Suddenly Dan Hurley looks like the normal UConn coach

Byron Buxton stop getting hit by pitches challenge

Why is it taking so long to review this call?

Got a huge wine at the Twins game and didn't know what time it was and now I'm gonna have to leave half of it behind to go watch the Wolves game.

I'm so sad we lost BC.

Forgot to put my belt on before I walked out the door, but my Lyft driver let me run back in and get it. No yanking up my jeans all day!

Oh no. LOTR The Two Towers is on. I can't stay up until it's over at 1. Or can I?

People make interesting choices at karaoke. I definitely wanted to hear a song from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

That hairline is like when the ocean recedes right before a tsunami

Just sang Barbara Mandrell at karaoke.

Saw Caris LeVert's jersey and immediately "Casanova" popped into my head.

Sexworld liquidation sale just dropped. Some fine items, folks!

Locking eyes with Jonathan the Tortoise after he faked his death to get out of the limelight

Thinking I’ll give up fun stuff to be with you just lets me know you are not for me. Pls go disappoint someone else.

sorry have to add my favorite one

Left my work to-do list at home and now I'm adrift.

DOLL IN THE WINDOW MENTIONED

Mentally where I’m at

Aggressive violent friendly posting

Every person on Bluesky was told they were "gifted" as a child, which was the only moment their parents were proud of them

Responding to multiple texts about Ant missing the start of the game last night because he was pooping and resisting the urge to send a couple with, "that's what I told you last night!"

No Doll in the Window? I am incensed!

Walter Hudson, drinking for 12 hours straight, open bottle of alcohol he says was his just sitting in the back seat of Engen's car. WBL cops take a gun off him for his and their safety because he is slurring his words, but refuse to breathalyze him because of woke. Walter has always been shameless

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

I learned today that there’s a copy of the script of the episode of The Simpsons where Nelson knocks over the Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee in the (still standing) Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee.

Colleague who has zero respect for others' calendars returns from a month away and crams a meeting into my only free hour tomorrow. *fart noise*

Day 2 of having something on my left contact that I can't see and can't remove. I think it's time to give up and toss it.

If these warm days keep going, I'm gonna have to install the AC in April.

Stephen Miller and Richard Spencer are probably hurt pretty bad if this makes it even more delightful for you

1st half UConn vs 2nd half UConn

ok that was the funniest way for duke to go

The reverse Laettner

HOLY SHIT UCONN

Someone has some explaining to do.

After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

When everyone at the bar is singing along to your TouchTunes choices >>>>>

Stolen from Reddit A bald eagle circles the Minnesota state capitol during the No Kings protest

Certainly different than most signs.

Beware, evildoers! Here come the Big Naturals!

Guy looking through my purse when I went into The Barn earlier freaked out over... a makeup brush. (It's a travel brush that expands and has a cover.)

Lea B. Olson is in the house for the Class A championship!

My Lyft driver's check engine light is on, which explains the jerky acceleration, I guess.

Reaching for the Moon, by Edward Mason Eggleston, 1933 (flipped), 📸 by @godovasquez

GO HOME HELICOPTER

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Angel at the Tomb of Christ, by Benjamin West, 1813, 📸 by @HancockPhoto

Kids are so disrespectful. Omg. 🤣🤣🤣

So MPD was getting calls about ICE harassing kids at schools … less than six months after Annunciation … and they just didn’t respond

MPD abandoned the people of Minneapolis.