you could’ve given me 50 guesses what car shai drives and i would’ve guessed cybertruck right off the bat so i wouldn’t have needed the other 49 guesses

When Shai Gilgeous-Alexander was born the doctor who delivered him was called for a foul

Was just thinking "this edible ain't shit," and then two minutes later I had to repeat the word "single" to myself two dozen times because it didn't sound like a word.

Woke 2 is coming

Just pulled this out of my bra after the walk home.

Took my umbrella out of my purse like an idiot. Guess I'll have to wait out the eventual rain at the V. (Yes I could go home and grab it and walk to the bar, but I'd miss out on time with my favorite bartender. Actually I might do that.)

The person playing music on the patio at Mort's has ads on whatever streaming service they're using. Kinda fucks up the flow.

Shout out to the woman in the "Make Boys Cry" t-shirt on the patio at Mort's.

The new neighbors are having a party in the backyard and I can hear them singing along to Frank Ocean's "Lost." They seem great!

Happy Sunday! He is Risen! ✨ *He = Ricky Rubio

I'm not setting an alarm for tomorrow and I can't think of the next time I'll get to do that.

As if we weren't insufferable enough. Also, I DON'T CARE. MINNEAPOLIS 4EVA

Bar is fairly empty and I'm hanging out with my fave bartenders (some off duty and some in duty). Living my best life!

The Youth at the bar are enjoying my TouchTunes selections. I can hear them singing along to "The Seed 2.0."

Awwwwww yeah.

Woke up from my nap just in time for the benches to clear in the Twins game.

Plouffey busting out a GoT reference in the second inning.

Sometimes it's a good idea to let the old farts at the bar yammer at you for as long as they want. The guy talking to me during the Lynx game told me he kicked a young Prince out of an Arthur Treacher's back in the day.

The Monster clears the monster!

Hartenstein looks like he yells at baristas

Eating Trader Joe's Step Up to the Snack Bar mix out of a ramekin with a spoon because I don't want to wash my hands between skincare steps, as usual. I am very normal.

Gotta be back at the bar in 14 hours to watch the Lynx. I should go home.

Jaden robbed.

The Man Haters Club is in full effect at the bar tonight.

RIP.

My shitass hometown is not on this map, but they also voted to fly the ugly, racist flag.

This is my mom and her mom. When my grandma died and all these people said all these great things about her... We did not know the same person. It's less bad with my mom, but it's still there.

A thing it took me 30 seconds to find on @wbbtimeline.bsky.social: #WNBA per-game attendance in 2026 is up 6.3% year-over-year from 2025, just as it rose in 2025 from 2024. Not dropping. www.acrossthetimeline.com/wnba/attenda...

Ultimately, this woman created the means and opportunity for the federal government to conduct a campaign of ethnic cleansing in my town and while that's not the crime she's been charged with, it should be the one she's remembered for.

Wife who has never heard of Clavicular and is largely offline who saw "looksmaxxing" in print: Wait why are the kids using a word from that old TJ Maxx campaign from the 90s Me:

Perfection.

Well this is awkward…

Watching BB, What, and Phee swaying to whatever song is playing during the challenge 💯💯💯

The game may not be on TV, but that ain't gonna stop me from watching it at the bar!

There's a dude at the VFW who paid me zero attention until he sat next to me during a Wolves game a couple of weeks ago, when he said, "You're kinda mean and aggressive." I apologized and he said, "No, it's hot!" And now he's been all flirty and touchy with me. 😂

If you put "mustard" in the name of your potato salad, I damn well better be able to taste the mustard in it.

Moving my workout to tomorrow because my hair looks good enough today that I'm gonna get an extra day out of it.

Well, that rules me out.

A company in Michigan brought in Lionel Richie last week and laid of 2500 today? No jury in the world...

Accurate. Can confirm.

GO AWAY HELICOPTER

Love to see Lea B on the national WNBA broadcast.

This sucks for the Somali community and the Feeding our Future scandal continues…. This woman was also indicted for day care fraud and it’s weird Jill Merten’s face isn’t featured in any of these videos. I wonder if she’s still singing at the gop convention?

WHERE DOES HE FIND THESE PEOPLE

good morning, it’s time to be mean and gawk at Cleveland’s shot chart in overtime

it's too bad this came at the very end of the city council meeting when nearly everyone had left including press because police going over budget and brian o'ohara being unable to explain any of it, even knowing he would be asked to today, is a crucial part of the opposition to MPD cop city

But if I read it from the app on the front of my phone it's bigger?

I forgot I threw together this Ricky Rubio and Anthony Edwards mix 5 years ago when I was just learning how to edit videos. I'll have to make sure this is playing in the hospital upon arrival ✨