I love having jizz (the canonical name of the genre of music played by the cantina band in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) in my ears.

Every stoner friend group needs one of each of these

Couldn't drive home from WV without checking out mothman's cheeks

Thoughtcrime is a thing here now, awesome, let's keep the dystopian greatest hits coming

Had a great time touring Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum in Weston, WV last night!

Snorting tylenol so I can speedrun autism

What do you mean I can't bring my emotional support bidet with us on vacation?

God, come get your damn kids already

I want to transgender everybody

"We have end times at home."

What if the rapture *did* happen, but only like 3 people got taken and ol' Jeezy was just like "Nah, I'm not claiming the rest."

Stop giving us AI integration we want Windows XP

i’m not saying i botched the coffee-to-milk ratio in this mug but if it was a mass shooter law enforcement would somehow take it alive

"This is setting us back as a society hundreds of years." Me, sliding beads back on the abacus with a furrowed brow, after patiently waiting for everything to evolve into crabs for decades: Goddamnit

Me, joyfully tearful: Thank you so much for officially legitimizing my self-diagnosis. I know I took all those tests, and did a ton of research, and all my autistic friends agree, but the imposter syndrome is always there and The autism police putting a hood over my head: ...

why doesn't Michael Eisner, the larger of the CEOs, simply eat Bob Iger

Michael Eisner inserts himself into stories about Bob Iger's leadership like a tern plunges into water - effortlessly and often

The US is those frogs in that pot of water I heard about as a kid.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

"I hope you like tapas," I say enthusiastically to my date as I pull into the Costco parking lot on sample day.

Hey grok, how many carcinogens do I need in order to undergo carcinization?

I don’t want to do a people job. I was meant to perform three well defined tasks and vanish in a cloud of smokeless fire.

If there are two things you need to know about me, it would not be that I love Gorillaz and I love Sparks, but those would certainly be two things you *could* know about me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_n...

Yeah, she (silksong) beat the hell out of this d (d-pad).

Orville Peck playing Vega in the new Street Fighter movie is inspired casting.

I bought Silksong on GOG because I have been patient for long enough, Steam.

rn some poor fucker is trying to buy Peggle on steam and having the hardest time of their life

Thank you to my Numenera party for agreeing that Silksong's release was a valid reason to move our game tonight.

we can get a little ahead of ourselves, as a treat

I haven't done digital art apart from pixel stuff in so long, but got the itch to try to paint my character (Rev. Ernest Haywood) for an upcoming D&D game. So I dug out my 20-year-old Wacom tablet, discovered OpenTabletDriver (bless), and remembered how much fun this is.

Hello, ChatGPT I want you to write a book for me Make it interesting, with a major plot twist in the third act Proofread it Edit it for me Publish it for me Read and review it for me Enjoy it for me Find love, and get married for me Have children, grow old, and die for me Now put a dog on the cover

Finally got around to scheduling a fit check for my napalm era.

The sun'll come out tomorrow (threat)

My partner introduced me to their work wife as their home husband

my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town

What the actual fuck

I'm not lethargic, I'm in power-saving mode.

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

Dean Cain in an abandoned phone booth, sewing a second S onto his old uniform...

Oop, almost ate the wrong half of the oreo first

wdyd when 20 is too loud and 18 isn't loud enough?

Um, actually, it's technically only "anime" if it's from the Anime region of Japan, otherwise it's just sparkling animation.

In case you missed it, the CEO of Spotify is now chairman of a military AI tech company called "Hellsing." Tidal was surprisingly easy to port all my music over to, is similarly priced, and sounds way better.