feels insane to listen to the commentators cheer the violence of the hit while the player is down on the field

First time I've really noticed the age gap with the fella tonight. I had to tell him about Steve Miller Band, because a song was playing that sampled "Abracadabra." It was released before he was born. 😭😭

My phone knows it's karaoke time.

Set my bubbles between the inner and outer doors to the deck and now they're frozen. 😭

These goddamn gray skies have me wanting a nap and I've only been up for like, six hours.

Someone drove down the sidewalk last night, it seems.

Just remembered I got a happy new year hug from this fella last night.

Was looking for another post and came across Sherman again. You beautiful idiot.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

Cannot recommend getting your period on NYE. I have no idea what I'm even sobbing about.

Already getting coerced into staying until midnight at the VFW.

The VFW is currently dead and I have TouchTunes to myself and I'm glad I left the house.

Guess I'm taking a second-half nap.

CONLEY BLOCKS LEBRON

I MISS YOU, NAW!

today is for the ladies to have fun. its new years eve not new year's steve

It's the same every year, sweetie darling.

Dad was in a car accident on Monday (he's fine), and he's just texting about it now. Typical.

Watching Game of Thrones and every time Ser Barristan is on screen, I want to stop and watch Derry Girls.

Haven't had a Negroni since I was in the Netherlands, and what have I been doing?

Good Lord what is burning in South Minneapolis? I was outside for a minute and I can't stop coughing and my hair smells like smoke.

Just one hour until another five-day weekend. We should do this every week.

Took me 40 minutes to drive about 3.5 miles to SLP to get my allergy shots. 🫠🫠🫠

It would be so great to not wake up at 3 am.

Whyyyyyyy am I getting all these blue wave, or whatever we're calling them these days, followers?

This is somehow a very quiet 17-point lead?

I swear all my Instagram ads today have been for massage places. Is the universe trying to tell me something?

...why is that neckbeard flipping me off?

Just be your fucking self. I know it’s hard cause you’re a loser but damn, at least embrace that and try to do better 😭

Minnesotans whippin’ shitties for christ

This training was supposed to take 25 minutes, but that's passed and it's only halfway finished. Even worse, the narrator has a breathy, whispery voice and she speaks SO SLOWLY.

Marked something off my to do list. Feels like I should be done for the week now.

Can't believe I have to work tomorrow.

Game of Thrones marathon starts tomorrow. There goes my week.

🚨🚨🚨 Mr. Plow is about to start on FXX 🚨🚨🚨

Looks like I need to get my ass out of bed and get my car to the parking ramp.

You may not be able to say "I hope you die in a fire" to a law enforcement officer because it COULD reasonably be interpreted as a threat, but not so with "I hope you develop untreatable hemorrhoids."

This is exactly what I expected from the Wolves and I'm mad.

Should I?

I need less Dilly time.

Oh Lord, a party bus just pulled up at the VFW.

Get it together, Wolves.

Tip well, don't be a dick, and this could be you, kids.

Whoever played this at the VFW is my new bestie.

Cannot take a compliment on my light blue cheetah print coat without telling everyone within earshot that I paid $15 for it at Old Navy 10-plus years ago.

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

Didn't notice the Daddy Long Legs on my recycling bag until it was out of my hands and falling into the bin. I'm sorry you're going to freeze, friend. I didn't mean it!

Ran out to get a few groceries and Kowalski's was pretty dead. I'm a little surprised, but I suppose a lot of folks are still out of town and at gatherings and whatnot.