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Minneapolis Can I pet your dog?
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I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.
about 1 year ago
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anti-leaf blower november account
about 12 hours ago
eternal mood
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No meetings and working from home tomorrow means I can finally skip a hair wash tonight until after I work out tomorrow. It feels positively decadent.
about 13 hours ago
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Apparently, Christmas market time in Germany means expensive hotels. Who could have imagined? But one of these markets has a stand that's just mustards, so, worth it, obviously.
about 14 hours ago
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Brian Grubb
about 19 hours ago
i do not know Nikola Jokić's godfather and offseason conditioning coach, Nebojša Vagić, but i respect him so much
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Cussing someone out in my head and that's where it's going to stay because I'm terrified of possibly hurting someone's feelings.
about 17 hours ago
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Derek Johnson
about 19 hours ago
Why do all of Pete Hegseth’s military operation names sound like dildo nicknames?
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Gotta research hotels in Aachen today and try to find the place we stayed in Cologne two years ago. Love a Sunday project.
about 18 hours ago
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Once again engaged in the struggle between wanting coffee and breakfast and the desire to lounge in bed.
about 20 hours ago
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I do not recognize the voices of these Big Ten network announcers and I do not care for them.
1 day ago
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KARE 11
1 day ago
Police say the 53-year-old man was cleaning his shotgun when his dog accidentally set it off, shooting him in the lower back.
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Man expected to survive after dog shoots him in back
Police say the 53-year-old man was cleaning his shotgun when his dog accidentally set it off, shooting him in the lower back.
https://www.kare11.com/article/news/nation-world/dog-shoots-man-in-back-shillington-pennsylvania/507-9e10d36e-9361-41a0-bf04-cfd931b8573b
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Doug Gottlieb's hair is crazy.
1 day ago
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Love to come home from the bar to watch my alma mater struggle.
1 day ago
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Don't tip so shittily that my favorite bartender gives me a hug for tipping several times more on a $17 tab than you did on a $60 tab.
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Ben Schleuss
1 day ago
Stop cheering for homophobic chicken. It’s embarrassing.
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Weird crowd/vibes at the VFW tonight.
1 day ago
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Jonah Maves
1 day ago
Naz Reid at halftime vs Denver 17 PTS | 6/8 FG | 4/5 3P | + 11 in 17 mins
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Fuck him up, Naz!
1 day ago
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Trying but hard to get a picture of the woman courtside with the crazy pink lipstick. Convo at the bar: "Is she supposed to be somebody?" "No, she's just unfortunate."
1 day ago
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This is probably the last day I'll be able to take a windows-open nap for a while, so I'd best get to it.
1 day ago
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Daddy.
4 months ago
Yes please kill each other and not us
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Timothy Burke
1 day ago
normal things happening
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Got half loaf of bread with candied ginger in it and made toast and now it smells like incense in here now.
1 day ago
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A couple of girls were selling bracelets (maybe other stuff?) raising money for something outside the VFW last night and I gave them $20 for this bracelet that they picked out to match my moonstone necklace. I like it!
2 days ago
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I just got out of bed to blow my nose and now I'm sneezing again and have to do it all over again. This is bullshit.
2 days ago
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Probably shouldn't leave my windows open all night, but also, it's gonna be a minute before I can do this again.
2 days ago
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NOT JADEN
2 days ago
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College wrasslin' on at the VFW!
2 days ago
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Jack Jenkins
3 days ago
Oh wow
@reuters.com
got the photo here:
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Holy crap it's lovely out there.
3 days ago
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I bought compression bags for packing for my upcoming trip way back in like, June and I have no idea where I put them. Great job, dumbass.
3 days ago
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Haven't updated my Turkey Day Dance Party playlist in a while, but I got some inspiration tonight. "Dim All the Lights" was already on there, obviously.
3 days ago
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis
4 days ago
sing this song every time JD and the Supremes walk through the door
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little john
6 days ago
What the fuck. Just in general
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✨brit✨
3 days ago
like i feel like i’m losing my fucking mind here in how the sanitizing of language around the sexual abuse & trafficking of minors in some attempt to not only normalize it but put blame on the one who’s too young to vote amongst grown ass men of wealth & power statuses consent doesn’t exist here!
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Watching The Mummy for the third or fourth time this week because it's the only thing on and I haven't got the capacity to pay attention to anything.
3 days ago
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Marisa Kabas
4 days ago
NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."
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WH claims 'inflation tamed,' per DoorDash stats. Company says that's not in its report.
It comes the same week we learned the WH would likely not release key economic reports for October.
https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/wh-inflation-tamed-doordash-stats-jobs-report
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Got a call last night while my phone was on do not disturb, there was a voicemail with just background noise. Then they called back a minute later and my phone actually rang, with the "potential spam" label. Seems like that shouldn't happen?
4 days ago
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
4 days ago
see also
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I'm out of this age range, but you'd best believe if I could find a Dutch dude to marry me on one of my visits to
@veronicava.bsky.social
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4 days ago
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Left the house without any jewelry, save for the bracelets I rarely take off. Now I'm gonna feel weird all day. Or, you know, weirder than normal.
4 days ago
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C. Robert Cargill
4 days ago
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.
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Wish my doctor could just write a note that says "Jessica needs to work at home so she's not a huge bitch to everyone."
4 days ago
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Marisa Kabas
5 days ago
no matter how much stupid shit pat macafee says i’ll always think he’s the anti-virus software guy
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Girl, no.
5 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 days ago
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks
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I can't see shit out there. Boooooooooooooooo.
5 days ago
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I have my in-office lunches for the next two days ready to go. Gonna cook another protein that's in the fridge days before it goes bad and use up leftovers for dinner. This is probably all the get-up-and-go I have for this week.
5 days ago
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PIGS IN BLANKETS
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6 days ago
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Gonna miss a bunch of Wolves games (just on TV) when I'm in the Netherlands in a couple of weeks, but I do get to see Netherlands v Poland when I'm there, so that's cool as hell.
6 days ago
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Only got my hair colored today and not trimmed. I'm gonna regret that in two weeks, max.
6 days ago
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