Skeledog Boney fell over last night and I didn’t have time to fix him this morning. I came home to find my neighbor helped him up and moved him so he could sniff the flowers! 🤣🤣🤣

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

Guy unfamiliar with any politician except Marco Rubio: I’m hearing a lot of buzz around Marco Rubio for 2028

He insists on being on my lap when I knit. The price is having to wear my works in progress.

You need a sensitivity reader for blindness or bisexual who remembers the 80s-90s? (It sounds silly but there's a lot of mythologizing and also I can stop you from calling things a "vhs player" or a "record single".)

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

We are SO CLOSE to getting rent paid! We're at $705/$805! 1st of month bills will also be due. Total is $675, need $337 of it by 5/5 or I'll overdraft. Disabled queer trans artist trying to survive & dealing w/ being medically complicated. 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ #MutualAid paypal.me/rookkilljoy CshApp/Vmo: foxrook

I'm starting to acclimate to not having plumbing which is kind of alarming, actually. You can help me afford to fix that, if I have entertained you or you'd like to see more art or writing from a less stressed me. ko-fi.com/karidru

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Nothing cracks me up harder than the look of existential horror often seen on kittens this age.

MEG AND SABINE ARE ADOPTED! Eight months in foster care with me and I am SO proud and happy for them. Their new human is perfect for them.

Someone is 10 grams away from the magic 400 club

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: In a cafe: A server brings a woman (60s?) a GIANT cheese scone and she hoots with laughter. Slicing it in half to butter it, she exclaims: "Oh. My. God! This scone is just butter and cheese held together by wishes and dreams!" (1)

Craving a ripe tomato? This frog can’t help. 🍅 Despite resembling a juicy fruit, the tomato frog wouldn’t taste very good. Its bright red hue is an example of aposematic coloring—a signal that means “don’t touch!” If bothered, it can secrete sticky, mildly toxic goo. Photo: David Kenny, iStock

one thing i will say about the james beast news is you cannot freely refer to yourself and your peers as "the boys" if your primary care physician is pointing out you should consider scheduling a prostate exam in the next few years

There’s a dude on instagram listening to his grandfather’s music collection that he inherited. Today it was the 1992, self titled album “Rage against the machine”. Fuck. I’m old.

as I have said before, the next civil war will be between 22 year olds who call their terrier mix a pibble vs a retiree whose doodle mix is like one bad day away from doing a family annihilation

I don't think flirting has to be confined to the apps, but this particular comment is qping a comment about meeting someone at work. And it always seems to be apps versus meeting people at work. There are other places, and if your life consists solely of work and apps, that's it's own problem.

Not declared by the 12yo, but pre-existing, it’s International Pallas Cat Day!

Oh. My. God. This is like something out of a movie. The real Woods was incarcerated for over a year in a mental hospital for insisting that he was himself and was forced to take psychotropic medication.

BEHOLD A MIGHTY WARRIORS BEGINNING! I BRING TO YOU MCFLURRY THE STORMBORN, HAWKDROPPED, EVADER OF RAPTORS, THE SKY ORPHAN, THE UNEATEN

I do not understand how someone hasn't snapped up this doll of a cat after all the videos of him being loving and adorable! He's young and healthy and gets along with other cats, and look how cute he is!

he has learned over the decades an instinct to surround himself with incompetents. competent people scare him and will tell him no.

Me: oh wow, cool! The Kitten Lady dropped a new tool to help age kittens based on their physical characteristics! This is gonna help so many people give more appropriate neonatal kitten care Universal Cat Distribution System: that’s great you should test it out Me: wait what Client: YARD ORPHAN

Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social. 70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge. 30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation. 7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

Why won't somebody interview parents like me who are really enjoying getting to know our kids who are trans? My kid is a treat! She is so much less miserable and makes a great daughter. Our family has not suffered because of her, but because of assholes who hate kids like her.

The Tufted ground squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in floof. Let's start with the *FLOOF* & talk about why they're called "VAMPIRE SQUIRRELS" last. They have the largest tail: body size ratio of any mammal on Earth: the tail is *130%* the size the body.

Imagine making AI bird slop when potoo birds exist.

The 12yo has declared it Yeti Crab Awareness Day! This surprising hirsute crustaceans (more squat lobster than crab) of the South Pacific reminded researchers of the Abominable Snowman or Yeti, with its long furry limbs. Its genus name Kiwa is from the Polynesian goddess of shellfish.

And some people will try to tell you that autism didn't exist until the last few decades.

The same people who fucked the bear and then that other obvious non-human character in BG3. RPG players have always been much weirder than devs give them credit for.

Imagine making AI slop when Goldfinch's are literally trying to get into your house #birds

An elegant and majestic creature.

Finally finished the angry grackle! I have decided his name is Gerald. Original photo I used as reference is by @glengrambo.bsky.social . In his original post he noted the grackles were mating, so Gerald is likely shouting something very rude at the girl grackles. #watercolor #HumanMadeArt

I was thinking that this couldn't last long. Not even because of battlefield readiness. Bases and especially boot camps have got to be hotbeds of disease. You've got the crowding of college dorms, but also, lots of people in basic training left kids at home and maybe brought their flu with them.

Here is the reason that I tie my knitting bag handles shut:

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Oh my goodness.

I'm from the Midwest, home to all sorts of mayonnaise infused abominations.

One of my all time favorite weird (also horrible) things that happened in court: client's twin brother was charged with ID theft for using client's name when stopped by police. Twin brother pleads guilty and gets probation, but the court wrote client's name on the judgment, not his brother's.

What happens when I take the box of crackers with me instead of putting some crackers onto a plate:

Now you can also have the Pallas cat song stuck in your head You're welcome youtu.be/5YLSP6b6yHg?...

come fuck with this. see what happens.

One year ago today 🌿 Pediocactus simpsonii, our Mountain Ball Cactus, blooming at Pyramid Rock #nativeplants

Excellent article about something I just discussed with my mom on the phone an hour ago. Mmy nomination then for a recent development that actually improved my life? Light bulbs that only need to be changed once every few years.

My great grandma told me about surviving tetanus when she was a young teen. She spent two weeks being alone in total darkness because any light, touch or sound was painful and caused spasms. Fuck anyone who forces children to go through what my great grandma did.